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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hi There!

Just popping in to check on the latest news.

Oh, I see that story about me constantly changing my mind is out. Those big poopy-heads.
Well, whad'ya expect? I'm PMS'ing. Good golly Miss Molly. How can you trust anyhing that bleeds for a week but don't die?
DAMN YOU MEN!!! You have it so easy. You get to go on through life all bowling, golfing, all that fun stuff without having to worry about where the nearest bathroom is.

But there are plenty of bathrooms in the White House. Trust me. I know. I've used them all. Too bad that sonuva- Well, I wish Bill would have maybe thought about stepping in to one instead of standing out there in the hall like that. So embarrasing.
Of course, he would still have had to explain why that fucking bitch little intern was following him out of there, but it might not have been so obvious.

Well, I better go find the bathroom. I have some things to take care of and some thinking to do. Ta-Ta!!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

WooHoo! She's Cutting Her Own Throat Again!

New York Daily News - News & Views - Daily News Exclusive:

Hillary pays a price:

You should have learned from Kerry there hIllary. You can't flip-flop trying to keep everyone happy and expect your fans to vote for you.
As for me, keep it up. I couldn't be happier.

New Research Tool Predicts The Obvious

New Research Tool Predicts Landslide for Gore in 2008, Defeat for Clinton:

Now I don't think much of Gore at all. But I would take him over Hillary.
Hell, I would almost take Ross Perot over Hillary.

No Shit!

Jim Kouri: Clinton/Kerry Bill for Felon Voting Rights Opposed by Americans:

Let's see now. A sneaky conniving bitch and a lying horsefaced propagandist. Good gawd I'm glad Kerry didn't make it last time, and now just look at the company he keeps. For that matter, look at the company Hillary keeps.

Anyway, back to the story. I guess that's one way to glean more votes.
What the hell? The criminal vote would be so, so appropriate.

Friday, May 26, 2006


Knocking on the White House door - World - smh.com.au:
In short, the writer tried to make a story out of nothing. There are no responses from Hillary on any issue other than extra days off for parents. Which, what about non-parents? Wouldn't that open a discrimination can of worms? Just because someone doesn't have kids they don't get the same paid time off? That's another post.
Anyway, while reading the article, I get the impression she's afraid to open her mouth about anything. There just isn't enough room for any more feet yet.

Which Piper Do I Make The Check Out To?

Children Of The Corn:
(emphasis mine)

Look long and hard bitch.
See, what confuses me here, is the fact that literally everyone wants to lower our dependence on foreign oil, but now some are talking about importing ethanol? Are we not just swapping one evil for another?

Ethanol isn't cheap to make. Other countries have already been in the business of making it for several years now, so it's probably cheaper for them to make it than it is for us. Lower tariffs on it and it will most likely be cheaper to import than to make here, thus creating the same gaddamn market for imported fuel we already have with oil.

But, in answer to the original question, you may not want to piss off Iowa. There are a lot of corn fields there.
She'll probably dream up some sort of new subsidy for corn farmers. Which of course, will come out of our paychecks. We'll pay extra for ethanol one way or another.

This Is A Hoot!

They've gone and made a play about me. ME! Little ole me!
The creator of TV hit M*A*S*H has written a radio play that puts HILLARY CLINTON in the White House and GEORGE W BUSH on trial for crimes against America. LARRY GELBART, developer and chief writer on the 1970s show, has written ABROGATE for BBC Radio. The one-off comedy will air on Radio 4 in Britain on Friday (26MAY06). The BBC says, "Every line is a barbed swipe, a dazzling barb that hits home."
I'm flattered I tell ya'! Just so, so - ahhh, shucks.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

My Baby Girl

Chelsea!? Chelsea!?
Where are you? You never call any more. You never write?
I miss you so much since you got that damn job.

Come visit mommy and daddy, okay?

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hi Everyone!

I see you've read the article on my latest little slip of the tongue. Woops! Sorry.
I don't think I should have said that. But too late now, ha-ha! I'm sure those crazy red staters will be all over that like Monica on an unwrapped cuban.

Oh! Silly me. I should really let that go. After all, they did decide there were no laws broken. Right? Didn't they?

Whatever. We weren't - I mean he wasn't impeached.

Okay, gotta run. Gotta a lotta New Yorkin' to do.

I'll check back later!

Let's Get This 'Party' Started

Alrighty then. This is the shakedown cruise of the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog. I know, redundancy alert.

I decided to start this blog just so I could keep track of all the stupid shit she does, keep it all consolidated where I could refer to it more easily at a later time. Who knows? I may even serve to enlighten some of the misguided fools who respect her or at the very least, think she's qualified for some sort of leadership position in our country's government.

Anyway, I think it's most appropriate that the first post is about the one brain fart where Hillary does her career the most damage:


Yeah, great. All us drivers not in the beltway need someone who probably hasn't driven a car for ten years or more try to dictate our driving habits.

On top of that, while I do look forward to the day we use less - if any - foreign oil, Ethanol is not the complete answer. It will cost us more as consumers to develope and purchase, as well as lower our mileage significantly.

To hell with it. I think I need to start making my own.

I need to start saving my garbage TODAY.