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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Oh, That's Sweet

There's not many things I adore more than seeing a rabid animal turn on it's own pack.
Not that I have actually seen one, but I can imagine what would happen.

Take this for instance:
Hillary, Thanks For Raising Our Taxes | The Huffington Post:

Wait a minute. I thought you Hezbocrats were all over this Hillary running for prez shit. You know, all about how great she would be since she's done such a fine job for New York.

But wait! There's more!:

Hillary Is Making Us All Sicker

Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. Welcome to reality.

At least, so I thought. Briefly. For a minute there.
Then he starts talking about the benefits of socialized medicine. He says:

That's it. I just puked a little in my mouth. This dude is nuts. Plain and simple.
He has obviously been getting his information from someone other than FUCKING PATIENTS who have to actually utilize that system. In fact, those who can afford it are paying cash for their treatment rather than wait for the government to 'take care of them'.

And guess what they do if they don't have the money, and don't want to wait, or CAN'T wait for the government to get around to treating them?:

Yup. WE take care of them.
That's swell. Great plan you got there dumbass. Just what America needs.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Yeah, When Hell Freezes Over

Hah! This shit ain't happenin'. Know what I mean?
The bitch can stick to her daytime teevee. She ain't no leader. Not like I am.
She goes and puts her idiots on her show, all sweetie-pie, now-now dear, life is good, here - let me hep' you out.

But run for president of these here United States? Get a grip.

And what exactly the hell are YOU thinking you pork rind eatin', flabby sonuva-wannabe movie maker. A petition to get her on the ballot? Even I ain't that stupid. You need to get a life beyond the kitchen table!

All this speculation is driving me nuts. Hell with it. I think I'll run.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Quote Of The Day

Stephen Green, the VodkaPundit says:
No, wait, writing about Hillary is like peeing after a six-pack of cheap beer – a little more foul stuff has to come out.
Yes. And we still must write. We must let the world know.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Check It Out!

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with me and entertain American troops there:

She's so cute. Maybe we could have a little fun on the side, if you know what I mean. [wink] [wink]

She can protect me, taking those shooting lessons and all. Mmmm. I think I'm getting a little wet. I can just see her now. That big ole mean gun...WAIT A MINUTE!!! I DON'T LIKE GUNS!!! She better not take a gun! I won't go near her if she has a gun! What the hell is she thinking? She wouldn't have a chance.

But, she's so cute. And those boobies! Have you seen those boodies?

There Is A God.

Snippet from Yahoo! News:
In Georgia, Rep. Cynthia McKinney, the fiery congresswoman known for her conspiracy theories about the Sept. 11 attacks and a scuffle this year with a U.S. Capitol police officer, lost a runoff for the Democratic nomination.
We can all sleep a little better tonight.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


Snagged from Delftsman3:
Here's some Aviation History everyone should probably know:

You may remember that on July 8, 1947 , witnesses claim an unidentified object
with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say...
has been profusely covered up by the Air Force and the US government.

However....... what you may NOT well know is that on March 31, 1948 -
exactly nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born.

That piece of information clears up a lot of things.
Gives you cause to wonder, no?

Monday, August 07, 2006

Something To Think About, You Stupid Bitch

A quote I read over on Patty's blog in reference to her son-in-law:
"He plans on remaining in the USAF as a lifer unless God forbid Hillary is elected. At which time he intends to leave the service. This is a seniment I have heard from all the young folks that are in the military."
Interesting. I had never heard an opinion from someone currently in the military regarding Psycho Bitch. But, since I was given cause to ruminate on the idea, I just can't even fathom the likes of her as commander in chief of our armed forces.

I mean good gawd-amighty. How would you like it if she were your boss?

Friday, August 04, 2006

Hillary vs. Rumsfeld

She says:
"Under your leadership, there have been numerous errors in judgment that have led us to where we are," she said. "We have a full-fledged insurgency and full-blown sectarian conflict in Iraq."
Loosely translated:

He says:
"I have never painted a rosy picture," he said. "I've been very measured in my words, and you'd have a dickens of a time trying to find instances where I've been excessively optimistic."
Loosely translated:
"Bite me."