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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

A Funny

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Today's Special

Thursday, November 09, 2006


Bastards! I'll fix those damn "wire tapping and spying in the interest of homeland security" assholes. Wait and see.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Riddle Me This

Why is it that the media keeps harping on Hillary running for president? I mean, they're more determined she's is running than she is.

She said she wasn't, which I'm sure is a lie. But every time there's a news article on her, they talk about how much closer she is to running.