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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Fucking Potty Mouth

"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise." (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day,

"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" - From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular." (Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter." - (TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace")

"F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut." - (From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

"You f**king idiot." (From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!" -(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!" - (From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?" - (From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

"Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - (Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco; SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!" - (From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)

"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?" - (From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

"Put this F****r on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!" - (From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

"He is a real Son of a Bitch." - (From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 259 - Hillary's opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he secretly visited Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)

"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!" - (From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum." - (C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media, which are all conservatives in her opinion)

"Come on Bill, put your dick away! You can't f**k her here!!" - (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being" -Hillary Clinton (From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p.

"You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends." - (From the book "The Agenda" by Bob Woodward, ch. 14)

"The only way to make a difference is to acquire power - lots of power - and then use it to distroy your enemies" - (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of tough choices.... Government has to make those choices for people" - (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)

"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe " - Hillary in 1996" From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 76 - Hillary in 1996)
*Stolen from Mr. Schlong.

Oh yes. I would just love to be a fly on the wall in some of her meetings.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007


I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg:

Hillary Clinton caught on charity tax scheme

Sneaky bitch. Anyone who really knows her knows how sneaky she is.
I'm just beginning to find out.

Coming Out Of The Closet

Yes, my alter-ego has been exposed.

Blooggle forced me to convert this blog to the 'new improved better than ever' blooggle.
During the process, I fucked up. I exposed myself.

Sure, I could start over, but nah. Deal.
I, The Curmudgeon, was posting as Hillary's Thong. ExPresidentClinton will still post her shit though, so stay tuned...

Let's Hope So

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine aga in told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you just fine. I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I Want Jim On My Staff

Jim over at Parkway Rest Stop has gone and thrown up a post that I think is just - just darling. It's like he read my mind!

Condi? Oh Condi!?!?
I love you...

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Power Of Makeup

Amazing what you can do with a little makeup and a trowel:

And So It Begins

Obama Bama bo Bama
Banana fanna fo fanna
Fe fi OFama....

So the shit has started slinging. We have two for-certain presidential contenders. One of the is a fucking idiot, and the other is well, a fucking idiot. I don't think Obama can take Hitlery on and win. I hat to admit it, because I would even take him over Hitlery. But since I ain't a registered dimocrat, I won't get to help make the choice.

Anyway, Obama is already trying to start shit.
In this articel, Obama-fo-fama says:

"I am not clear on how she would proceed at this point to wind down the war in a specific way," Obama told reporters when asked to critique Clinton's plans for ending the bloody US engagement during a campaign stop in Iowa.

"I know she has stated that she thinks the war should end by the start of the (next) president's first term, .... beyond that though, how she wants to accomplish that I am not clear, I would let her address those issues," Obama said.
I got some news for you there 'Bama. She don't know either.
But it makes for good lip service when you're trying to please your party.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Hillary Campaigning In New York

"War Amnesia"

I stumbled upon a post over here about the Hitlery and her selective memory. The post itself is enlightening enough, but one of the comments is what caught my eye:

"If folks keep fussing at her, she’s liable to change her mind about that thing she changed her mind about changing her mind about."
Cracked me the hell up, it did.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill?
Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton ?" Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar. Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'

'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".

Stolen from Guy K.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

The Vote Are In! [sic]

I got an offer from these nice girls:
"We're a group of bitches gals that LOVE to blog and LOVE to read other people's blogs..." who offered to review this blog.

I figgered, "Why not?", and gave them the go-ahead.

Sexy Simone was assigned to the task and offered up her review. I started to read the review and upon finding out she was pro-Hillary (Come back here Simone - maybe we can cure you of that), I never though we would get a fair or unbiased review. But she was quite honest and fair.

Here goes:
What you hear is the screams that are echoing through my bedroom as I type this.

Not because it is a horrible blog - we'll actually get to some good stuff later - but because I'm not a Republican. Hell, I'm not particularly political at all so after I was "assigned" to review this blog I don't have an actual idea of what it is about. So, I ponder the name, wondering what stupid 20 something girl I would be reviewing today when I happen across a blog about Hillary Clinton. DOH!

*Screams were amplified*

I love Hillary Clinton.

I know, I know, I'm not supposed to yell out my political agenda but I'm a Democrat, and a vocal liberal, and I like her. I like what she stands for, I like her beliefs, and I want a woman President, and so far, she is our best hope.

Okay, enough of my political tirades.

I really thought that this would be a hard blog to review, quite simply because of my bias, but what I found was utterly shocking! I LIKED IT! Yes folks, you heard right, I liked it. Lets start with the template shall we? It was a boring white background - I hate white - but for some reason it fit. The header is a great picture of the White House with lightening bolts that just sort of went with the title of their particular muse. The sidebar was was short and sweet - although lacking any "personality" so to speak. But it was all there, right in front of you, and easy to navigate.

The posts were, dare I say it, humorous. Yes, you heard me right, they made me laugh. They were of course pictures and posts that were against Hillary Clinton, but yet at the same time, they had a political sarcasm and humor that can crack up even the most liberal Democrat.

The only downfall is that there simply isn't enough of them. The person that does this blog went a full month and a half without posting. Now, now, that isn't a way to uphold a blog is it??

So, in my sleepy state, I'm going to say this blog was... well... good. OMG - don't let my mother (the REAL Democrat) hear me say this!

RATING - 6 out of 10
Thanx again for taking the time to review, and being honest and fair!
You're welcome to come back any time.