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Monday, September 28, 2009

You Got Some Splainin' To Do

'World Leader' to Obama: Explain Why 'They're Putting a Hitler Moustache On You'

"He says, 'Barack, explain to me this health care debate.'

"He says, 'We don't understand it. You're trying to make sure everybody has health care and they're putting a Hitler mustache on you -- I don't -- that doesn't make sense to me. Explain that to me.'"
Where to begin. Where to begin...

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Love Him, Or Else

[via hotair.com]

Singing His Praises

[screen shot from foxnews.com]

It would seem most Fox fans do not like the idea of political indoctrination in our school system.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Lying Fucking Liar

I didn’t even know that ACORN was getting a whole lot of federal money.
- P.O.T.U.S.
Uh, yeah. And if you really expect anyone to believe that shit you're dumber than I previously though.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Hard Hitting Journalism

Thanks for sharing.


Hot Air has a piece today on McCain-Feingold taking another hit. One thing about the BCRA is that it is a very resilient piece of crap legislation having survived a premature trip to the Supreme Court. Now all that can be done is to pick it apart piece by piece -- which must be done for the sake of the country.

But one point I need to make is this: People don't forget their betrayers. Al least not within the span of their generation. McCain is seen unanimously by conservatives I know as betraying the very foundations of the Republic by infringing on free speech. I don't know what was going through my Senator's head when he worked on the this legislation. I can only hope he realizes that the reason he lost the election can be traced back to his arrogant disregard for the basic principles conservatives hold close to their hearts. Certainly, I would expect a veteran who spent time in a prison camp to never forget what he was fighting for.

Friday, September 18, 2009


I stole this from Grouchy Old Cripple. The object here is to get your best Jeff Foxworthy attitude and voice on, then read these:

If you think that a czar is unconstitutional, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you are opposed to a government run health care system, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you think that it is unAmerican to bow before the Saudi King, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you think that the stimulus plan has been an utter failure, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you think that this administration is driving the deficit up at alarming rates, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you think that this is a nation based on Christian values, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you think that communism and socialism are NOT the solution, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you value the 1st Amendment, but think that the media is State ran, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you are sick and tired of the Race card being played, then...
.........You Might Be a Racist!
If you are a racist according to the current liberal agenda, then...
.........You might just be an American!
It seems the more the 'Race Card' gets played by the libtard demosocialists, the less effective it becomes.
And it's getting weaker by the day:



Good News

House votes to deny all federal funds for ACORN

It's about time libtards' eyes were opened and this corrupt organization got their just desserts.

[Update by Cactus Mark]

We should point out that the House legislation that passed was the Student Loans Bill. The verbiage added would ensure that money was never appropriated to ACORN in the future. No part of the student loan program ever financed ACORN so this is largely a symbolic effort by the House.


Thursday, September 17, 2009

17 New Czars In 7 Months


Wednesday, September 16, 2009


I got this in an email:
Did anyone do the numbers?

I guess I must be on the wrong page...
- A vehicle at 15 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons a year of gasoline.
- A vehicle at 25 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.

So, the average clunker transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. They claim 700,000 vehicles - so that's 224 million gallons per year.

That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil 5 million barrels of oil is about one fourth of one day's US consumption.

And, 5 million barrels of oil costs about $350 million dollars at $75/bbl.

So, we all contributed to spending $3 billion to save $350 million.

How good a deal was that???
I'm sure they'll do a great job with health care though.


Quote of the Day

"Bush is a complete moron. Be he orchestrated 9/11 and left no evidence."
Libtards are just never going to get their shit together.


Oh, Pah-leeze!


Thursday, September 10, 2009

Quote of the Day

You know, I think I love this woman. "Whom?" you ask? Why, Sarah Palin.
This snippet nabbed from her
Response to the President's Health Care Speech

- Sarah Palin
But we're both married so I won't press a courtship.


Wednesday, September 09, 2009


Is there anyone out there who remembers all the shit the Bush administration was getting any time he wanted to spend some money, what with his budget deficit up around 400 billion dollars or so?

Why ain't those same loud-mouthed cocksuckers around now when the fuckhead-in-chief's deficit is reaching astronomical levels?

No explanation necessary. I already know the answer.


Quote of the Day

Spake by:
Jonah Goldberg
Funny how the people who run the most sophisticated communication operation in the history of the presidency keep concluding that their difficulties stem from their inability to get their message out and never from what their message actually is.
Gee. Ya think?


Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Media And Weapons

A truer pic was never copy/pasted.

X-post raht-cheer.


Friday, September 04, 2009

Silence Is Golden

CURL: Biden fills vacationing Obama's void

Mr. Obama, his poll numbers plummeting after a long August recess, has all but dropped out of sight, except for his appearances at the services for Sen. Edward M. Kennedy. In Martha's Vineyard last week, he kept reporters far away as he played golf on Monday, and Tuesday, and Thursday and Friday.
You know, I was thinking to myself that I hadn't heard any magnanimous lies lately coming from the White House. I guess that is why.

On the good side though if obamm-bamm isn't talking he isn't lying.


Tuesday, September 01, 2009


The nerve of these fucktards is stupendous. The gall is magnanimous.
Obama’s Threat to Bypass Republicans on Health May Be ‘No Win’

Democrats in the senate can't have it their way and win the hearts of the American people with their obama-care bill, so what do they do? Well, the answer isn't change the into something which will satisfy or even for fuck's sake, merely appease republicans! No, they would rather just cheat the system and ram the bill up our asses.

These crooked motherfuckers are making a mockery of our lawmaking process and yet are continuously allowed to get away with it. Why? Because no one in any sort of public position (media, public service) dares take them on for fear of retaliation in the form of audits, being tagged as a racist, or a crackpot.

These people are someday going to go down hard. And I for one can hardly wait to see it.