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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"I Think Bush Is A Warmonger"


That is an actual quote I heard from a coworker who was discussing the 2004 elections.

A Third of All U.S. Casualties in Eight-Year Afghan War Have Occurred Since Obama Ordered Escalation

Also, via foxnewss.com:

The House of Representatives reauthorized the Patriot Act for one year Thursday.

The vote was 315-97 .



Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What Do You Tell A Woman With Two Black Eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice, that they just ain't fucking hiring right now:
Hairless Asshole Harry Reid Panders To Women Voters

Yeah, that's the ticket. Pull another excuse out of your ass trying to get your bill passed.

Of course, women would never abuse anyone or anything if they happen to become unemployed. There are never any kids or animals smacked around. And of course, they don't get angrier when they're unemployed.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't condone abuse, nor am I saying abuse doesn't happen, and even that it don't happen more among unemployed men. What I am saying is that it sickens me that he is actually stooping to that sort of manipulation. He may as well have jumped on the "Do it for 'The Children™'" bandwagon. The trouble with that is that bandwagon is so old and tired the wheels have long ago fallen off.







New Truths

 

 




Friday, February 19, 2010

BWAAAAHH!!!


Ain't it the truth.


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Blow This

On Tuesday Obama told an audience in Nashua, N.H., "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're trying to save for college."

Uh, okay, so exactly how much of the taxpayer's cash are you blowing for your little trip to Las Vegas?

Mayor Goodman says a meager invitation from the White House won’t heal the damage that was done when President Obama made the comment, "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're saving for college."
Good on Oscar.  I hope he sticks to his guns.

Other cities charge way more than Las Vegas to host conferences and expositions, and people will pay much more to attend them in a city rather than facing the stigma of blowing money in Las Vegas.

Nevada has one of the highest unemployment rates, and Obamm-bamm making statements like that have caused many conferences and expositions to be canceled costing even more jobs and the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the city. 

In other words, Fuck Obama.  Stay the hell out of the city.  I am among many who don't want your ass in town at all. 



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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Facepalm



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Friday, February 12, 2010

Ya, Right....


(CNN) – The leading Democratic challenger to Sen. Jim DeMint has decided to end his short-lived campaign to unseat the conservative South Carolina Republican, citing the need to spend more time with his family.


I Actually Heard This Live On The Radio


I thought something was wrong with this woman and Beck figured it out at the end of the interview.

Turns out she a but job trying to ride the TEA Party wave.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!

From your friendly G.O.P.

Go here and send a loved one a Valentine! It can be anyone, not just your sweetheart. For instance, you can send this one to an unemployed loved one:

Or someone interested in obamacare:
Or for your multicultural loved ones:
 
For your deceased loved ones who may still vote:
Perhaps you have friends or loved ones in Louisiana:

Your friendly tax adviser:
Why, the possibilities are endless with so many wonderful choices on the web site.

Go now!  Get to www.gopvalentine.com, before Valentine's Day has passed you by!



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Monday, February 08, 2010

OK, I'll Add This


Too soon?

Nah!





Good Night Funny Man






It Was Only A Matter Of Time

As a followup to this post, of course the Las Vegas mayor is a racist:
Mayor Goodman called a racist by some
Of course, if he doesn't agree with or like something the T.O.T.U.S. does, he must be a racist.

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What A Difference One Vote Makes





Thursday, February 04, 2010

How Obama Prays

WaPo published an article today with the above title. There's no need to link to it because I can show you exactly how he prays using this visual aid:





Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Fucking Fuckhead

Post gone. Poof.



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