Obama's An Idiot

Interesting Choices

2011-12-14T11:30:00.000-08:00

Funny Comment

2011-11-07T07:27:00.000-08:00

From Hotair.

Well Sure, But Aren't You Crazy?

2011-09-16T18:30:00.000-07:00

No she's not. She's not perfekt either. She's a mother and that shit you will simply need to get over.

Just For Fun

2011-09-14T16:31:00.000-07:00

AttackWatch hash tag on twitter.

An Interesting Point

2011-09-07T12:35:00.000-07:00

The President is not a king. But if you act like a king, having promised like a king, you'd better deliver like a king.

Via Politico [homeage in screen capture]:

Ain't It The Truth

2011-08-30T13:07:00.000-07:00

Found this picture surfing the web. I don't know who dunnit, but if you are the rightful owner and want me to remove it, I will gladly do so.

Someone's Lying

2011-08-26T10:39:00.000-07:00

I heard a guy (don't recall his name) last night on Hannity claim that Obama has the lowest debt to GDP ration of any president in the last 50 years. Hannity did not call him out on it but I will. From the CBO:

Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/119xx/doc11999/12-14-FederalDebt.pdf

Yeah. Uh-huh.

2011-07-29T13:48:00.000-07:00

Facebook was recommending this asshole this morning:

Ouch! With Honors.

2011-07-20T10:53:00.001-07:00

Let's Clear This Up

2011-06-27T07:14:00.000-07:00

There seems to be a bit of confusion on the part of every liberal in America about the Bush tax cuts. Somehow libs are of the mindset that allowing these cuts to expire will only effect "rich people" who make $250k or more a year. This perception is incorrect. The Bush tax cuts "lowered taxes for almost all US taxpayers" (source: Wiki). Here's the tax bracket implications from taxfoundation.org:

Reduction in other individual income tax rates — size of 15 percent rate bracket modified to reflect 10 percent rate, and 28 percent, 31 percent, 36 percent and 39.6 percent rates are reduced to 25 percent, 28 percent, 33 percent and 35 percent, respectively (sec. 1(i)(2) and sec. 901 of Pub. L. No. 107-16).

So libs, letting the tax cuts expire will have the effect of raising taxes on almost everyone, including you.

See How Easy?

2011-06-14T07:45:00.001-07:00

Anyone can make a birth certificate.

Just for Fun

2011-06-09T13:57:00.000-07:00

Quote of The Century

2011-05-16T08:51:00.001-07:00

“I think there are discussions, even about transparency and developing rules about transparency that we need to be able to have quietly and behind closed doors.” – Daniel Gordon, White House staff

Being Presidential

2011-05-09T06:57:00.001-07:00

The One has been rather impressive this week and I'm all for it. I don't hate him because he's Hawaiian (we all have to be from somewhere). In fact I don't hate him at all. I am disappointed with the social engineering and unfathomable debt that this administration allowed to become law. I was also disappointed in the previous administration for the exact same reasons.

But let's give this administration, and the man who runs it, due credit. The murdering monster that has been the bane of many Americans for the last 9 1/2 years is dead. I don't care how he died. I care that he's dead. For those of you who lack the historical perspective, Osama bin Laden was nice enough to release a video after the 9/11 attacks spouting what a great victory this was against the evil Americans. 3000 innocent Americans. We hadn't even begun the process of recovering our dead.

The President was on 60 Minutes last night and I was impressed by his candor. For this I thank him.

Rot In Hell

2011-05-02T10:13:00.000-07:00

The big new is that Osama bin hidin' has been killed.
Well, good. That was too long in coming.

I just hope that it wasn't a tidy, clean head shot. I hope every soldier involved got to empty a full magazine into that motherfucker, riddling his psychotic body with twenty or thirty pounds of American made lead.

Shut 'Er Down

2011-04-08T08:40:00.000-07:00

So republicans are once again to blame for the country's ills. Harry Fucking Reid said that democrats are unable to reach a compromise with republicans on the budget. That every time they compromise, republicans move the bar. So a government shutdown is eminent. Who cares? The country could most likely run just as well without the current government as it does now.

The fucks doing all the dickering will still get paid no matter what though, so they have no real incentive to solve the issue. Our military on the other hand, won't get paid if there is a shutdown.

Say. How about we switch that fucked-up scenario? If there is a shutdown, let's withhold pay from the assholes who were unable to fix the problem and give it to the people who are actually earning it?

I expect Obamm-bamm will be going on vacation again soon though. Can't have this little kerfuffle interrupting any plans he might have.

Fun with Photoshop

2011-02-23T10:49:00.000-08:00

Keep It Moving

2011-02-17T13:17:00.000-08:00

As a rule, I usually don't pass along those "Add your name" lists that appear in emails. But this one may be a little more important. It has been circulating for many months to millions of people. We don't want any of the names on the list to be lost, so if you don't want to add your name, just forward it:

To show your support for Obama, pleas go to the end of the list and add your name:

1. Michelle Obama
2.

Well, It's Our Own God-Damned Fault

2011-02-01T13:54:00.000-08:00

"We the people" has morphed into "We the courts".

Yeah, so one judge decided obamacare isn't legal. The supreme court will overturn it.

We've become such a litigious society that we expect the court system to settle everything for us. Everything from the stupid shit shown on Judge Judy to the fucking supreme court, it gets dickered on and decided on until the court has reached its decision.
The trouble with that as I see it, is by doing that over and over again, you give the power to the court rather than the voting booth. And the trouble with that, is you give all the power of decision making to an opinionated panel of a handful of people far from impartial people, instead of the public majority.

Now in some cases that involve a learned interpretation of set laws, that is fine. But in others, where there is no particular law or precedent, again, it's the decision of an opinionated handful of people. People who have character flaws, lots of 'friends', and lots of political pressure.

So in short, the courts are pressured by the government to do its bidding, and we the people have no say in the matter.

I'm having trouble right now differentiating complacency from stupidity. It seems the two are walking hand in hand as of the last 10 or 20 years. Idiots have been elected to government positions, where they pass dumb-assed laws. They also appoint puppets to the supreme court to do their bidding if anyone dares buck one of their dumb-assed laws. So with this obamacare bullshit? Well America, you brought it on yourselves. Fucking reap what you have sown. Of course, you'll drag the rest of us who didn't vote for this shit down to your level, but then, isn't that what you've always tried to do anyway?

State of the Union

2011-01-26T14:40:00.000-08:00

Having not watched the bonehead's State of the Union Address last night I can't quote it verbatim, but I'm going to give what I believe is a reasonable facsimile of what was said.

So now, loosely quoted, the Teleprompter In Chief:

"Good evening."

"Lie, economy, lie, jobs, bullshit. Immigration reform, hot air, work together, lie. Soldiers, bullshit, education, evade, responsibility, dodge, deficit, lie. Bullshit, hot air, lie, bullshit."

"Good night."

Tucson

2011-01-13T14:44:00.000-08:00

Some fucked up shit.

The only person who was at fault there was Loughner. You know, the dude who was actually pulling the trigger.
It wasn't Sarah Palin. It wasn't Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh or Tea party-ers. It was a fucking idiot named Loughner.

But the prez going there and grandstanding? Fuck that.
Empty gestures.

What's Really Important

2011-01-10T07:25:00.001-08:00

Six people were killed in Tucson on Saturday. One of them, song unsung.

I Haz Derp

2011-01-07T10:29:00.001-08:00

Fuck You CBS

2010-12-22T11:12:00.000-08:00

Allow me to post a screen capture:

It says, "How I managed to go eight years without making
one good decision".

Again I say, "Fuck you CBS!"

Interesting

2010-12-17T14:33:00.000-08:00

That fucked-up Bush and his fucked-up administration with their fucked-up antics ruined everything. Right?

Take tax cuts for "The Rich™" for example.
Oh. Wait. Maybe not.

Good News Everybody!

2010-11-30T08:32:00.000-08:00

Like most good news, this has nothing to do with the current administration.

By Andy Sullivan
Reuters

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Troubled Asset Relief Program, which risked up to $700 billion of government funds to bail out troubled banks and automakers, will cost taxpayers a mere $25 billion, according to an estimate released on Monday by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office.

Self Portrait

2010-11-23T12:50:00.000-08:00

Got this one in an email:

'Nuf said.

Quantitative Easing Explained

2010-11-19T09:11:00.000-08:00

Jeffersonian Quotes

2010-11-08T07:37:00.000-08:00

Incorrect quote: “The tree of liberty must be watered periodically with the blood of tyrants.”

Correct quote: “The tree of liberty must be watered periodically with the blood of tyrants and patriots alike. It is its natural manure.”

If you're going to use a quote from Jefferson, don't decimate and change its meaning.

Too Funny (from Hot Air)

2010-11-05T17:39:00.000-07:00

From The "Told You So" Department

2010-11-05T09:17:00.000-07:00

Citing health overhaul, AARP hikes employee costs

WASHINGTON – AARP's endorsement helped secure passage of President Barack Obama's health care overhaul. Now the seniors' lobby is telling its employees their insurance costs will rise partly as a result of the law.

In an e-mail to employees, AARP says health care premiums will increase by 8 percent to 13 percent next year because of rapidly rising medical costs.
[...]

So I say again, how's that hopey-changey thing working out for all you suckers now?

Luckily for Obastard, P.T. Barnum was spot on. There is a sucker born every minute.

Gawd dam, people. Are you ever going to fucking wise up?

Yes We Can

2010-11-04T12:52:00.000-07:00

So Obastard is headed to India. Sweet.
That's probably where the jobs he talked about creating will be.

Well, Fuck

2010-11-03T12:22:00.000-07:00

My fellow Clark County residents are a bunch of fucking idiots.
Most of the state of Nevada voted against Harry Reid, but with the huge population of mega-resort special interests [allegedly of course], service worker's unions [allegedly of course], and fucked up voting machines [again, allegedly of course], the bastard got re-elected.

I did my part. But to the rest of America, what can I say? Sorry.

The First Tuesday Of November

2010-11-02T12:35:00.000-07:00

I am filled with both anticipation and dread.
Anticipation of at least knocking down to size some of the idiocy currently going on, but yet dreading that we still have two more years before we can vote on more 'change'.
I am giddy when I hear from the people who voted democrat last time that they aren't voting this time because "there is really no one I want in there...".
Good. Keep it that way. That gives people who really care about 'change' some leverage.

I was dumbfounded that people were stupid enough to vote that asshole into office in the first place. I am amazed people are still oblivious by the stupidity going on around them, and I can't believe anyone would be taken in and not charge treason or at least commence impeachment for the outright lies and bullshit being fed to the American public for the last two+ years.

But no matter who wins, I'll be happier than a pig in shit to not be subjected to those gawd-awful commercials until the next voting season rolls around.

I'm Jones

2010-10-27T12:26:00.000-07:00

I spent the last few hours reading judicial reviews (we elect judges in Arizona) and I have all my paperwork ready for next Tuesday. I've done my research, pined some of my choices, and am ready to get my county back. This will be a good day for me and I'm willing to crawl to my polling place over miles of broken glass to ensure my vote is cast.

Reminder to liberals: You vote on Wednesday the 3rd.

I've Done My Part

2010-10-22T08:22:00.000-07:00

I am but one voice in the state of Nevada, but my voice was heard yesterday at the early voting booth.

I won't disclose my selections as they're supposed to be MY choices and no one else's business, but suffice it to say I don't want any more of the 'change' our country has been subjected to in the last year and a half. I did my small part to peck away at the socialist regime now in place.

You're welcome.

Adios, You Tit-less Bitch

2010-10-18T13:03:00.000-07:00

Look for Raul Grijalva to lose his bid for another term in Arizona's 7th district. Now that Arizona requires a valid ID at the polls, there's simply not enough Hispanic support.

Because I Felt Like It

2010-10-07T09:21:00.000-07:00

It's truly amazing what a good make-up artist can do. I mean, it's obvious this person can work wonders:

Other times the changes are a little more subtle:

Fucking You Over

2010-10-05T12:26:00.000-07:00

No more love for retired 3M employees thanks to Obamacare.

"As you know, the recently enacted health care reform law has fundamentally changed the health care insurance market," the memo said. "Health care options in the marketplace have improved, and readily available individual insurance plans in the Medicare marketplace provide benefits more tailored to retirees' personal needs often at lower costs than what they pay for retiree medical coverage through 3M."

Nice spin.

Famous Quotes

2010-09-27T13:10:00.000-07:00

Via email.

First, from some of the great orators:

"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy

Now, from today's geniuses:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' - Bill Clinton

"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson

"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards

"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore

"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden

"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)

"Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

Author Unknown

2010-09-25T10:21:00.001-07:00

My Head. She Spins...

2010-09-23T08:06:00.000-07:00

Good news!:

Obama tells UN leaders world has dodged depression

UNITED NATIONS – President Barack Obama is calling on world leaders to support new efforts to bring about peace in the Mideast, while declaring the global economy has been "pulled back from the brink of a depression."
[...]

Whew!

Initial claims for unemployment aid rise to 465K
WASHINGTON - The tally of newly laid-off workers requesting unemployment benefits rose last week for the first time in five weeks as the job market remains sluggish.
[...]

Huh? What?

Warren Buffett: "We're still in a recession"

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said the U.S. economy remains in recession, disputing this week's assessment by a leading arbiter of economic activity that the downturn ended more than a year ago

Ah. I see. We're in a recession, just not a depression.

Potaytoe : potahtoe.

The Apple Don't Fall Far From The Tree

2010-09-22T07:32:00.000-07:00

Obama's aunt not sorry she accepted public housing

Wed Sep 22, 6:41 am ET

BOSTON - President Barack Obama's aunt says she has no reason to apologize for accepting public housing and other government assistance even though she hasn't contributed to the system.
[...]

Why should she? Her nephew is in the same situation.

Nice

2010-09-15T07:50:00.000-07:00

So what with all the other problems in our country solved, the Idiot-In-Chief has enough time in his busy political life and vacationing to write a book:

US President Barack Obama to Publish New Book

I say we all obtain copies and add them to the pile of Korans to be burned. I'll supply Kingsford fuel and matches to get the fire started. I don't condone buying them as that would just put money in his pocket...

Here's a picture of the cover so you know what to look for:

Letter From The Queen

2010-09-13T15:08:00.000-07:00

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who's counting?). That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha's Vineyard, after our weekend on the gulf coast, where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.

Cordially,
Queen, M. Obama

Why It's Not His Fault - Updated

2010-09-09T12:09:00.000-07:00

Obviously, shit ain't gettin' no better. It's getting worse.
But it's not O-Asshole's fault, just ask him.

Step 1: Blame Bush. YES WE CAN!
Step 2: If step 1 fails, blame republican resistance to CHANGE!

Yeah, maybe bush was a moron. But like I said, shit ain't gettin' no better and democrats have had control of congress for how long now?

I've been seeing political ads for months already. The bulk of which is Harry Reid (D-umbshit NV) vs Sharon Angle - who is his republican competition. However, Labor Day weekend is pretty much the starting gun of the election season. They are indeed off and running. Pardon the pun.

I can hardly fucking wait. I'm guessing the 'Mute' button on the remote will be worn down to but a nub come November.

Update: I saw this 'toon on some random blog (sorry, I would give credit if I remembered where) and thought it most appropriate:

We're Fucked

2010-08-30T12:07:00.000-07:00

Love Triangle Ad

2010-08-27T08:52:00.001-07:00

Worth repeating.

VACATION!!!

2010-08-26T13:04:00.000-07:00

I seem to recall some story about some dude named Nero, Rome, and a fiddle. Can't recall exactly what it is but there just has to be something important about it.

Stolen from White Rabbitt

Progressive Transparency

2010-08-24T08:26:00.001-07:00

Thanks Harry

2010-08-20T07:47:00.000-07:00

According to one of our fishwraps here in L.V., we are in our 19th consecutive month of double-digit joblessness. The unemployment rate in July was 14.8 percent. It was 14.3 in June.

Yes, it's time for a change.

I'm not very optimistic about Harry Reid's competition, but with any luck at all, Nevadans will kick Harry's ass out.
Please Nevada. I beg of you. VOTE!!!

The Zero Speaks

2010-08-19T12:11:00.000-07:00

Fuck all you racists. I'm taking another vacation.

Extreme (the video)

2010-08-18T19:34:00.001-07:00

Don't Speak Ill of the One

2010-08-12T12:37:00.000-07:00

Thoughtcrime: D.C. Reporter Suspended for Accurate Report on BP’s Donations to Obama.

Here's the video report:

Too Bad Folks

2010-08-11T12:36:00.000-07:00

Michelle Malkin sez:

Harry Reid pulls out race card again, whacks himself in the head

I got some bad news for you folks. Unless something changes big, fast and hard here in NV in the next couple months, that asshole ain't going nowhere come November.
He has too many people in the state snowed and suckered to where they think he is some sort of fucking hero.

His competition has proven so far to be a dimwit - as far as the political competition goes, and has yet to display any sort of redeeming qualities or accomplishments.
No one in the state knows what her real platform is, what she personally stands for, or what she plans on doing when she's in office. Even her shitty mudslinging is backfiring on her.

So all I can say to America as a NV voter, is good luck this fall cleaning up some of the other shit scattered around this country.

I Will Gladly Pay You In 2014 For A Hamburger Today

2010-08-11T12:09:00.000-07:00

Wha - huhhhh!?!?!?

I just love Obambi's latest $26B bailout approved by the house (by the way, that's $26,000,000,000) for 'state aid'.
Fuck that. Call a spade a spade. It's a teacher bailout.

Anyway, "Why?" you ask, do I love it? Because

The House has just approved President Obama’s $26 billion public-employee bailout by a vote of 247 to 161.

But they are of course, union jobs and

"...When their leaders call, I do my best to call them back right away. I don’t mind feeling obligated.”

Says Obambi.

So, you reckon the unions are going to by chance pay that back when all this shit is over with? I mean, they didn't really need it in the first place, right?
Right.

Well Said

2010-08-03T12:46:00.000-07:00

About Liberal Racism

2010-07-21T13:58:00.000-07:00

No Doubt

2010-07-19T10:53:00.000-07:00

Via email:

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Duh

2010-07-13T07:34:00.000-07:00

Majority of Americans lack faith in Obama: poll

Well, no shit.

Slowly but surely, the people who voted for the asshole are waking up. The hangover is a nasty one, and they're realizing just how ugly that bitch they bedded really is.

JOIN THESE ARTISTS ARIZONA IN THE BOYCOTT OF ARIZONA THESE ARTISTS!

2010-07-12T12:52:00.001-07:00

Fuck you, you fucking attention whores:

Artist Boycotting SB 1070

Feel free to go read the list but from what I saw - other than a very small handful of well-knowns, they were:
A- Punk-ass college/indie wanna-bes [Grow the fuck up and get a job]
B- Rappers [Fuck off, you suck]
C- Anti-American Mexican [Don't like it? Leave or get papers]

via: It's a secret

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Relax

2010-07-12T12:17:00.000-07:00

I hear obamm-bamm's taking another vacation.
Well, good. He deserves it. Now that he has everyone back to work, universal health care taken care of, taxes lowered, peace in the middle east and the gulf oil leak plugged. He needs to rest up a bit.
The good part is it's harder for him to do more damage for a few days while he's vacationing. Any chance he's vacationing in the gulf?

Didn't think so.

No Shit

2010-07-08T12:22:00.000-07:00

Fucking great:

Obama as campaigner in chief in Missouri, Nevada

That fucknut is coming to Las Vegas yet again. And once again, he is going to be trying to get the other fucking asshole Harry Reid re-elected.

The best part of course is he's landing around 5 pm. He'll have shit fucked up for hours right during the middle of rush hour, during the hottest part of the day.

Any chance Air Force One use those cheap-ass Bridgestones Ford used to put on Explorers?

First Wave

2010-07-02T07:50:00.000-07:00

Link to full text.

In just six months, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011:

First Wave: Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief

In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011:

Personal income tax rates will rise. The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates. The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:

- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%

Higher taxes on marriage and family. The “marriage penalty” (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income. The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child. The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level. The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut.

The return of the Death Tax. This year, there is no death tax. For those dying on or after January 1 2011, there is a 55 percent top death tax rate on estates over $1 million. A person leaving behind two homes and a retirement account could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones.

Higher tax rates on savers and investors. The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011. The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011. These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013.

Wait, What?

2010-07-02T07:41:00.000-07:00

What's this:

House approves money for Afghan surge

I thought the plan was to bring the troops home. Don't tell me the asshole-in-chief is full of shit!

Of Jobs And Payroll

2010-07-02T07:30:00.000-07:00

So I guess now that the census is all but completed, all those jobs that were 'created' by our fearless leaders a few months ago are gone. Poof. Vanished, like a fart in a whirlwind.

The numbers were bragged on when they were created, but now that they're going away? Funny how I don't see that mentioned.

Excuse Me But....

2010-07-01T14:18:00.000-07:00

How is the new tanning tax NOT racist?

Not Mine

2010-06-28T12:08:00.000-07:00

"I'm an Obama Scholar"

2010-06-16T15:25:00.000-07:00

This Ain't No TEA Party

2010-06-15T14:30:00.000-07:00

Let Us Pray

2010-06-15T13:45:00.000-07:00

In these days of trials and tribulations, our 'leader' has been faced with many challenges and will be faced with many more. At this time, we should all get together and offer up a prayer. Let us all pray for Obama:

Psalm 109:8

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Amen.

And now, it is my prayer that all you dumb shits who voted the idiot into office last time will wise up by the time the next election rolls around and vote his sorry ass out.

A Class Act

2010-06-11T10:17:00.000-07:00

Follow this link to watch President Bush's facebook message.

BWAAAHHH!!!!

2010-06-08T13:28:00.000-07:00

BWAAHHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"...he [T.O.T.U.S.] was looking for some "ass to kick"..."

BWAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Oh, stoppit! I'm hurtin' here!

BWAAAHAHH!!!!

That Picture Has Been Meme'd

2010-06-04T13:43:00.001-07:00

This Picture Needs A Caption Contest

2010-06-04T09:34:00.000-07:00

Here's my contribution:
"I just may join the clergy!"

Winner gets a free lifetime subscription to the "Obama's An Idiot" blog.
Now that's a gift you can believe in.

Paul, You're an Ass

2010-06-03T15:35:00.000-07:00

Funny Clip

2010-06-03T09:33:00.000-07:00

In Related News

2010-05-27T13:26:00.000-07:00

Fixing oil disaster my responsibility, Obama says

I'm sure that once BP gets the leak plugged 'His Assholedness' will claim it was all due to his persistence and pressure.

Hell, he'll probably make it clear how it was his own damn finger - that one there, the one he's holding aloft - which was used to plug the leak.

It's Come to This

2010-05-27T09:48:00.001-07:00

From The "I Didn't Make This Shit Up" Department

2010-05-26T16:47:00.000-07:00

With one minor change on a caption:

Zoom! Whish! Ouch!

2010-05-24T13:59:00.000-07:00

An oldie but goodie, now with the current administration's graphics!

Thanks to RKF.

More Truth Than Bullshit

2010-05-19T13:21:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one.." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT.

Updating the Lexicon

2010-05-18T09:15:00.000-07:00

Let's do this and see if it sticks. Instead using the word "ass" use "Obama" unless it's meant in a good way.

Examples:

Don't be an ass = Don't be an Obama

You are a pain in the ass = You are a pain in my Obama

If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards = If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its Obama and make it walk backwards

Exceptions:

She has a really nice ass = She has a really nice ass

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,"

2010-05-13T07:45:00.000-07:00

"The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."

Well, he asked for it, and we got it. The wretched refuse. Why? Evidently because we owe it to them:

Nevadans support illegal immigration crackdown

Damn right.

Yet Another Boot Licker

2010-05-12T08:02:00.000-07:00

Reid Defends Kagan, Says She Has 'Fresh Ideas'

'Fresh ideas'? Uh, sure. Just like a rapist has ideas that 'No' means 'Yes'.

"Real world recently"? And where was she before that? Third star on the right and straight on 'til morning?

That Reid and Obamm-bamm support her is all the proof I need that she will be detrimental to the country and the constitution.

Yup, 'more of the same'.

A Short Quiz

2010-05-10T11:51:00.000-07:00

Q: Why is it that the Obamunist does not want to visit Arizona?

A:

If only...

Full of Win

2010-05-04T10:28:00.000-07:00

Via a Fark thread:

How come you don't have a problem with Obama's best buddies, who actually DO hate the country and some of who actually HAVE committed violent acts of treason, hmmm?

What 'treason' has the Tea Party done outside of your own fantasies?

We've got muslim snipers, muslim cop-killers, muslim's rampaging on army bases, muslims blowing up airlines, muslims attempting to blow up airlines, multiple muslim bomb plots (and actually bomb-plantings) in NYC and other cities and all you stupid liberal f*cks can do is point your finger at grandma holding her Tea Party signs.

You're f*cking pathetic. No one's believing your f*cked up sh*t anymore...

This

2010-05-04T08:21:00.001-07:00

Fuck You, You Old Crackers

2010-04-27T13:04:00.000-07:00

Obama seeks to 'reconnect...young people, African-Americans, Latinos, and women' for 2010

He knows who he has to cater to. The old white farts are the ones he's gone and pissed off. The ones who usually do the voting. The ones who will throw him and his cohorts the fuck out of the White House. And with any luck, these same people he is recruiting to vote for his ilk now will have woken up and realized the mistake they made.

I don't have a problem with minorities, women, teenagers, whoever, voting. As long as they know why they are voting for that person. I do have a problem with them voting blindly because of his skin color, or because of the "No more of the same" rhetoric that was floating around during the elections.

Headline Of The Century

2010-04-21T13:09:00.000-07:00

This has to be the funniest headline I've read in years:

Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like California

Yeah. Right. Pelosi must be just fucking beaming.

While I appreciate any shout-out to my home state, what California's Democratic elite are "about" is enabling their union backers to drive a once-thriving economy into a bottomless pit of unemployment, perennially busted budgets, and unfunded pension contributions that transcend most human comprehension. This is not a spirit Washington should try to "recapture," unless the goal is 12.6 percent unemployment (with a bullet!), a credit rating hurtling toward junk-bond status, and a perpetual round of bailouts from a faraway government entity.

-Matt Welch

Yup. That's just what this country needs. More Californication of America.

Huffpo Fact Check Fail

2010-04-16T15:13:00.000-07:00

[cross post from mfsteve.blogspot.com]

Watch the all of this (from politico.com):

An then click to enlarge this screen capture I took from huffingtonpost.com:

Nice, huh?

Source URL: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/16/tea-party-signs-the-most_n_539770.html

Time captured: 12:10 PM MST

Just for Fun

2010-04-16T11:33:00.001-07:00

Ignorance Is Presidential

2010-04-16T08:15:00.000-07:00

Obama makes light of anti-tax protests

Cut taxes? WTF? I guess if you consider raising the national debt by immeasurable amounts is cutting taxes, then I reckon he has.

Fuckin moron.

Good News!

2010-04-13T12:26:00.000-07:00

Though, not all that surprising:

Obama Weekly Approval at 47%, Lowest Yet by One Point

I am just fucking giddy.

Transparency?

2010-04-10T10:50:00.000-07:00

Your doing it wrong, Dear Leader.

"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About an hour before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House. Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C."

I wonder where he really went.

Posted for Posterity

2010-04-10T09:36:00.000-07:00

A very sad day for the Polish people.

Via the Associated press.

A glance at some of the most prominent victims of the crash of Poland's presidential plane, according to the official passenger list, released by the president's office.
- Lech Kaczynski, 60. Poland's president, a nationalist conservative who had been in office since 2005. A founder of the Law and Justice party, now in opposition, and the twin brother of its leader, former Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski.
- Maria Kaczynska, 66, Poland's first lady; an economist and translator of English and French, had carried out charity work in her role as first lady. Her uncle was killed at Katyn.
- Gen. Franciszek Gagor, 58. Army chief of staff since Feb. 2006. From 2004 to 2006, was Poland's representative at NATO in Brussels.
- Gen. Andrzej Blasik, 47, head of the Air Force since 2007. Received professional military education in Montgomery, Alabama, in 2005.
- Vice Admiral Andrzej Karweta, 51, Navy chief commander since November 2009. From 2002-2005 served at the Supreme Allied Command Atlantic, SACLANT in Norfolk, Virginia.
- Gen. Tadeusz Buk, 49, land forces commander since Sept. 2009. Served in 2007 as commander of Polish troops in Iraq.
- Slawomir Skrzypek, 46, president of the National Bank of Poland since 2007. A longtime colleague of Lech Kaczynski, served under him at Warsaw City Hall from 2002-5.
- Aleksander Szczyglo, 46, head of the National Security Office, a former defense minister under Kaczynski's brother.
- Jerzy Szmajdzinski, 58, a deputy parliament speaker, left-wing lawmaker and the opposition Democratic Left Alliance's candidate for presidential elections this year. Served as defense minister at the time of the Iraq war.
- Ryszard Kaczorowski, 90, from 1989-90 Poland's last president-in-exile in London. In December 1990, passed on the insignia of the presidency to the first democratically elected president, Lech Walesa, in a high-profile ceremony.
- Janusz Kurtyka, 49. A historian; since 2005 head of state-run National Remembrance Institute, which investigates communist-era crimes.
- Anna Walentynowicz, 80, Solidarity activist. Her firing in August 1980 from the Lenin Shipyards in Gdansk sparked a workers' strike that spurred the eventual creation of the freedom movement, of which she became a prominent member.
- Piotr Nurowski, 64, head of Poland's Olympic Committee.
- Krystyna Bochenek, 56, deputy parliament speaker, member of the prime minister's Civic Platform party.

Barking Moon Bats

2010-04-09T12:05:00.000-07:00

We conservatives need to start fighting back in message boards and comments fields all around the internet. Feel free to use this handy graphic to help make your point.

Fun With H.R. 3590

2010-04-07T13:00:00.001-07:00

Did you know:

Time For A Recall Yet? Impeachment?

2010-04-02T12:50:00.000-07:00

Doctor tells Obama supporters: Go elsewhere for health care

This is going to become a common occurrence. Not just on doctor's office doors (many of which will be shuttered), but also many small - strike that, many businesses. Large or small, they will be shuttered.

How many jobs you reckon that'll create?

Hat tip to melvin-udall

Did You Vote For Obama?

2010-04-02T12:38:00.000-07:00

And did you used to have a job with Sallie Mae?

Powerhouse student loan provider Sallie Mae says layoffs are imminent as a result of President Obama's new student loan overhaul.

"This legislation will force Sallie Mae to reduce our 8,600-person workforce by 2,500," Conwey Casillas, Vice President of Sallie Mae Public Affairs, said in a statement to Fox News.