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Thursday, March 15, 2007

HEY HITLERY!

Think we can get some socialized dentistry too?

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

More Shit

I was going to post something about this little news snippet:
Is Britney Spears bad for Hillary Clinton's campaign?
Salon.com Mon, 12 Mar 2007 6:07 PM PDT
Or, does one woman's bad behavior ruin things for all women?
The Associated Press says maybe.
It was a 'what the fuck?' moment. What sort of correlation and so on.
But when I went to read it, I got this bullshit:

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to read this article and all of Salon for free

Yeah, fuck off.

Instead, I decided to read this:
Irish organization names Hillary Clinton “Person of the Year”
March 13, 2007
Star-Gazette

Clinton, D-New York, was honored in New York City for her dedication to Ireland and Irish American issues, according to a press release from Clinton’s office.

The honor came during the magazine’s 22nd annual “Top 100” awards ceremony where 100 of the nation’s top Irish-Americans were honored for their achievements and their commitment to Irish heritage.

The magazine recognized Clinton’s support for peace in Ireland.
I'm part Irish. Half even. (Or is that Irish-German-American?) And I call bullshit.

What big Irish-American issues is there she had to deal with? None.
That's why she solved them all.

Oh well. She's going to take credit for shit whenever she can.

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Easy To Say

[...]
The New York senator, who leads early polls of Democratic contenders for the party's nomination, said she would put together a package of proposals designed to ensure troops have all the equipment they need when they're deployed, to ensure they receive proper health care, and to provide for families.
[...]
Last I knew, she was bringing them all home anyway.
Well just how fucking hard is it to give the troops equipment when they won't even be deployed?

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Costs of Saving Hillary

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.

Hillary said, “No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.”

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ’s.”

Hillary said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!”

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”

The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.”
Snagged from here.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Oh, Friggin' WAAAA!!!!

Why Hillary Clinton can't catch a break


The poor widdle picked on Hitlery. Yes, I feel so sorry for her.

Clue: You're running for president, the media is going to cloud up and rain all over your ass every time you even think of looking cross-eyed at at the camera.
And yes, they're going to dig up shit in your past in an attempt to 'expose' your weaknesses.

Fucking DUH!

"Pass the Enzyte!"