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Monday, June 29, 2009

Pop Quiz

"We are calling upon Congress to vote against this bill unless substantial measures are taken to strengthen it. Despite President Obama’s assurance that he would enact strong, science-based legislation, we are now watching him put his full support behind a bill that chooses politics over science, elevates industry interests over national interest, and shows the significant limitations of what this Congress believes is possible.
Who said that? Any guesses?

No, it wasn't some bible-thumping, gun-clinging rightwing nutjob.

Still no takers? Hmmm. Well then, I'll you. It was Carroll Muffett.

Who is Carroll Muffett you ask?

He's Greenpeace's USA Deputy Campaigns Director :

Greenpeace Opposes Waxman-Markey
Climate Bill not Science-Based; Benefits Polluters

So when even Greenpeace thinks a supposedly environmental friendly bill doesn't do anything for the environment, you KNOW the bill is shitty, and is totally political.

h/t Vodkapundit.

Via Email

Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I, President Obama have decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are no t RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President Obama have always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


President Obama


Friday, June 26, 2009

Cap and Tax Passed The House

HotAir.com reports that eight Republicans jumped ship. They are:

Bono Mack
Smith (NJ)

If any of these assholes works for you, I would encourage you to call them at 202-224-3121 and voice your disappointment!

Better info from townhall.com:

Mary Bono Mack (Calif.-45)
Mike Castle (Del.)
Mark Steven Kirk (Ill.-10)
Leonard Lance (N.J.-7)
Frank LoBiondo (N.J.-2)
John McHugh (N.Y.-23)
Dave Reichert (Wash.-8)
Chris Smith (N.J.-4)

Hey Kids!

TOTUS here, whuzzup!!!
Like my new 'do?:

Ha-ha! uuhh, I'm just kidding. That's uuhh, really just a uuhh, chia pet. Ask your mommy and your uuhh, daddy about them. uuhh, They used to be the shit uuhh, the bomb back when I was uuhh, young like you.

You just uuhh, add water to this uuhh, this pot thing here, and uuhh, uuhh, it grows! uuhh, It grows - just like the debt I'm burdening your uuhh, your parents with, which in turn uuhh, you'll uuhh, you'll inherit when uuhh, you get uuhh, hopefully get out of uuhh, college.
See, we have to uuhh, provide uuhh, we have to take care uuhh, of The Children™, becuuuhh, because that's the christian uuhh, socialist uuhh, American thing to do.
Even uuhh, even the first lady, my uuhh, my lovely wife Michelle agrees. Give a hollauuhh, Michelle:


uuhh, Thank you my love.

Well, uuhh, kids - I better get back to work. I need to figure uuhh, out how to fuck your parents uuhh, sugar up this healthcare uuhh, plan so uuhh, so it will be something your uuhh, parents will like. Get them on my uuhh, side, get their uuhh, their support.
We all need to uuhh, pull together, shoulder to uuhh, the wheel, lift that bail, uuhh, tote that barge. Nose to the uuhh, grindstone. uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, ...
Time to run and stay neutral! Bye uuuh, bye now.


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Rough Night Kids?


Tuesday, June 23, 2009


Too little too late.


Monday, June 22, 2009

Not Mine

Before you get your panties in a bunch let's remember how Bush 43 was treated.

And then piss off!


Ghetto Skank



Slick Willy Clinton was labeled as a weak president when it came to stating his stance on foreign affairs. What I mean is, many times he would side with neither 'side', and ultimately chose to remain neutral. Therefore, we had a U.S.S. Cole incident, a World Trade Center bombing, and due to his lack of spine regarding events in raghead central, the eventual destruction of a good sized chunk of New York not to mention a good sized chunk of the U.S. and even world economy.

So now we have another stupid fucking weak assed spineless democrat in office who is behaving pretty much the same way as Slick Willy regarding North Korea and Iran.
What's the plan there, Braack? Eh Braack? You going to do anything Braack? Or are you going to just sit there in your office gleefully giving our salaries away to welfare moms and wetbacks, whilst waiting for something to happen which America will be forced to react to rather than doing something to ensure it doesn't?


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Iranian Elections

You know, I like these people. They have a conviction and are willing to raise hell for their rights in the electoral process. I can't say who's correct and who isn't but I would have to side with "the entrenched government is lying to us" camp.

As Americans we think we're a little higher up the evolutionary scale than other cultures. Maybe it's time we observed, with due reverence, the Iranian people and reflected on our own values.

People in the streets protesting their government.

How very American.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Selling Out

[From Foxnews.com]

It's official: ABC has fallen to the communists.

This is the first real "transparency" to come from this administration. If you can't see that the MSM is in bed with Obama by now, you should be declared an embryo and aborted.



How to spend stimulus money:

I am NOT making this up!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Huge Knockers!

Via email:

Here is an unbelievable photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen.


Friday, June 12, 2009


Thanks to a new to me blog I stumbled upon, I have another picture to post.
Hat tip to Semper Fi:

Fuck you, you fucking demo-socialist fucks and your fucking socialized fucking health care.


Thursday, June 11, 2009

That's Racist!

Because as a white man, I too can get shot "just going to the gas station". The big difference is that I actually pump my own gas.

And why is this a "hard question to ask"? Does it have something to do with the fact that's he's black? I assume it does since you framed the question with a reference to Colin Powell. I'd like to point out that every American President who's ever been shot was white.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Re: Gas Guzzling S.U.V.s

As an addendum to Catus Mark's post below...

See, that's the big misconception libtards have. That anyone driving a big ole' mean SUV is nothing but a fuel wasting, eco-unfriendly, wasteful, right wing, gun totin', animal killin' redneck with a small penis.
And well, there are those.

On the other hand, some people drive SUV's because they actually need them.
Oh yes, they still have to pay $5 a gallon for gas, and they're usually the ones who use those gas guzzling hogs for their jobs. They're usually the self-employed independent business man trying to make a living on his own.
You've seen them - the ones who have a tool box full of sprinklers and trailer full of lawn mowers and wetbacks to keep the libtards lawns green.
Or they have a load of pool nets and filters to clean the capitalists' pools with.
They may even have a rack full of wrenches and putty to use fixing the greenie's toilets.

That $100 bill they put in their gas tank every two days so they can get to your house to save your ass from your own personal maintenance problems, comes out of their pockets not the expense account of some parent company. They are on the road at 5 in the morning trying to beat the heat of the day, and with any luck, get home in time for supper, and before it starts getting too dark to work any more.

They all aren't the soccer moms and the yuppie/dinks who have more bank account than brains.

Or they're people like me who drive a truck, who just because gas is $5 don't have the extra money laying around to just rush out and buy a new car, which in monthly payments would cost more than the fucking gas I buy now.
And the type of car these people would have us buy is the type I get tempted to stomp the fuck out of with MY front tires every time I see them putting along in the fast lane while the driver wearing the cutesy designer glasses holds their double latte in one hand and their fucking iPod in the other.
You have money to buy that shit, you have money for gas. Fuck you.


Call Kenya Maybe?

Hawaii archives holds mystery Lincoln document

Now if they could on;y find Obamm-bamm's birth certificate...


I Have To Post This

I was watching the TV yesterday and there was "a guy" talking about how Americans (there are a few of us still in your country) will not buy death traps small cars unless the price of gasoline was above $5 a gallon. He hinted that this would be good for America because we need to give up our gas-guzzling SUVs. He didn't say it outright but you could hear the annotation in his comments. So, I have something to say about this:

Fuck you, you fucking pussy asshole. My SUV gets 18 MPG and it's big enough to run over whatever solar-powered-wind-assisted-glorified-piece-of-shit you drive.


Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Scared? More Like Terrified

This sounded waaaaaaaay to good to be true - a man of this caliber speaking such truths, so I had to verify it on snopes.
The author, Lou Pritchett, is a well-known public speaker who retired after a successful 36-year career as the VP World Sales for Proctor and Gamble.
Lou Pritchett
Foremost Leader in Change Management

Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America’s true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world’s highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as “partnering.” Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.
Here's what he had to say:

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core..

You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett
Mr. Pritchett confirmed to us [snopes] that he was indeed the author of the much-circulated "open letter" quoted above:
"I did write the 'you scare me' letter. I sent it to the NY Times but they never acknowledged or published it. However, it hit the internet and according to the ‘experts’ has had over 500,000 hits."


Monday, June 08, 2009


US Unemployment Rate Gallops Ahead of Expectations

Uhhh...., The worst unemployment the country has seen in the last 25 years. Hmmm. That would mean it's worse now than when the evil Bush and his evil republican cronies were in office.

Hat tip Vodkapundit.


Friday, June 05, 2009

I Have A Question...

When exactly are you libtard/democrats going to let this waterboarding business drop?

Yeah, that waterboarding is some bad ju-ju.

We know how much compassion these fuckheads have for other people, especially women. And they want the power of the atom?


And the Quran thumping Muslim In Chief is touting the virtues of these morally backward-assed camel-fuckers?

That is some unmitigated gall. Next thing you know, he'll be sending trillions of our tax dollars along with laid-off union laborers over there to build a fucking reactor for them. And maybe a handful of nukular ICBM's to test.



Government Motors

[via email]

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This car runs on hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

Visit your local OBAMA dealer today!


Thursday, June 04, 2009



Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Old News

But worth a motivator poster.

What The HELL???

President Obama, in a pivot from some of his harshest campaign rhetoric, told Democratic senators yesterday that he is willing to consider taxing employer-sponsored health benefits to help pay for a broad expansion of coverage.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.) said Obama expressed a willingness to consider changing the existing tax exclusion. The decision would probably anger liberal supporters such as labor unions, but such a tax change would raise enormous sums of money as Congress and the White House are struggling to find the estimated $1.2 trillion needed to pay for health-care reform over the next decade.

I DO NOT make over $250,000 a year! You told me you wouldn't increase taxes on people making less than $250,000 a year!



Tall, dark and crazy has added Obamm-bamm on his shit list:
Bin Laden threatens Americans in new tape
Yawn. Yet another episode in the ongoing saga of threats from Bin Hidin'.

Just give it a rest, would you?


Of Socialized Medicine

"Make or break" time for health reform: Obama

Well, simple. The first step is to have everyone seeking treatment in the emergency room produce proof of citizenship. If they don't, arrest them for fraud. Treat them from jail if need be, then ship them back to their homeland. We could save millions on indigent care in the first two weeks. We wouldn't need the fuckheads in the White House socializing shit.


Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Date Night

I heard on the radio this AM that Obama's night out with Ten Beers cost somewhere between 250,000 and 350,000 dollars of our money.

Two points to be made here:

1) That's just blatant arrogance.

2) Somebody had better gotten laid.


Fancy That

U.S. forecaster lowers Atlantic hurricane prediction

Odd, these folks always predicted "worse than last year" hurricanes seasons when Bush was in office.


Monday, June 01, 2009

It's All Bush's Fault

After reading this list, tell me what makes Obama and his administration so wonderful compared to the prior administration.

Via email:
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Tony Blair a set of inexpensive and useless (to Tony Blair's UK video formatting) DVDs, when Tony Blair had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years, nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.