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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I Got An Offer You Can't Refuse

Beyond AIG: A bill to let Big Government set your salary

Well, as Sherlock's faithful sidekick 'Mr. Watson' would say, "No shit!"

I learned this little fact of life when I was oh, 8 - maybe 10 years old: When you borrow money from someone, they own your ass. Be it a bank, your brother, the dude with the slicked back hair and expressionless gaze behind the sunglasses, or of course, the gummint.

Capitalism as we know it has seen better days here in the Socialist States of America. Uncle Sam will soon tell us our worth as an employee.


Monday, March 30, 2009

Yup, New Name, Same Place

This used to be the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog.

Now don't get me wrong, Hitlary still is an idiot. But since she's been reigned in as a contender - at least for now, she isn't as dangerous as the president is. So on this blog, I'll concentrate on him instead.

Below are a couple posts I copied over here to get things rolling.

Quote of the Day

"Buck Farack"


Go Figger

U.S. Seeks Expanded Power in Seizing Firms
Even though I'm too lazy to link to it, trust me when I say that I mentioned this scenario oh, a month or so ago.

This is only the beginning of the Socialist Sates of America. The only way it will change is if 'We, the people' change it.
But then, there are too many people comfortable licking the hand that feeds them. Obviously, or that fucking assh'O'le would never have gotten elected.


The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:
A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.
Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:

The Obama dildo