Conservative Purity Test

For the record, this registered voter agrees 100% with this directive.

(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;
(2) We support market-based health-care reform and oppose Obama-style government-run health care;
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;
(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;
(8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health-care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership; and be further

RESOLVED, that a candidate who disagrees with three or more of the above stated public-policy positions of the Republican National Committee, as identified by the voting record, public statements and/or signed questionnaire of the candidate, shall not be eligible for financial support and endorsement by the Republican National Committee.

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Climategate

Enjoy!

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Interesting

How Yahoo news has these two pictures side by side:




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Fuck You Both

The Cunt Sen. Landrieu to host New Orleans fundraiser for Cocksucking Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., will host a fundraiser for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., in New Orleans next month, an event that comes on the heels of Reid's assistance getting Louisiana a windfall of Medicaid money in the health care reform bill.
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Our tax dollars at work as bribe money once again.

Reid is leading Senate Democrats in an effort to pass a revamp of the nation's health care system that is strongly opposed by Republicans. He also faces a tough re-election bid in 2010.

Now that's news we can use. You can rest assured I won't be voting for that fucker.

She has not said which side she will take on a key vote expected Saturday to let the Senate start debate on the bill.

Only an idiot would believe that statement.

We all know damn good and well which way she'll vote. She sold her soul to the democrat party just as the fucker Reid did.

Mary Landrieu

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It Would Be Just Swell

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Good Question

I'm getting better at Gimp!

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So True

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Holder's Not An Idiot

What is the justice department really doing? Trying to grab power from the military.

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FPOTUS

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Yeah. That's The Ticket

AP POLL: Tax the rich to pay for health bill
WASHINGTON – When it comes to paying for a health care overhaul, Americans see just one way to go: Tax the rich.
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Yeah. Sure. That's the thing to do. Place an even larger burden on the people who provide income and jobs to the rest of the country.
That way, businesses can raise prices, have layoffs and give even more people lower salaries and put more people in the lower income ranges! Everything can be free for everyone! WOOHOO!

Stupid fucks. Get a clue.

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"Obama says al Qaeda still greatest threat to U.S."

Sorry sport, YOU'RE the greatest threat to the U.S.

I know. Mr. Obvious to some, Mr. Cynical gun-toting give-him-a-chance-to-fix-Bush's-fuck-ups right-winger to others.

To the rest of the world? He may as well suck the cock of every foreign envoy he meets. It's the message he imparts.

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Stop It!

Oh, for the love of...

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I Found A New Website

Where you can create your very own Obamacon like this one:

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From The 'No Shit' Files

Duh:

AARP puts 'political self-interests' above members
Some senior citizens are dropping their membership with the AARP following the group's decision to endorse a new government health insurance program.
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No surprise that. Oldsters have been dropping like flies since the bogus "Town Hall" meetings. But anyway:

Stuart Barton, president of the American Seniors Association, an alternative to the AARP, believes the AARP supports the bill because it will make money off the legislation -- not because it will improve the health and wealth of seniors.
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Gee. Ya' think?

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Actually, I can say that.

Daley explains that people don't kill people, guns kill people. And the Fort Hood murders are your fault.

 

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Cunt

Fuck the people. Fuck them hard with a healthcare dildo and smile about it.

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Mission Accomplished!

So according to Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke The Recession Is Over. So why then is it that:

Jobless rate tops 10 pct. for first time since '83

WASHINGTON – The unemployment rate has surpassed 10 percent for the first time since 1983 — and is likely to go higher.
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[My emphasis]

Fewer unemployment claims one month compared to a prior month still means more unemployment claims than jobs.

Fuck me.

Did anyone see the series premiere of "V" a couple nights ago? Notice the resemblance to the Nazi rise in power and - call me a nut, paranoid, whatever you will - the current administration? I certainly did.

All smiles and so-called good will, but at what cost?

Just remember this: The government is not a stand-alone, self-sufficient entity. It doesn't physically produce anything. It cannot give you anything that it hasn't taken from someone else.

Hell yeah! Let's pass the cap-and-tax bill so we can effectively double the cost of living too!

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What's worse than stealing from a 9-year old on her birthday?

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Dudes, This Is Getting Old Too

The MSM's monthly spin on unemployment numbers for October:



Only 512,000 more people who ran shit out of luck last month. Unemployment was already at a seasonally-adjusted 9.8% in September [source: bls.gov/cps].

Update 11/6/2009 @ 8AM MST: This morning BLS is reporting a 10.2% unemployment rate

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Dude, It's Getting Old

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World Series

Why would I be making a post about the World Series here? Easy. Because the T.O.T.U.S. called the Yanks after the game to congratulate them on being the 'Grand Champions of the Entire Universe!!!'.
Well, he may not have said that, but I'm sure it was implied.

Actually, I'm guessing the main reason he called was to have the Yankees not be so selfish and share their title.

EVen More On Obamacare

Here We Go Again

Yeah, I know. Another illegal alien post. But think about it:

• If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
• If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
• If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Aaudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
• If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
• If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
• If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in Washington and in many instances you can vote.

Hat tip Delftsman.

And He Spake...

[hat tip to IN A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD]

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Care For A Little Bullshit With Your Waffle?

From ABC News:

Sources tell ABC News that as of now President Obama will likely announce his decision about a new strategy in Afghanistan at some point between the Afghan run-off election, November 7, and the president’s departure for Tokyo, Japan, on Wednesday, November 11.

There is a chance the announcement may be delayed until the president’s return from the Asia trip on Friday, November 20, but as of now the plan is to have the announcement in that window.
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Will likely? At some point? There is a chance?

Good gawd. This sounds like Cox Cable scheduling a repair a week from Saturday sometime between 10 and 4 o'clock.

Flakey fuck.

If he would only take the war as seriously as he does socialized medicine...



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Phunny

[found on Fark]

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The Best Form Of Teaching Is By Example

When you make a monumental error, some big mistake, or cause yourself some pain or agony, you usually shy away from the activity that caused your grief, no?

When you attempted to jump over the neighborhood cat on your bicycle using a wooden ramp perched precariously atop a couple cinder blocks, and instead ended up breaking the wood, smacking the blocks with your tire, completing a somersault with a half gainer, landing ass over teakettle in the middle of the pavement with a cat under you and a bicycle on top of you, you decided that activity wasn't something you were going to be doing again, right?

When you went in to get a band-aid and some TLC from your parents, your dad moved his newspaper to the side enough to survey the damage and solemnly stated "See? I told you that would happen. That's what happened to me when I did that."
You knew that even though he was right, you wouldn't admit it in a million years.

Tons of people are happy to claim that history repeats itself, but what most people fail to realize is that when history does repeat itself, the people who were involved usually learned their lesson and are usually not the ones doing the repeating. They were smart enough to avoid the situation again.

Our government on the other hand, refuses to learn from the history of other countries. The most recent example being Russia.

Here is an interesting article by someone who should know. He, as they say, has 'been there and done that.':

As my readers know, I am a fan of economics and of history, as well as politics, a combination that forms some very interesting cycles to research, discuss and argue on. None is so interesting than the death of great nations, for here there is always the self destruction that comes before the final breakups and invasions. As they say: Rome did not fall to the barbarians, all they did was kick in the rotting gates.

It can be safely said, that the last time a great nation destroyed itself through its own hubris and economic folly was the early Soviet Union (though in the end the late Soviet Union still died by the economic hand). Now we get the opportunity to watch the Americans do the exact same thing to themselves. The most amazing thing of course, is that they are just repeating the failed mistakes of the past. One would expect their fellow travelers in suicide, the British, to have spoken up by now, but unfortunately for the British, their education system is now even more of a joke than that of the Americans.

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Do me and yourself a favor and go read the two short pages. Very enlightening. If you're like me, you'll come back here steaming at how blatantly obvious the steady stream of fuck-ups coming from D.C. are.

Perhaps it's time to send Reid, Pelosi, Obama, ... Shit. At least half the country back to history class.


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Here You Go

Here's a couple of rather disturbing screen captures. The first is the HHS website on 10/21/09 at 8:18 PM. The second is the form you see once you click the button to tell the President how much you love his new healthcare plan. HHS is the one under the gun for posting the link but this ignores a much bigger question: Who the hell is healthreform.gov?

Welcome to the state-run propaganda machine that is the Obama Administration.

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NEWSFLASH!!!

OBAMA WINS OSCAR!!!

According to a very reliable news outlet [me], it has been reported that the Bigears Hussein Obamm-bamm has won his first Academy Award in the category of "Best Actor Portraying President of the United Sates".
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Kudos there, fucknut. It will look good there on the shelf with your Nobel.




Who was it, Jimmah Carter who stated something along the lines of Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign was the best job of acting he had ever done?

Looks like Obamm-bamm picked up a few pointers.

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Liberals' Creedo

Reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator.

Sounds about right.

Link

"They believe Obama is ruthlessly advancing a 'secret agenda' to bankrupt the United States and dramatically expand government control to an extent nothing short of socialism," the analysis said." While these voters are disdainful of a Republican Party they view to have failed in its mission, they overwhelmingly view a successful Obama presidency as the destruction of this country's founding principles and are committed to seeing the president fail."

Here's a story that perfectly describes my views as a conservative.

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Dear Anita Dunn

Perhaps you should check out wiki before you expound the virtues of Mao Zedong:

"Death Toll Median Average Estimates of 14 Sources = 45.75 - 52.5 million people Which include the books: Le Livre Noir du Communism by Stephane Courtois, Hungry Ghosts: Mao's Secret Famine by Jasper Becker, China's Changing Population by Judith Banister, Contemporary Chinese Population by Wang Weizhi, Mao: The Unknown Story by Jung Chang, Victims of Politics by Kurt Glaser, How to Prevent Genocide by John Heidenrich, Mao's China and After by Maurice Meisner, The Human Cost of Communism in China by Robert L. Walker. Along with reports by Agence France Press (1999), Dictionary of 20 Century World History, Guinness Book of World Records, Washington Post (1994), and the Weekly Standard (1997)."

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A Word

Hi all! It's the uuuhhh, Teleprompter of the uuuhhh, United States here. You can uuuhhh, just call me uuuhhh, T.P. for short if you like.

As you can see, I uuuhhh, was just getting out of uuuhhh, the tuuuuhhhb, and thought I'd go ahead and say uuuhhh, hi. So "HI!". uuuhhh.

Wha'duuuhhh think? Nice uuuhhh, tits, eh?

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Obamm-bamm Q&A

These are supposed to be jokes, but they ring more of truth than humor. I saw them somewhere, and now I can't remember where. If they're yours, let me know and credit will be given:

Q:What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!

- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"

- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate

- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

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Government Airlines

[Produced by The Independence Institute]

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Nobel 'Peace' Prize - Recap

I read these over at Gateway Pundit's place:

Top Quotes From This Year's Nobel Peace Prize Winner

Obama on his political opponents:

"They Bring a Knife...We Bring a Gun"

Obama to his supporters:

"Get in Their Faces!"

Obama on ACORN mobs:

"I don't want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I'm angry!"

Obama to his mercenary army:

"Hit Back Twice As Hard"

Obama on the killer Iranian regime murdering their own people in the street:

"The Iranians are having a robust debate."

Obama on defending genocide (2007):

The United States cannot use its military to solve humanitarian problems and that preventing a potential genocide in Iraq isn't a good enough reason to keep U.S. forces there.

Obama justifying killing babies who survive an abortion:

"Essentially adding an additional doctor who then has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is really designed simply to burden the original decision."

Yup. That's a right peaceful feller you fucks gave the prize to.

Nobel

Text here.

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What A Complete Asshole

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Turncoat

Why hide your true colors?

[original image from the Associated Press]

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No Shit

Chavez says Obama did "nothing" to deserve Nobel

CARACAS (Reuters) – Venezuela's socialist leader Hugo Chavez said on Sunday that U.S. President Barack Obama had done nothing beyond wishful thinking to earn the Nobel Peace Prize.

Chavez, who has mixed praise for Obama personally with criticism of his government's "imperialist" policies, said he thought it was a mistake when he read the U.S. leader had won.
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Not that this dickhead dictator's opinion means shit, but for once I agree with the asshole.

Obamm-bamm receiving this prize devalues it for anyone else who got it.
Sure, he was elected president, but so were a lot of other people. Breaking the so-called 'race barrier', meh. That was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.
He has no great accomplishments to his credit. Obviously, it don't take much to win one.

Therefore, from here on out, you won a Nobel Peace Prize. Big fucking deal. It's all politcal bullshit. Not an award of merits.


'Toon stolen from P.W.

This pic stolen from Fark:


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Obama Vain Lyin?

Kinda catchy.

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RACISTS!

The International Olympic Committee are a bunch of racists. That's the only reason I can think of for them to go against the will of the narcissistic asshole who currently occupies the White House, and vote against Chicago hosting the Olympics.


(Source: Chicago Tribune)
Either that or they hate Oprah as much as I do.

You Got Some Splainin' To Do

'World Leader' to Obama: Explain Why 'They're Putting a Hitler Moustache On You'

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"He says, 'Barack, explain to me this health care debate.'

"He says, 'We don't understand it. You're trying to make sure everybody has health care and they're putting a Hitler mustache on you -- I don't -- that doesn't make sense to me. Explain that to me.'"
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Where to begin. Where to begin...

Love Him, Or Else

[via hotair.com]

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Singing His Praises

[screen shot from foxnews.com]

It would seem most Fox fans do not like the idea of political indoctrination in our school system.

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