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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

State of the Union

Having not watched the bonehead's State of the Union Address last night I can't quote it verbatim, but I'm going to give what I believe is a reasonable facsimile of what was said.

So now, loosely quoted, the Teleprompter In Chief:

"Good evening."

"Lie, economy, lie, jobs, bullshit. Immigration reform, hot air, work together, lie. Soldiers, bullshit, education, evade, responsibility, dodge, deficit, lie. Bullshit, hot air, lie, bullshit."

"Good night."

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Some fucked up shit.

The only person who was at fault there was Loughner. You know, the dude who was actually pulling the trigger.
It wasn't Sarah Palin. It wasn't Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh or Tea party-ers. It was a fucking idiot named Loughner.

But the prez going there and grandstanding? Fuck that.
Empty gestures.

Monday, January 10, 2011

What's Really Important

Six people were killed in Tucson on Saturday. One of them, song unsung.

Friday, January 07, 2011

I Haz Derp