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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I'm Jones

I spent the last few hours reading judicial reviews (we elect judges in Arizona) and I have all my paperwork ready for next Tuesday. I've done my research, pined some of my choices, and am ready to get my county back. This will be a good day for me and I'm willing to crawl to my polling place over miles of broken glass to ensure my vote is cast.

Reminder to liberals: You vote on Wednesday the 3rd.

Friday, October 22, 2010

I've Done My Part

I am but one voice in the state of Nevada, but my voice was heard yesterday at the early voting booth.

I won't disclose my selections as they're supposed to be MY choices and no one else's business, but suffice it to say I don't want any more of the 'change' our country has been subjected to in the last year and a half. I did my small part to peck away at the socialist regime now in place.

You're welcome.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Adios, You Tit-less Bitch

Look for Raul Grijalva to lose his bid for another term in Arizona's 7th district. Now that Arizona requires a valid ID at the polls, there's simply not enough Hispanic support.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Because I Felt Like It

It's truly amazing what a good make-up artist can do.  I mean, it's obvious this person can work wonders:

 Other times the changes are a little more subtle:

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Fucking You Over

No more love for retired 3M employees thanks to Obamacare.

"As you know, the recently enacted health care reform law has fundamentally changed the health care insurance market," the memo said. "Health care options in the marketplace have improved, and readily available individual insurance plans in the Medicare marketplace provide benefits more tailored to retirees' personal needs often at lower costs than what they pay for retiree medical coverage through 3M."

Nice spin.