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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Good News Everybody!

Like most good news, this has nothing to do with the current administration.

By Andy Sullivan

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Troubled Asset Relief Program, which risked up to $700 billion of government funds to bail out troubled banks and automakers, will cost taxpayers a mere $25 billion, according to an estimate released on Monday by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Self Portrait

Got this one in an email:

'Nuf said.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Quantitative Easing Explained

Monday, November 08, 2010

Jeffersonian Quotes

Incorrect quote: “The tree of liberty must be watered periodically with the blood of tyrants.”

Correct quote: “The tree of liberty must be watered periodically with the blood of tyrants and patriots alike. It is its natural manure.”

If you're going to use a quote from Jefferson, don't decimate and change its meaning.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Too Funny (from Hot Air)

From The "Told You So" Department

Citing health overhaul, AARP hikes employee costs

WASHINGTON – AARP's endorsement helped secure passage of President Barack Obama's health care overhaul. Now the seniors' lobby is telling its employees their insurance costs will rise partly as a result of the law.

In an e-mail to employees, AARP says health care premiums will increase by 8 percent to 13 percent next year because of rapidly rising medical costs.
So I say again, how's that hopey-changey thing working out for all you suckers now?

Luckily for Obastard, P.T. Barnum was spot on. There is a sucker born every minute.

Gawd dam, people. Are you ever going to fucking wise up?

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Yes We Can

So Obastard is headed to India. Sweet.
That's probably where the jobs he talked about creating will be.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Well, Fuck

My fellow Clark County residents are a bunch of fucking idiots.
Most of the state of Nevada voted against Harry Reid, but with the huge population of mega-resort special interests [allegedly of course], service worker's unions [allegedly of course], and fucked up voting machines [again, allegedly of course], the bastard got re-elected.

I did my part. But to the rest of America, what can I say? Sorry.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

The First Tuesday Of November

I am filled with both anticipation and dread.
Anticipation of at least knocking down to size some of the idiocy currently going on, but yet dreading that we still have two more years before we can vote on more 'change'.
I am giddy when I hear from the people who voted democrat last time that they aren't voting this time because "there is really no one I want in there...".
Good. Keep it that way. That gives people who really care about 'change' some leverage.

I was dumbfounded that people were stupid enough to vote that asshole into office in the first place. I am amazed people are still oblivious by the stupidity going on around them, and I can't believe anyone would be taken in and not charge treason or at least commence impeachment for the outright lies and bullshit being fed to the American public for the last two+ years.

But no matter who wins, I'll be happier than a pig in shit to not be subjected to those gawd-awful commercials until the next voting season rolls around.