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Friday, July 28, 2006

Hey! That's Neat-O!

They dun went and made a statue outta me!

Wait a minute. That looks more like my good friend Cindy Sheehan than it does me...

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Could AlGore Be Right?

From The 'Duh' Files

This seems so obvious to the rest of us but so incomprehensible to raging, maniacal Democrats.

From The Boston Globe:
A message for Democrats:
You wouldn't know it listening to the Dems though now would you.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Big Al Here!

This is my tree and you will hug it.

Friday, July 21, 2006

For The Children?

Hil frets chips will be put in kids' brains


WASHINGTON - Madison Ave. ad execs are so bent on taking control of America's children, they'd put computer chips in kids' brains if they could, Sen. Hillary Clinton said yesterday.
Saying advertisers have found so many new ways to get at kids through video games and the Internet, Clinton warned that we're verging on a society out of a grim science fiction novel.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton said at the Kaiser Family Foundation.

The New York Democrat said the country was performing a "massive experiment" on kids who average more than six hours a day with media and advertising, soaking it up through TV, computers, games and iPods. She said the fastest growing advertising market is the 6- and under set, and that children's health is already being hurt by products like Camel's candy-flavored cigarettes and junk food sold with tips for video games - used to sell more junk food.

"People are spending billions and billions of dollars enticing children basically to be obsessed with food," she said. "These foods are almost universally unhealthy." Clinton has offered legislation to study the effects of the "advertising-saturated, media-intense" world on kids.

Robert Thompson, a professor of pop culture at Syracuse University, said Clinton and other politicians like to attack advertising because it's easier than trying to ban bad food products or fund broad education programs.

"To go after advertising really makes no sense," he said. "It's sort of a backdoor tack, but it's the safer one politically."

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Thanks Guys!

I really appreciate all the campaign money! It's so good to have the support of you Hollywood type behind me.

Most people would ask why I would need all these high profile contributions, what with the New York senate race already pretty much in the bag. Well, I'm not going to say anything just yet, but living in that big ole' white colored house in D.C. sure was a hoot!

If I could, I would give you each a great big hug and maybe even a slap on the ass. But since you're all busy making movies and stuff, I'll list your names and give you a hug the next time I see you:

  • Tom Hanks
  • Rita Wilson (his wife)
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Owen Wilson - $2,100.
  • Chris Rock - $2,100.
  • Bette Midler - $4,200
  • James Caan - $4,200
  • Marla Maples - $2,000
  • Rob Reiner - $3,200.
  • Billy Crystal - $4,000
  • Walt Disney Co. CEO Robert Iger - $2,100.
  • Hank Aaron - $300
  • Herb Williams - $1,000 New York Knicks assistant coach
  • Mike Richter - $4,200 Retired New York Rangers goaltender
  • Richter's wife Damn, I forget her name. Sorry Ms. Richter
Once again, thanks guys! That means in April through June I've raised almost $5.7 million, bringing my total for her re-election effort to $43 million to date. And I already had more than $22 million cash on hand!

I better get my U-Haul lined up. :)

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Hillary's Baggage

Hat tip and curtsey for Mr. Schlong.

A Message From Senator Kerry

John Kerry here to remind you that Heinz ketchup is an important part of a nutritional breakfast no matter how you flip it.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Big Boobs

Damn! That Rodger is a funny sumbitch!

Easy as 1-2-3:
Click here , Roll-over picture, Laugh.

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Hillary's Secret '08 Election Strategy Revealed!:

We can but hope.

Anyway, that's how that sneaky bitch works. She's going to sit in the shadows waiting to see who else rears their ugly Democratic head, wait until they're weakened by their own parties naysayers, then spring like the jackyl she is.

Monday, July 10, 2006

John eff KKKerry

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No, I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's views."

Kerry's manager then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church, if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint"

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Kerry's manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other
views. John Kerry is a petty, self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. John Kerry is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal.
He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply isn't to be trusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with; "But, when compared to Senator's Ted Kennedy & Hillary Clinton, Senator Kerry is a saint."

Thanks Patty. :)

Friday, July 07, 2006

That Has To Tell You Something

NBC11.com - Decision 2006 - Hillary Clinton Stumps For Angelides In SF:

What other high profile "leaders" were on hand?:

Ah yes. Boxer. Another moron.

Uh, yeah. That's the biggest priority on his agenda. Gay marriage.
That's the only way to win in that city. Ensure the fag vote.

Hillary supporting anyone in San Fran automatically makes her an idiot.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

It Could Happen

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Bloomberg Over The Top, Again

PHILADELPHIA — The economy of the country's largest city and the entire nation would collapse if illegal immigrants were deported en masse, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg told a Senate committee hearing Wednesday.

New York City is home to more than 3 million immigrants, and a half-million of them came to this country illegally, Bloomberg testified.

"Although they broke the law by illegally crossing our borders ... our city's economy would be a shell of itself had they not, and it would collapse if they were deported," he said. "The same holds true for the nation." -- foxnews.com

Looking for votes in all the right places.

You Lazy Sunzabitches

Get your lazy, whiney asses to work and stay there!
CBS 6 Albany:
Hospital workers who planned to strike today are negotiating

Fucking unions. I hate unions. Buncha crybabies.