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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Hill No!

Snagged the picture from here.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

A Funny

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Today's Special

Thursday, November 09, 2006


Bastards! I'll fix those damn "wire tapping and spying in the interest of homeland security" assholes. Wait and see.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Riddle Me This

Why is it that the media keeps harping on Hillary running for president? I mean, they're more determined she's is running than she is.

She said she wasn't, which I'm sure is a lie. But every time there's a news article on her, they talk about how much closer she is to running.


Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I'm Set!

Via email:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual act s are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas).

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on t he way out. I also appre ciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on thei r hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

Also, please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

On top of that, Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?).

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?


It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Servic e agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Something Positive

Hillary Clinton supports selective torture of terror suspects :

She was later heard to say that any prisoner who did not fully cooperate with the prison officials would be shown shown a poster-sized glossy photo of her.


In the nude.

With Mecca as the backdrop.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006


McCain is a dick. But at least he's a dick with balls. Bwah! Get it? Dick with...

Anyway, he's still a dick. But check this - I am once again amazed at how like a pack of rabid dogs, the Dems turn on each other when it suits their best interest.

McCain is most likely going to be a candidate for prez, and he'll most likely be running against Horseface Hillary. So now he must discredit her all he can:

But Kerry's got her back:

Well, he knows all about incorrect.

I sure as hell wouldn't vote for McCain, unless the only options were him and Hillary.

Friday, October 06, 2006

From The 'Duh' Files

FOXNews.com - Hillary Clinton's Senate Challenger Says She Is a 'Threat'
Well, yeah. Tell us something we don't know.

Monday, September 25, 2006

This We Know

Hillary Clinton isn't the Answer to Democratic Woes
Painful, but oh so true.

Go ahead and check out the rest. Quite entertaining.

Friday, September 22, 2006

A Funny

Wednesday, September 13, 2006


Hillary Clinton handily wins Democratic primary in New York:

Clinton handily won her Democratic Party's primary election in New York for a chance to face Republican John Spencer in legislative and gubernatorial elections on November 7.

The wife of former president Bill Clinton, who is the subject of speculation that she will make her own presidential bid, won 83 percent of the vote. [...]

That's the part that cracks me up about the whole pile of shit. It seems every article mentions that she is "The wife of former president Clinton". That seems to be the biggest credential she still rides upon.

In the mean time Hillary, fuck off and die, bitch.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Oh, That's Sweet

There's not many things I adore more than seeing a rabid animal turn on it's own pack.
Not that I have actually seen one, but I can imagine what would happen.

Take this for instance:
Hillary, Thanks For Raising Our Taxes | The Huffington Post:

Wait a minute. I thought you Hezbocrats were all over this Hillary running for prez shit. You know, all about how great she would be since she's done such a fine job for New York.

But wait! There's more!:

Hillary Is Making Us All Sicker

Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. Welcome to reality.

At least, so I thought. Briefly. For a minute there.
Then he starts talking about the benefits of socialized medicine. He says:

That's it. I just puked a little in my mouth. This dude is nuts. Plain and simple.
He has obviously been getting his information from someone other than FUCKING PATIENTS who have to actually utilize that system. In fact, those who can afford it are paying cash for their treatment rather than wait for the government to 'take care of them'.

And guess what they do if they don't have the money, and don't want to wait, or CAN'T wait for the government to get around to treating them?:

Yup. WE take care of them.
That's swell. Great plan you got there dumbass. Just what America needs.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Yeah, When Hell Freezes Over

Hah! This shit ain't happenin'. Know what I mean?
The bitch can stick to her daytime teevee. She ain't no leader. Not like I am.
She goes and puts her idiots on her show, all sweetie-pie, now-now dear, life is good, here - let me hep' you out.

But run for president of these here United States? Get a grip.

And what exactly the hell are YOU thinking you pork rind eatin', flabby sonuva-wannabe movie maker. A petition to get her on the ballot? Even I ain't that stupid. You need to get a life beyond the kitchen table!

All this speculation is driving me nuts. Hell with it. I think I'll run.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Quote Of The Day

Stephen Green, the VodkaPundit says:
No, wait, writing about Hillary is like peeing after a six-pack of cheap beer – a little more foul stuff has to come out.
Yes. And we still must write. We must let the world know.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Check It Out!

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with me and entertain American troops there:

She's so cute. Maybe we could have a little fun on the side, if you know what I mean. [wink] [wink]

She can protect me, taking those shooting lessons and all. Mmmm. I think I'm getting a little wet. I can just see her now. That big ole mean gun...WAIT A MINUTE!!! I DON'T LIKE GUNS!!! She better not take a gun! I won't go near her if she has a gun! What the hell is she thinking? She wouldn't have a chance.

But, she's so cute. And those boobies! Have you seen those boodies?

There Is A God.

Snippet from Yahoo! News:
In Georgia, Rep. Cynthia McKinney, the fiery congresswoman known for her conspiracy theories about the Sept. 11 attacks and a scuffle this year with a U.S. Capitol police officer, lost a runoff for the Democratic nomination.
We can all sleep a little better tonight.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


Snagged from Delftsman3:
Here's some Aviation History everyone should probably know:

You may remember that on July 8, 1947 , witnesses claim an unidentified object
with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say...
has been profusely covered up by the Air Force and the US government.

However....... what you may NOT well know is that on March 31, 1948 -
exactly nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born.

That piece of information clears up a lot of things.
Gives you cause to wonder, no?

Monday, August 07, 2006

Something To Think About, You Stupid Bitch

A quote I read over on Patty's blog in reference to her son-in-law:
"He plans on remaining in the USAF as a lifer unless God forbid Hillary is elected. At which time he intends to leave the service. This is a seniment I have heard from all the young folks that are in the military."
Interesting. I had never heard an opinion from someone currently in the military regarding Psycho Bitch. But, since I was given cause to ruminate on the idea, I just can't even fathom the likes of her as commander in chief of our armed forces.

I mean good gawd-amighty. How would you like it if she were your boss?

Friday, August 04, 2006

Hillary vs. Rumsfeld

She says:
"Under your leadership, there have been numerous errors in judgment that have led us to where we are," she said. "We have a full-fledged insurgency and full-blown sectarian conflict in Iraq."
Loosely translated:

He says:
"I have never painted a rosy picture," he said. "I've been very measured in my words, and you'd have a dickens of a time trying to find instances where I've been excessively optimistic."
Loosely translated:
"Bite me."


Friday, July 28, 2006

Hey! That's Neat-O!

They dun went and made a statue outta me!

Wait a minute. That looks more like my good friend Cindy Sheehan than it does me...

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Could AlGore Be Right?

From The 'Duh' Files

This seems so obvious to the rest of us but so incomprehensible to raging, maniacal Democrats.

From The Boston Globe:
A message for Democrats:
You wouldn't know it listening to the Dems though now would you.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Big Al Here!

This is my tree and you will hug it.

Friday, July 21, 2006

For The Children?

Hil frets chips will be put in kids' brains


WASHINGTON - Madison Ave. ad execs are so bent on taking control of America's children, they'd put computer chips in kids' brains if they could, Sen. Hillary Clinton said yesterday.
Saying advertisers have found so many new ways to get at kids through video games and the Internet, Clinton warned that we're verging on a society out of a grim science fiction novel.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton said at the Kaiser Family Foundation.

The New York Democrat said the country was performing a "massive experiment" on kids who average more than six hours a day with media and advertising, soaking it up through TV, computers, games and iPods. She said the fastest growing advertising market is the 6- and under set, and that children's health is already being hurt by products like Camel's candy-flavored cigarettes and junk food sold with tips for video games - used to sell more junk food.

"People are spending billions and billions of dollars enticing children basically to be obsessed with food," she said. "These foods are almost universally unhealthy." Clinton has offered legislation to study the effects of the "advertising-saturated, media-intense" world on kids.

Robert Thompson, a professor of pop culture at Syracuse University, said Clinton and other politicians like to attack advertising because it's easier than trying to ban bad food products or fund broad education programs.

"To go after advertising really makes no sense," he said. "It's sort of a backdoor tack, but it's the safer one politically."

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Thanks Guys!

I really appreciate all the campaign money! It's so good to have the support of you Hollywood type behind me.

Most people would ask why I would need all these high profile contributions, what with the New York senate race already pretty much in the bag. Well, I'm not going to say anything just yet, but living in that big ole' white colored house in D.C. sure was a hoot!

If I could, I would give you each a great big hug and maybe even a slap on the ass. But since you're all busy making movies and stuff, I'll list your names and give you a hug the next time I see you:

  • Tom Hanks
  • Rita Wilson (his wife)
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Owen Wilson - $2,100.
  • Chris Rock - $2,100.
  • Bette Midler - $4,200
  • James Caan - $4,200
  • Marla Maples - $2,000
  • Rob Reiner - $3,200.
  • Billy Crystal - $4,000
  • Walt Disney Co. CEO Robert Iger - $2,100.
  • Hank Aaron - $300
  • Herb Williams - $1,000 New York Knicks assistant coach
  • Mike Richter - $4,200 Retired New York Rangers goaltender
  • Richter's wife Damn, I forget her name. Sorry Ms. Richter
Once again, thanks guys! That means in April through June I've raised almost $5.7 million, bringing my total for her re-election effort to $43 million to date. And I already had more than $22 million cash on hand!

I better get my U-Haul lined up. :)

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Hillary's Baggage

Hat tip and curtsey for Mr. Schlong.

A Message From Senator Kerry

John Kerry here to remind you that Heinz ketchup is an important part of a nutritional breakfast no matter how you flip it.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Big Boobs

Damn! That Rodger is a funny sumbitch!

Easy as 1-2-3:
Click here , Roll-over picture, Laugh.

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Hillary's Secret '08 Election Strategy Revealed!:

We can but hope.

Anyway, that's how that sneaky bitch works. She's going to sit in the shadows waiting to see who else rears their ugly Democratic head, wait until they're weakened by their own parties naysayers, then spring like the jackyl she is.

Monday, July 10, 2006

John eff KKKerry

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No, I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's views."

Kerry's manager then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church, if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint"

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Kerry's manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other
views. John Kerry is a petty, self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. John Kerry is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal.
He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply isn't to be trusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with; "But, when compared to Senator's Ted Kennedy & Hillary Clinton, Senator Kerry is a saint."

Thanks Patty. :)

Friday, July 07, 2006

That Has To Tell You Something

NBC11.com - Decision 2006 - Hillary Clinton Stumps For Angelides In SF:

What other high profile "leaders" were on hand?:

Ah yes. Boxer. Another moron.

Uh, yeah. That's the biggest priority on his agenda. Gay marriage.
That's the only way to win in that city. Ensure the fag vote.

Hillary supporting anyone in San Fran automatically makes her an idiot.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

It Could Happen

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Bloomberg Over The Top, Again

PHILADELPHIA — The economy of the country's largest city and the entire nation would collapse if illegal immigrants were deported en masse, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg told a Senate committee hearing Wednesday.

New York City is home to more than 3 million immigrants, and a half-million of them came to this country illegally, Bloomberg testified.

"Although they broke the law by illegally crossing our borders ... our city's economy would be a shell of itself had they not, and it would collapse if they were deported," he said. "The same holds true for the nation." -- foxnews.com

Looking for votes in all the right places.

You Lazy Sunzabitches

Get your lazy, whiney asses to work and stay there!
CBS 6 Albany:
Hospital workers who planned to strike today are negotiating

Fucking unions. I hate unions. Buncha crybabies.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Hmmm. I Forget

WASHINGTON - A convention of evangelical Christians gave standing ovations this week to Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean and Sens. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., and Barack Obama, D-Ill.

And that's news, because pro-choice, pro-gay rights Democrats aren't usually favorites of evangelicals. But that could be changing as the Democratic Party tries to reconnect with so-called "values voters," and some evangelical leaders try to extend religious debates beyond gay marriage and abortion.
Hey. Ya' gotta do what ya' gotta do to win votes, right?

If I need to say I'm for fags - er - queers - um - gays getting married, then that's what I'll do. You want the right to have an abortion or not? I sometimes think I would have been better off...Woops. I shouldn't have said that. Chelsea may be reading this.

But anyway, hell. I'll see that a married dyke preacher gets appointed to Church of the Holy Collection Plate, and make them send all their money to Planned Parenthood if that's what you want. Just let me know. I learned how to flip-flop from [cough] Kerry the best of them.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Al's Flaming Mad Over Global Warming

Today's Helpful Hint

Of course, all credit for the picture goes here. Go take a look at his wares.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Whatta Maroon


A Little History

I heard North Korea referred to as "a miserable little failed state" over the weekend. Sadly, their only claim to fame is their nuclear weapons program. But have you ever wondered how it came to pass that North Korea acquired nuclear technology?

The 42nd President of the United States gave it to them. This is the same President who's administration worked to crush U.S. gun manufactures here at home with junk lawsuits and passed an assault weapons ban. Clinton might have claimed to be a liberal but he crossed into communism with these stunts.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Chemical Weapons Are Really Not That Dangerous

Representative Jane Harmon (D-CA) has her own opinions about the WMD news that's raining on her parade. First of all, this is nothing to get excited about because, "There is nothing new here. Nothing in this report, classified or otherwise, contradicts the Duelfer Report, which assessed that we would find degraded pre-1991 weaponry in Iraq". Secondly, and here I loosely quote, "[They] are no more dangerous than what you might find under your kitchen sink".

Question: Why would I keep nerve gas under my kitchen sink?

Saddam's WMD Have Been Found

Just found this very enlightening story on Saddam's WMD. Note the date posted at the beginning of the article.

"Gee, you sure have got a lot of pesticides stored in ammo dumps."

Shit. Shit. Shit.

This really blows. It seems there are some WMD's in Iraq after all.
Damn Saddam! He should have spent less time writing books and more time running a bulldozer.

What can I use to discredit that oil grubbing, lying monkey now?
Wait a minute. I haven't made any commitment. I don't have to backpeddle. It's all good!

Ahhh. This Is So Sweet

Don't they make a lovely couple when they're not all uptight?

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Poll This

United Press International - NewsTrack - Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush fizzle in poll:

Pretty much tops out my list too. Not that polls are any more useful than the hind teat on a bull.

But Jeb Bush? Come on now. The only way he would win is if we all used Florida's voting machines.

Gore? Meh. He's gone off the deep end. He would have quite a struggle with anyone who didn't have one hand wrapped around a bong and the other around a granola bar.

McCain can kiss my ass. He's almost as scary as Hillary.

Giuliani? I can't say I know anyhting about him other than he happens to have an Italian name ending with a vowel.


A headline I tripped over this morning: Portrait artist of influential men such as Regis Philbin and Hillary Clinton commissioned to do a portrait of the current Pope.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I Have A Right To My Opinion

I used to agree with Kerry when he agreed with me before he disagreed with me. But now that he don't agree with me I disagree with him because he no longer agrees with me.

Clean Water Act Ruling

Scalia's opinion, joined by Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. and Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito Jr., said the Corps of Engineers had stretched its authority under the Clean Water Act "beyond parody" by regulating land that contained nothing but storm sewers, drainage ditches and "dry arroyos in the middle of the desert."

The only wetlands properly subject to federal jurisdiction, Scalia said, are those "with a continuous surface connection" to actual waterways, "so that there is no clear demarcation between 'waters' and wetlands."

On the other side was Justice John Paul Stevens, joined by Justices David Souter, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Stephen Breyer. Accusing the Scalia group of "antagonism to environmentalism," Stevens said the Scalia opinion "needlessly jeopardizes the quality of our waters."

Further, Stevens said, the Scalia group had disregarded "its own obligation to interpret laws rather than to make them. -- Seattle Post Intelligencer (on-line).

Notice that the liberal judges followed the time-honored three basic steps to a liberal retort:

    1) State that your opponents are the attackers.
    2) Condescendingly dismiss them as misguided fools.
    3) Accuse them of something they haven't done.

Bonus points are awarded if you can work in key-phrases such as environment, personal freedoms, or for the children.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Like He Would Know

USATODAY.com - Bill Clinton decries 'divisive' politics:

He was such a good president and strong leader, after all.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Damn Straight!

New Poll: Americans Say Sen. Hillary Clinton Frightens Them:

Well, she surely frightens me! At least the thought of her in any position of power frightens me.
I'm glad to hear Americans are starting to realize just how dangerous she really is.

Catch that? They called him a loser! Bwah!

A Grotesque Mistake?

During the House debate on an Iraq pullout date:

House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi of California countered: "Stay the course, I don't think so Mr. President. It's time to face the facts."

She called for a new direction in the conflict. "The war in Iraq has been a mistake. I say, a grotesque mistake." -- CNN.com

No, Ms. Pelosi, a grotesque mistake is when, as leader of the free world, you get caught spewing sperm on a white house intern and decide to toss a few hundred missiles at Iraq to divert attention from your infidelity.

Fighting to free an oppressed people from a mass murderer is never a mistake.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The New Donk Mascot

Hey! I think this should be the new Democrat party's mascot.
What do you think?

My Lucky Day!

Bloomberg Stokes Speculation About Presidential Run

With that gun hating, socialized medicine promoting, more government wanting commie bastard running, it bumps me up a few notches. Doncha think?

From The Comments

"I actually agreed with Senator Clinton before I disagreed with her."
Made me chuckle.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Who Will Be Left? No Pun Intended

Liberal group jeers Hillary Clinton, cheers John Kerry over Iraq

North San Diego and Southwest Riverside County News

Now she's gone and pissed of the libtards too.
Not a good strategy there Hillary.

Monday, June 12, 2006

I'm Going To The Gym

Some people are telling me I need to take better care of myself. They say I'm working too hard and that this job as senator is aging me. Well I'm not going to be looking like this when I get older:
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I've got to start cutting back on my work load. Spend more time with Bill.
What do you think? Should I try for the White House or should I just stick to the state level?


You can always click on the picture to view it better.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Take A Poll

People are calling these statements 'vicious'? What's up with that?
I just say what's on my mind. And it's all true. Some people just can't handle the truth.

Well, go to this site and take the poll. Make your choice on which you think is my best statement.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Why Ya Gotta Be So Mean Ta Me!

Where was I while my husband was raping Juanita Broaddrick and groping Kathleen Willey, at the moment her husband was committing suicide?
Why did she have to say those mean things?

I didn't know that was going on! I didn't even know my husband was getting his dick sucked in the White House either! Does she expect me to know where my husband is all the time? What he's doing every minute of the day?

I'm hurt. I really do have a crush on Ann. I know, I know. I may be poking my head out of a closet here, but I really think I love her. But then she goes and says thing like that?

It's just not fair!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006


WASHINGTON— New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton lashed out at Ann Coulter for a "vicious, mean-spirited attack" on a group of outspoken 9/11 widows, whom the right-wing television pundit described as "self-obsessed" and enjoying their husbands' deaths.
Yeah, wahtever. What business does that big-mouthed bitch have trying to make it part of her agenda? It serves no purpose other than her jumping on the "Slam Coulter" bandwagon.

I haven't read the passages, don't really know what they said. But:
Coulter appeared Tuesday on NBC's Today show, and reiterated her stance, saying the women used their grief "to make a political point."
Ah. I see. The women are opportunists maybe?
Gotta work with what you got I guess.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Too Early To Tell

Can Hillary Win Florida or Ohio in '08?:
Yeah, but it's Florida. They'll do whatever cheating is needed to get her in there.

Better not piss off Ohio Hillary...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Fuck It. I'll Probably Lose Anyway

Here's a little snippet about my latest project. You may have already heard about it:

Hillary Clinton kicks off US Senate re-election campaign:

Yeah, that's right. I'm running for senator again. And why not? I could lose running for president, and then what would people think of me? They would just think of me as a loser!
Shut up! I am not already a loser! I'm a senator. I like being a senator.

Oh, I don't know. I may still run for president. I'm flakey that way. I keep changing my mind you know.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hi There!

Just popping in to check on the latest news.

Oh, I see that story about me constantly changing my mind is out. Those big poopy-heads.
Well, whad'ya expect? I'm PMS'ing. Good golly Miss Molly. How can you trust anyhing that bleeds for a week but don't die?
DAMN YOU MEN!!! You have it so easy. You get to go on through life all bowling, golfing, all that fun stuff without having to worry about where the nearest bathroom is.

But there are plenty of bathrooms in the White House. Trust me. I know. I've used them all. Too bad that sonuva- Well, I wish Bill would have maybe thought about stepping in to one instead of standing out there in the hall like that. So embarrasing.
Of course, he would still have had to explain why that fucking bitch little intern was following him out of there, but it might not have been so obvious.

Well, I better go find the bathroom. I have some things to take care of and some thinking to do. Ta-Ta!!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

WooHoo! She's Cutting Her Own Throat Again!

New York Daily News - News & Views - Daily News Exclusive:

Hillary pays a price:

You should have learned from Kerry there hIllary. You can't flip-flop trying to keep everyone happy and expect your fans to vote for you.
As for me, keep it up. I couldn't be happier.

New Research Tool Predicts The Obvious

New Research Tool Predicts Landslide for Gore in 2008, Defeat for Clinton:

Now I don't think much of Gore at all. But I would take him over Hillary.
Hell, I would almost take Ross Perot over Hillary.

No Shit!

Jim Kouri: Clinton/Kerry Bill for Felon Voting Rights Opposed by Americans:

Let's see now. A sneaky conniving bitch and a lying horsefaced propagandist. Good gawd I'm glad Kerry didn't make it last time, and now just look at the company he keeps. For that matter, look at the company Hillary keeps.

Anyway, back to the story. I guess that's one way to glean more votes.
What the hell? The criminal vote would be so, so appropriate.

Friday, May 26, 2006


Knocking on the White House door - World - smh.com.au:
In short, the writer tried to make a story out of nothing. There are no responses from Hillary on any issue other than extra days off for parents. Which, what about non-parents? Wouldn't that open a discrimination can of worms? Just because someone doesn't have kids they don't get the same paid time off? That's another post.
Anyway, while reading the article, I get the impression she's afraid to open her mouth about anything. There just isn't enough room for any more feet yet.

Which Piper Do I Make The Check Out To?

Children Of The Corn:
(emphasis mine)

Look long and hard bitch.
See, what confuses me here, is the fact that literally everyone wants to lower our dependence on foreign oil, but now some are talking about importing ethanol? Are we not just swapping one evil for another?

Ethanol isn't cheap to make. Other countries have already been in the business of making it for several years now, so it's probably cheaper for them to make it than it is for us. Lower tariffs on it and it will most likely be cheaper to import than to make here, thus creating the same gaddamn market for imported fuel we already have with oil.

But, in answer to the original question, you may not want to piss off Iowa. There are a lot of corn fields there.
She'll probably dream up some sort of new subsidy for corn farmers. Which of course, will come out of our paychecks. We'll pay extra for ethanol one way or another.

This Is A Hoot!

They've gone and made a play about me. ME! Little ole me!
The creator of TV hit M*A*S*H has written a radio play that puts HILLARY CLINTON in the White House and GEORGE W BUSH on trial for crimes against America. LARRY GELBART, developer and chief writer on the 1970s show, has written ABROGATE for BBC Radio. The one-off comedy will air on Radio 4 in Britain on Friday (26MAY06). The BBC says, "Every line is a barbed swipe, a dazzling barb that hits home."
I'm flattered I tell ya'! Just so, so - ahhh, shucks.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

My Baby Girl

Chelsea!? Chelsea!?
Where are you? You never call any more. You never write?
I miss you so much since you got that damn job.

Come visit mommy and daddy, okay?

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hi Everyone!

I see you've read the article on my latest little slip of the tongue. Woops! Sorry.
I don't think I should have said that. But too late now, ha-ha! I'm sure those crazy red staters will be all over that like Monica on an unwrapped cuban.

Oh! Silly me. I should really let that go. After all, they did decide there were no laws broken. Right? Didn't they?

Whatever. We weren't - I mean he wasn't impeached.

Okay, gotta run. Gotta a lotta New Yorkin' to do.

I'll check back later!

Let's Get This 'Party' Started

Alrighty then. This is the shakedown cruise of the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog. I know, redundancy alert.

I decided to start this blog just so I could keep track of all the stupid shit she does, keep it all consolidated where I could refer to it more easily at a later time. Who knows? I may even serve to enlighten some of the misguided fools who respect her or at the very least, think she's qualified for some sort of leadership position in our country's government.

Anyway, I think it's most appropriate that the first post is about the one brain fart where Hillary does her career the most damage:


Yeah, great. All us drivers not in the beltway need someone who probably hasn't driven a car for ten years or more try to dictate our driving habits.

On top of that, while I do look forward to the day we use less - if any - foreign oil, Ethanol is not the complete answer. It will cost us more as consumers to develope and purchase, as well as lower our mileage significantly.

To hell with it. I think I need to start making my own.

I need to start saving my garbage TODAY.