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Friday, June 20, 2008


Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together

How does that go? Socialists of a feather...


Thursday, June 05, 2008


Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.


Thursday, May 15, 2008


Good gawd. I'll definitely be glad when this festering, puss-filled cyst of a politician finally just says "Fuck it. It's over."


Saturday, May 10, 2008

A Funny

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon apiece.'

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Just Fucking Give Up, Would You?

Nothing like buying your way:
Clinton gives herself a loan and vows to fight on
At least her ass is dragging from the last two primaries.

It still makes me wonder who she would connive into being her Veep.

Monday, April 28, 2008

A Funny