Thursday, May 15, 2008
BWAH!!!
Good gawd. I'll definitely be glad when this festering, puss-filled cyst of a politician finally just says "Fuck it. It's over."
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
A Funny
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon apiece.'
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon apiece.'
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Just Fucking Give Up, Would You?
Nothing like buying your way:
Clinton gives herself a loan and vows to fight onAt least her ass is dragging from the last two primaries.
It still makes me wonder who she would connive into being her Veep.
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