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Monday, March 30, 2009

The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:
A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.
Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:

The Obama dildo