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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Uh, Who Won?

I see bunnies! And unicorns! And rainbows! And roses!
White House: 'War on terrorism' is over
Did we win or did they win?

Anyone? Bueller?

Really though, all they did was whitewash things a little:

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and farts under water, it ain't the pope.

Call it what you want, but soldiers are getting shot at and even killed in what they are sure is a war. Even if their boss [fucking prick] or his cohorts don't call it that.