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Thursday, October 15, 2009

A Word

Hi all! It's the uuuhhh, Teleprompter of the uuuhhh, United States here. You can uuuhhh, just call me uuuhhh, T.P. for short if you like.

As you can see, I uuuhhh, was just getting out of uuuhhh, the tuuuuhhhb, and thought I'd go ahead and say uuuhhh, hi. So "HI!". uuuhhh.

Wha'duuuhhh think? Nice uuuhhh, tits, eh?