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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Fucknut Speaks

No shit:

"OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating in deep deficits, not caused by any decisions we've made on health care so far."
"So we have a short-term problem and we also have a long-term problem. The short-term problem is dwarfed by the long-term problem."
So we're out of money, but the idiot isn't done spending money yet. We still have his free er, socialized um, standardized healthcare 'plan' to look forward to.

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