And He Spake...

[hat tip to IN A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD]

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Care For A Little Bullshit With Your Waffle?

From ABC News:

Sources tell ABC News that as of now President Obama will likely announce his decision about a new strategy in Afghanistan at some point between the Afghan run-off election, November 7, and the president’s departure for Tokyo, Japan, on Wednesday, November 11.

There is a chance the announcement may be delayed until the president’s return from the Asia trip on Friday, November 20, but as of now the plan is to have the announcement in that window.
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Will likely? At some point? There is a chance?

Good gawd. This sounds like Cox Cable scheduling a repair a week from Saturday sometime between 10 and 4 o'clock.

Flakey fuck.

If he would only take the war as seriously as he does socialized medicine...



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Phunny

[found on Fark]

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The Best Form Of Teaching Is By Example

When you make a monumental error, some big mistake, or cause yourself some pain or agony, you usually shy away from the activity that caused your grief, no?

When you attempted to jump over the neighborhood cat on your bicycle using a wooden ramp perched precariously atop a couple cinder blocks, and instead ended up breaking the wood, smacking the blocks with your tire, completing a somersault with a half gainer, landing ass over teakettle in the middle of the pavement with a cat under you and a bicycle on top of you, you decided that activity wasn't something you were going to be doing again, right?

When you went in to get a band-aid and some TLC from your parents, your dad moved his newspaper to the side enough to survey the damage and solemnly stated "See? I told you that would happen. That's what happened to me when I did that."
You knew that even though he was right, you wouldn't admit it in a million years.

Tons of people are happy to claim that history repeats itself, but what most people fail to realize is that when history does repeat itself, the people who were involved usually learned their lesson and are usually not the ones doing the repeating. They were smart enough to avoid the situation again.

Our government on the other hand, refuses to learn from the history of other countries. The most recent example being Russia.

Here is an interesting article by someone who should know. He, as they say, has 'been there and done that.':

Do me and yourself a favor and go read the two short pages. Very enlightening. If you're like me, you'll come back here steaming at how blatantly obvious the steady stream of fuck-ups coming from D.C. are.

Perhaps it's time to send Reid, Pelosi, Obama, ... Shit. At least half the country back to history class.


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Here You Go

Here's a couple of rather disturbing screen captures. The first is the HHS website on 10/21/09 at 8:18 PM. The second is the form you see once you click the button to tell the President how much you love his new healthcare plan. HHS is the one under the gun for posting the link but this ignores a much bigger question: Who the hell is healthreform.gov?

Welcome to the state-run propaganda machine that is the Obama Administration.

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NEWSFLASH!!!

OBAMA WINS OSCAR!!!

Kudos there, fucknut. It will look good there on the shelf with your Nobel.




Who was it, Jimmah Carter who stated something along the lines of Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign was the best job of acting he had ever done?

Looks like Obamm-bamm picked up a few pointers.

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Liberals' Creedo

Reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator.

Sounds about right.

Link

"They believe Obama is ruthlessly advancing a 'secret agenda' to bankrupt the United States and dramatically expand government control to an extent nothing short of socialism," the analysis said." While these voters are disdainful of a Republican Party they view to have failed in its mission, they overwhelmingly view a successful Obama presidency as the destruction of this country's founding principles and are committed to seeing the president fail."

Here's a story that perfectly describes my views as a conservative.

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Dear Anita Dunn

Perhaps you should check out wiki before you expound the virtues of Mao Zedong:

"Death Toll Median Average Estimates of 14 Sources = 45.75 - 52.5 million people Which include the books: Le Livre Noir du Communism by Stephane Courtois, Hungry Ghosts: Mao's Secret Famine by Jasper Becker, China's Changing Population by Judith Banister, Contemporary Chinese Population by Wang Weizhi, Mao: The Unknown Story by Jung Chang, Victims of Politics by Kurt Glaser, How to Prevent Genocide by John Heidenrich, Mao's China and After by Maurice Meisner, The Human Cost of Communism in China by Robert L. Walker. Along with reports by Agence France Press (1999), Dictionary of 20 Century World History, Guinness Book of World Records, Washington Post (1994), and the Weekly Standard (1997)."

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A Word

Hi all! It's the uuuhhh, Teleprompter of the uuuhhh, United States here. You can uuuhhh, just call me uuuhhh, T.P. for short if you like.

As you can see, I uuuhhh, was just getting out of uuuhhh, the tuuuuhhhb, and thought I'd go ahead and say uuuhhh, hi. So "HI!". uuuhhh.

Wha'duuuhhh think? Nice uuuhhh, tits, eh?

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Obamm-bamm Q&A

These are supposed to be jokes, but they ring more of truth than humor. I saw them somewhere, and now I can't remember where. If they're yours, let me know and credit will be given:

Q:What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!

- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"

- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate

- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

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Government Airlines

[Produced by The Independence Institute]

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Nobel 'Peace' Prize - Recap

I read these over at Gateway Pundit's place:

Top Quotes From This Year's Nobel Peace Prize Winner

Obama on his political opponents:

"They Bring a Knife...We Bring a Gun"

Obama to his supporters:

"Get in Their Faces!"

Obama on ACORN mobs:

"I don't want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I'm angry!"

Obama to his mercenary army:

"Hit Back Twice As Hard"

Obama on the killer Iranian regime murdering their own people in the street:

"The Iranians are having a robust debate."

Obama on defending genocide (2007):

The United States cannot use its military to solve humanitarian problems and that preventing a potential genocide in Iraq isn't a good enough reason to keep U.S. forces there.

Obama justifying killing babies who survive an abortion:

"Essentially adding an additional doctor who then has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is really designed simply to burden the original decision."

Yup. That's a right peaceful feller you fucks gave the prize to.

Nobel

What A Complete Asshole

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Turncoat

Why hide your true colors?

[original image from the Associated Press]

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No Shit

Chavez says Obama did "nothing" to deserve Nobel

Not that this dickhead dictator's opinion means shit, but for once I agree with the asshole.

Obamm-bamm receiving this prize devalues it for anyone else who got it.
Sure, he was elected president, but so were a lot of other people. Breaking the so-called 'race barrier', meh. That was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.
He has no great accomplishments to his credit. Obviously, it don't take much to win one.

Therefore, from here on out, you won a Nobel Peace Prize. Big fucking deal. It's all politcal bullshit. Not an award of merits.


'Toon stolen from P.W.

This pic stolen from Fark:


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Obama Vain Lyin?

Kinda catchy.

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RACISTS!

The International Olympic Committee are a bunch of racists. That's the only reason I can think of for them to go against the will of the narcissistic asshole who currently occupies the White House, and vote against Chicago hosting the Olympics.


(Source: Chicago Tribune)
Either that or they hate Oprah as much as I do.