So That's How It's Done!

Congress raises debt ceiling to $12.4 trillion

Like your average credit card, when you've maxed it out you call them up and get the credit limit raised!

Gee whiz. And all this time I was under the impression that once you reached a limit you were done. That's it. No more credit. Wrong! You simply raise the limit!


I guess that money to pay for the healthcare reform has to come from somewhere:

Senate OKs health care measure, reaching milestone

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So True

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NEWSFLASH!!!

OBAMA WINS OSCAR!!!

Kudos there, fucknut. It will look good there on the shelf with your Nobel.




Who was it, Jimmah Carter who stated something along the lines of Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign was the best job of acting he had ever done?

Looks like Obamm-bamm picked up a few pointers.

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ClunkerFuck

I got this in an email:

Did anyone do the numbers?

I guess I must be on the wrong page...
- A vehicle at 15 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons a year of gasoline.
- A vehicle at 25 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.

So, the average clunker transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. They claim 700,000 vehicles - so that's 224 million gallons per year.

That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil 5 million barrels of oil is about one fourth of one day's US consumption.

And, 5 million barrels of oil costs about $350 million dollars at $75/bbl.

So, we all contributed to spending $3 billion to save $350 million.

How good a deal was that???

I'm sure they'll do a great job with health care though.




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Huh?

Obama approval rating sinks to 50 percent: poll

Still that high, huh? I reckon there's still some work to be done by the rest of us then.



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Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?

So the T.O.T.U.S. said he was going to create jobs. Damned if he didn't too!
Look at all the 'czar' jobs he created!



Here is the list I have dug up so far. Supposedly, we're up to 30 some-odd.
I'm sure there are a few more in the works, but good gawd. It looks like the "Who's Who" of '60s Russia:

1. Border Czar
2. Car Czar
3. Climate Czar
4. Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske
5. Economic Czar
6. Energy czar
7. Faith-based czar
8. Global Warming Czar
9. Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar
10. Government performance czar
11. Great Lakes czar
12. Green jobs czar
13. Health reform czar
14. Mideast peace czar
15. Mideast policy czar
16. Non-proliferation czar
17. Pay czar
18. Regulatory czar Cass Sunstein
19. Stimulus accountability czar
20. Sudan czar
21. TARP czar
22. Technology czar
23. Terrorism czar (I thought they didn't use that word)
24. Urban affairs czar
25. WMD czar

We're going to need a fucking Czar czar to keep track of the czars.
Say that as fast as you can three times without gagging.



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More On ObamaCare

Shove this up your ass and smoke it:

Tobacco smoke enema: Wikipedia

The tobacco smoke enema, an insufflation of tobacco smoke into the rectum by enema, was a medical treatment employed by 18th-century European physicians for resuscitating drowning victims and other purposes.
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The use of smoke enemas in Western medicine began to cease after 1811. In that year, Benjamin Brodie showed through animal experimentation that nicotine, the principal active agent in tobacco smoke, was a cardiac poison prone to stopping the circulation of blood.
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Now, not only do you know where the term "Blow smoke up their ass" came from, but you can actually see it action today from the current administration!




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Org Chart

House Democrats are blocking a Republican mailing critical of Obama Care but, thankfully, we still have an Internet. Here's the organizational chart from the mailing.

[Original PFD source found at rollcall.com]




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Stupid Liberals

Hat tip to Hammer





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New GOP Ad

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Trillion Dollar Man

This was the original title:
Gimme Gimme Gimme
But since I read it on bonzerwolf's blog, "The He" is now dubbed the "Trillion Dollar Man".

Obama wants $12 billion for 2-year colleges

Nice. More taxpayer funded programs for "the less fortunate".

Are these freebies for government leeches ever going to fucking end?


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