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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?

So the T.O.T.U.S. said he was going to create jobs. Damned if he didn't too!
Look at all the 'czar' jobs he created!

Here is the list I have dug up so far. Supposedly, we're up to 30 some-odd.
I'm sure there are a few more in the works, but good gawd. It looks like the "Who's Who" of '60s Russia:
  1. Border Czar
  2. Car Czar
  3. Climate Czar
  4. Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske
  5. Economic Czar
  6. Energy czar
  7. Faith-based czar
  8. Global Warming Czar
  9. Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar
  10. Government performance czar
  11. Great Lakes czar
  12. Green jobs czar
  13. Health reform czar
  14. Mideast peace czar
  15. Mideast policy czar
  16. Non-proliferation czar
  17. Pay czar
  18. Regulatory czar Cass Sunstein
  19. Stimulus accountability czar
  20. Sudan czar
  21. TARP czar
  22. Technology czar
  23. Terrorism czar (I thought they didn't use that word)
  24. Urban affairs czar
  25. WMD czar
We're going to need a fucking Czar czar to keep track of the czars.
Say that as fast as you can three times without gagging.



Obama Nation said...

But but but, they've "saved or created" thousands of jobs!!

And the guy on the right of the picture on the bottom looks like the actor who plays House.

curmudgeon said...

Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what the artist thought the relevance was, unless he's an obamm-bamm supporter too.

Julie's Jewels said...

There are 32 Cars to date.
And counting.

curmudgeon said...

I wonder how many more we'll get by year's end? Maybe we should start a pool!