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Friday, April 03, 2009

Just So You Know

Once again, paranoid gun grabbers are trying to take away rights:
H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009
And here's a bunch more detail from Snopes:
In a nutshell, the Blair Holt bill would:

* Prohibit possession of any handguns or any semiautomatic firearms that can accept detachable ammunition-feeding devices (excluding antiques) by anyone who has not been issued a firearm license.

* Require all sales of those types of firearms to go through licensed dealers.

* Direct the Attorney General to establish and run a federal record-of-sale system.

* Require the possessors of firearms to secure them (by secure gun storage or safety devices) when they are kept in locales where children might be capable of gaining access to those firearms.

In order to be issued a firearm license under the provisions of the Blair Holt legislation, applicants would be required to submit the following information to the Attorney General:

1. a current, passport-sized photograph of the applicant that provides a clear, accurate likeness of the applicant

2. the name, address, and date and place of birth of the applicant

3. any other name that the applicant has ever used or by which the applicant has ever been known

4. a clear thumb print of the applicant, which shall be made when, and in the presence of the entity to whom, the application is submitted

5. with respect to each category of person prohibited by Federal law, or by the law of the State of residence of the applicant, from obtaining a firearm, a statement that the individual is not a person prohibited from obtaining a firearm

6. a certification by the applicant that the applicant will keep any firearm owned by the applicant safely stored and out of the possession of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

7. a certificate attesting to the completion at the time of application of a written firearms examination, which shall test the knowledge and ability of the applicant regarding:

* the safe storage of firearms, particularly in the vicinity of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

* the safe handling of firearms

* the use of firearms in the home and the risks associated with such use

* the legal responsibilities of firearms owners, including Federal, State, and local laws relating to requirements for the possession and storage of firearms, and relating to reporting requirements with respect to firearms

* any other subjects, as the Attorney General determines to be appropriate

8. an authorization by the applicant to release to the Attorney General or an authorized representative of the Attorney General any mental health records pertaining to the applicant

9. the date on which the application was submitted

10. the signature of the applicant
I'm sure the bad guys who stole their guns are going to line up to get their firearms license too, right?



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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Good Gawd Y'all

The interwebs, television, radio, the whole world in fact - is all abuzz about the totally blasphemous move by Michelle horseface-Jackie-O-wanna-be-bitch Obama. (Name-calling is childish, I know. Fuck off).
Well, so what? She has about as much of a clue as her stupid fucking husband. What else would anyone expect out of her? Courtesy? Protocol? Class? Nuh-uh. Not from her. Not from either of them. And here's the reason why.
So far, it seems they haven't been smart enough to hire anyone anyone who isn't a criminal or tax evader, so why do you think they would ever hire anyone decent enough to instruct them the slightest bit on protocol during that long flight overseas?

They must have forgotten to fill that position.

And I ain't even touching the bullshit about the iPod he gave the queen with her own pictures and his speeches on it.



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This Needs To Go Viral


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Thanks to Jim at parkwayreststop.com

YES WE CAN!!!

Congress passes service bill

... WORK FOR OUR GOVERNMENT! FOR FREE!

Fucking fucknut.



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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Good Luck

BORN IN THE USA?
Citizen grand jury indicts Obama
Groups in 20 more states reviewing eligibility claims

Posted: March 31, 2009
8:35 pm Eastern

By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

President Obama has been named in dozens of civil lawsuits alleging he is not eligible to be president, with one man even filing a criminal complaint alleging the commander-in-chief is a fraud, and now a citizen grand jury in Georgia has indicted the sitting president.

The indictment delivered to state and federal prosecutors yesterday is one of the developments in the dispute over Obama's eligibility to be president under the U.S. Constitution's requirement that presidents be "natural born" citizens.

Orly Taitz, a California attorney working on several of the civil actions, also announced she has filed another Quo Warranto case in the District of Columbia, where, she told WND, the statutes acknowledge that procedure.

The Quo Warranto claim essentially calls on Obama to explain by what authority he has assumed the power of the presidency.

[...]

See, these folks are going to go and get my hopes all up, and next thing you know, they turn up missing.
It's a dangerous game they're playing, but I do 'hope' there is a 'change' in the White House.




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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I Got An Offer You Can't Refuse

Beyond AIG: A bill to let Big Government set your salary

Well, as Sherlock's faithful sidekick 'Mr. Watson' would say, "No shit!"

I learned this little fact of life when I was oh, 8 - maybe 10 years old: When you borrow money from someone, they own your ass. Be it a bank, your brother, the dude with the slicked back hair and expressionless gaze behind the sunglasses, or of course, the gummint.

Capitalism as we know it has seen better days here in the Socialist States of America. Uncle Sam will soon tell us our worth as an employee.





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Monday, March 30, 2009

Yup, New Name, Same Place

This used to be the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog.

Now don't get me wrong, Hitlary still is an idiot. But since she's been reigned in as a contender - at least for now, she isn't as dangerous as the president is. So on this blog, I'll concentrate on him instead.

Below are a couple posts I copied over here to get things rolling.

Quote of the Day

"Buck Farack"
BWAAAAHHH!!!!




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Go Figger

U.S. Seeks Expanded Power in Seizing Firms
Even though I'm too lazy to link to it, trust me when I say that I mentioned this scenario oh, a month or so ago.

This is only the beginning of the Socialist Sates of America. The only way it will change is if 'We, the people' change it.
But then, there are too many people comfortable licking the hand that feeds them. Obviously, or that fucking assh'O'le would never have gotten elected.




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The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:
A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.
Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:


The Obama dildo




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Friday, June 20, 2008

Sweet

Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together

How does that go? Socialists of a feather...




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Thursday, June 05, 2008

WOOHOO!!!!!


Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.



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Thursday, May 15, 2008

BWAH!!!



Good gawd. I'll definitely be glad when this festering, puss-filled cyst of a politician finally just says "Fuck it. It's over."



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Saturday, May 10, 2008

A Funny

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon apiece.'


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Just Fucking Give Up, Would You?



Nothing like buying your way:
Clinton gives herself a loan and vows to fight on
At least her ass is dragging from the last two primaries.

It still makes me wonder who she would connive into being her Veep.

Monday, April 28, 2008

A Funny

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me

The crooked bitch hired a traitor as a consultant:
Un-Fucking-Believable

But then again, maybe it isn't all that far fetched. Honor among thieves and all.

But...anyone stupid - yes, I said Stupid - enough to vote for this bitch deserves exactly what would get. Sad part is though, by virtue of her being elected, everyone who didn't vote for her is still subject to her stupidity.



Tip o' the lid to Jimbo.




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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Yeah, This Is A Fine Candidate

Friday, August 24, 2007

Ugh

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Warren Buffet Can Go Fuck Himself

Buffett helps raise $1 million for Clinton in N.Y.

Yes, and so was Robin hood.

How do the democrats manage to take better care of the 'less fortunate'?
Taxes my friend. Taxes.

Take money from them that have, and give it to them that have not.
Socialism at its finest. Is that what you want?