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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Two Things

First, about the killing of three pirates to save and American boat captain: Let's give credit where credit is do. The Emperor was the one who, as commander in chief, is responsible for the method and outcome of the situation. He did good and deserves a pat on the back.

Secondly, rumor control is reporting that there might be some libtards at the tea parties tomorrow. This is fine. Even if they are misguided loud-mouthed idiots with no concept of reality, they are still Americans and have the right to peaceably assemble to solicit the government. I plan on ignoring them in the same way I would ignore a barking dog.

Will post pics of the rally tomorrow night.