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Thursday, May 27, 2010

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Fixing oil disaster my responsibility, Obama says
I'm sure that once BP gets the leak plugged 'His Assholedness' will claim it was all due to his persistence and pressure.

Hell, he'll probably make it clear how it was his own damn finger - that one there, the one he's holding aloft - which was used to plug the leak.