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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Updating the Lexicon


Let's do this and see if it sticks. Instead using the word "ass" use "Obama" unless it's meant in a good way.

Examples:

Don't be an ass = Don't be an Obama

You are a pain in the ass = You are a pain in my Obama

If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards = If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its Obama and make it walk backwards

Exceptions:

She has a really nice ass = She has a really nice ass

4 comments:

tha malcontent said...

I find that that communism and progressivism are virtually the same thing, nothing is different except the name. And that's changed to make it misleading.
Lets not fool ourselves for one moment.
Communism has a negative ring to it. But yes it's the same, the progressives are just communists under cover. Like putting a Groucho Marx nose and glasses on Karl Marx.

As far as Ass's go, my choice is Michelle Obama, her's is hard to beat. Size does matter.

curmudgeon said...

Well, she's an ass too. ;)

The Munz said...

I wish I could, But I already use the word Obama as a replacement.

IE:

Careful .. you almost stepped in that big steaming pile of Obama left by that dog.

or

Excuse me, I have to visit the mens room and take a healthy Obama.

curmudgeon said...

That works just fine!