About Liberal Racism

No Doubt

Via email:

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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Duh

Majority of Americans lack faith in Obama: poll

Well, no shit.

Slowly but surely, the people who voted for the asshole are waking up. The hangover is a nasty one, and they're realizing just how ugly that bitch they bedded really is.

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JOIN THESE ARTISTS ARIZONA IN THE BOYCOTT OF ARIZONA THESE ARTISTS!

Fuck you, you fucking attention whores:

Artist Boycotting SB 1070

Feel free to go read the list but from what I saw - other than a very small handful of well-knowns, they were:
A- Punk-ass college/indie wanna-bes [Grow the fuck up and get a job]
B- Rappers [Fuck off, you suck]
C- Anti-American Mexican [Don't like it? Leave or get papers]


via: It's a secret

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Relax

I hear obamm-bamm's taking another vacation.
Well, good. He deserves it. Now that he has everyone back to work, universal health care taken care of, taxes lowered, peace in the middle east and the gulf oil leak plugged. He needs to rest up a bit.
The good part is it's harder for him to do more damage for a few days while he's vacationing. Any chance he's vacationing in the gulf?

Didn't think so.

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No Shit

Fucking great:

Obama as campaigner in chief in Missouri, Nevada

That fucknut is coming to Las Vegas yet again. And once again, he is going to be trying to get the other fucking asshole Harry Reid re-elected.

The best part of course is he's landing around 5 pm. He'll have shit fucked up for hours right during the middle of rush hour, during the hottest part of the day.

Any chance Air Force One use those cheap-ass Bridgestones Ford used to put on Explorers?

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First Wave

Link to full text.

In just six months, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011:

First Wave: Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief

In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011:

Personal income tax rates will rise. The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates. The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:

- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%

Higher taxes on marriage and family. The “marriage penalty” (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income. The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child. The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level. The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut.

The return of the Death Tax. This year, there is no death tax. For those dying on or after January 1 2011, there is a 55 percent top death tax rate on estates over $1 million. A person leaving behind two homes and a retirement account could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones.

Higher tax rates on savers and investors. The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011. The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011. These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013.

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Wait, What?

What's this:

House approves money for Afghan surge

I thought the plan was to bring the troops home. Don't tell me the asshole-in-chief is full of shit!

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Of Jobs And Payroll

So I guess now that the census is all but completed, all those jobs that were 'created' by our fearless leaders a few months ago are gone. Poof. Vanished, like a fart in a whirlwind.

The numbers were bragged on when they were created, but now that they're going away? Funny how I don't see that mentioned.

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Excuse Me But....

How is the new tanning tax NOT racist?