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Monday, July 19, 2010

No Doubt

Via email:
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?

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