Why It's Not His Fault - Updated

Obviously, shit ain't gettin' no better. It's getting worse.
But it's not O-Asshole's fault, just ask him.

Step 1: Blame Bush. YES WE CAN!
Step 2: If step 1 fails, blame republican resistance to CHANGE!

Yeah, maybe bush was a moron. But like I said, shit ain't gettin' no better and democrats have had control of congress for how long now?

I've been seeing political ads for months already. The bulk of which is Harry Reid (D-umbshit NV) vs Sharon Angle - who is his republican competition. However, Labor Day weekend is pretty much the starting gun of the election season. They are indeed off and running. Pardon the pun.

I can hardly fucking wait. I'm guessing the 'Mute' button on the remote will be worn down to but a nub come November.

Update: I saw this 'toon on some random blog (sorry, I would give credit if I remembered where) and thought it most appropriate:

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No Doubt

Via email:

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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Just What The Country Needs

As they say, "It's started already:"

AT&T to Book $1 Billion Cost on Health-Care Reform

Monetary losses by corporations, layoffs, cutbacks of benefits, ..., you name it. Obama-care is going to cost companies and people money. A lot of it.

A double whammy as I see it. Companies will cut back, which means more layoffs, which means more unemployment, which means more burden on unemployment benefits, which means more burden on the taxpayer, on top of the increase in insurance rates already coming down the pike.

Like trying to fuck your way to virginity, you can't spend your way to prosperity. But the gummint is sure as hell trying.

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What A Dude

So let's see here. We have a prez who has ..., what exactly?

Well, to start with he has guaranteed the country will pay more in taxes, while giving untold amounts away to big corporations to try and save the economy. In other words, he has been trying to fuck his way to virginity.
He has raised the hope of "po' folk" and illegal aliens around the country with more welfare and free medical care all the while raising the hair of people who actually work for a living.

This is our leader.

As for his status as a world leader, he has been basically laughed at by China, scoffed at in Denmark, and scuttled by the International Olympic Committee.
As a world leader, he isn't. He's a joke.

So far, he has failed to shove Obamacare and energy bills up our asses, and his party of demo-socialists failed to maintain their 'control' of the senate.

That "Breath of fresh air" obamm-bamm fans were looking for is turning out to be nothing more than a paper bag full of hot air.

At least now, with the election in Massachusetts, there is "Hope" for some "Change".




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No Shot For You!

This is too gawddam important. The word needs to spread. And even though I am but a tiny zit on the ass of the blog world, my blog voice shall utter these uh, ... utterances:

HHS would become federal giant under Senate plan

And on and on...

See, one of the things the fuckheads in the senate are trying to do here is not necessarily implement any real changes, but rather not implement any changes, then endow the power upon yet another fucking czar granting them unlimited authority by virtue of congressional approval.

So yes. Taxes will increase for everyone. And I mean every-fucking-one, not just "The Rich™". We'll see it in higher prices for goods and services even if it isn't a particular line item on the pay stub.
Rates will increase for already already covered individuals, while coverage will decrease.
Uninsured will have minimal coverage, but their lifestyle as well as medical treatments will be dictated by the Death Czar.

This fucked up shit is being steamrolled up our asses by politicians who have more interest in furthering their careers than they do in their constituents desires and everyone is going to pay dearly.





x-post on the other blog

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From The 'No Shit' Files

Duh:

AARP puts 'political self-interests' above members

No surprise that. Oldsters have been dropping like flies since the bogus "Town Hall" meetings. 
Gee. Ya' think?

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World Series

Why would I be making a post about the World Series here? Easy. Because the T.O.T.U.S. called the Yanks after the game to congratulate them on being the 'Grand Champions of the Entire Universe!!!'.
Well, he may not have said that, but I'm sure it was implied.

Actually, I'm guessing the main reason he called was to have the Yankees not be so selfish and share their title.

Love Him, Or Else

[via hotair.com]

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Question

Is there anyone out there who remembers all the shit the Bush administration was getting any time he wanted to spend some money, what with his budget deficit up around 400 billion dollars or so?

Why ain't those same loud-mouthed cocksuckers around now when the fuckhead-in-chief's deficit is reaching astronomical levels?

No explanation necessary. I already know the answer.




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Silence Is Golden

CURL: Biden fills vacationing Obama's void

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Mr. Obama, his poll numbers plummeting after a long August recess, has all but dropped out of sight, except for his appearances at the services for Sen. Edward M. Kennedy. In Martha's Vineyard last week, he kept reporters far away as he played golf on Monday, and Tuesday, and Thursday and Friday.
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You know, I was thinking to myself that I hadn't heard any magnanimous lies lately coming from the White House. I guess that is why.

On the good side though if obamm-bamm isn't talking he isn't lying.






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ZHU VEEL OBEY ME!

The nerve of these fucktards is stupendous. The gall is magnanimous.

Obama’s Threat to Bypass Republicans on Health May Be ‘No Win’

Democrats in the senate can't have it their way and win the hearts of the American people with their obama-care bill, so what do they do? Well, the answer isn't change the into something which will satisfy or even for fuck's sake, merely appease republicans! No, they would rather just cheat the system and ram the bill up our asses.

These crooked motherfuckers are making a mockery of our lawmaking process and yet are continuously allowed to get away with it. Why? Because no one in any sort of public position (media, public service) dares take them on for fear of retaliation in the form of audits, being tagged as a racist, or a crackpot.

These people are someday going to go down hard. And I for one can hardly wait to see it.








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