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Thursday, May 27, 2010

In Related News

Fixing oil disaster my responsibility, Obama says
I'm sure that once BP gets the leak plugged 'His Assholedness' will claim it was all due to his persistence and pressure.

Hell, he'll probably make it clear how it was his own damn finger - that one there, the one he's holding aloft - which was used to plug the leak.

It's Come to This

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

From The "I Didn't Make This Shit Up" Department

With one minor change on a caption:

Monday, May 24, 2010

Zoom! Whish! Ouch!

An oldie but goodie, now with the current administration's graphics!

Thanks to RKF.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

More Truth Than Bullshit

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one.." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Updating the Lexicon

Let's do this and see if it sticks. Instead using the word "ass" use "Obama" unless it's meant in a good way.


Don't be an ass = Don't be an Obama

You are a pain in the ass = You are a pain in my Obama

If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards = If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its Obama and make it walk backwards


She has a really nice ass = She has a really nice ass

Thursday, May 13, 2010

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,"

"The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."

Well, he asked for it, and we got it. The wretched refuse.  Why?  Evidently because we owe it to them:

Nevadans support illegal immigration crackdown

Damn right.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Yet Another Boot Licker

Reid Defends Kagan, Says She Has 'Fresh Ideas'
'Fresh ideas'? Uh, sure. Just like a rapist has ideas that 'No' means 'Yes'.

"Real world recently"? And where was she before that? Third star on the right and straight on 'til morning?

That Reid and Obamm-bamm support her is all the proof I need that she will be detrimental to the country and the constitution.

Yup, 'more of the same'.

Monday, May 10, 2010

A Short Quiz

Q: Why is it that the Obamunist does not want to visit Arizona?


If only...

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Full of Win

Via a Fark thread:

How come you don't have a problem with Obama's best buddies, who actually DO hate the country and some of who actually HAVE committed violent acts of treason, hmmm?

What 'treason' has the Tea Party done outside of your own fantasies?

We've got muslim snipers, muslim cop-killers, muslim's rampaging on army bases, muslims blowing up airlines, muslims attempting to blow up airlines, multiple muslim bomb plots (and actually bomb-plantings) in NYC and other cities and all you stupid liberal f*cks can do is point your finger at grandma holding her Tea Party signs.

You're f*cking pathetic. No one's believing your f*cked up sh*t anymore...