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Showing posts with label Schadenfreude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Schadenfreude. Show all posts

Monday, December 28, 2009

Stupid Cunt

Napolitano On Failed Terror Attempt: "The System Worked"


Now granted, she did later admit the airport security system failed, but what exactly the fuck was she thinking when she made the original statement?
The dude was able to get bomb fixin's on airplanes passing through security checkpoints in two different airports. Yeah. The system worked real swell, dint it.

After the asshole bomber failed to make his homemade piece of shit blow up, one of the passengers tackled his ass and restrained him long enough for others to chime in and help.

Was this just another "It's all Bush's fault Not my fault" moment or is she just that stupid to spout off before she knows the facts?

Doin' a heck of a job there, Nappy.


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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Makes Me Wonder

I'd like to pose a question to the self-righteous fucktards 'representing' us, our senators. They obviously don't represent us since they're ramrodding shit through the White House against popular opinion, but I digress.
This is a question about ObamaReidKennedyCare.

Let's say "Hoover" the crack whore gets knocked up and now wants an abortion.
She has been a regular user of all sorts of chemicals for years, including booze, illicit narcotics, and Salem Menthols. The odds that this woman will calf out any semblance of a normal, healthy child are what, the same as Obamm-bamm sucking Dubya's dick?

If by chance that kid does make it full term without ending up in the toilet first, it will probably come out as some brain-dead, deformed mass of flesh that has absolutely no chance of self-sufficiency let alone survival, for more than a few days or maybe even a few minutes.

The bitch is on welfare, has been for years, so she damn well doesn't have any private insurance, nor will she, so she will be one of the many "poor, unemployed, helpless, downtrodden, held back by The Man, blah blah blah" enrollees of ObamaReidKennedyCare.

So my question is, would it be so bad or wrong for ObamaReidKennedyCare to pay for Hoover's abortion? Should they just deny it and let her give birth to another senator?





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Monday, July 27, 2009

Quote of the Day

Stoled from Delftsman3

Quote of the Day

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY
"It took President Obama six months to pick a dog for the White House, but he wants Congress to pass a massive health care reform bill in two weeks! This is insane."--Andrea Lafferty, Executive Director of Traditional Family Coalition
You can probably guess how giddy I am that this asshole's world is turning to shit right in front of his eyes.

The massive bailouts he pulled out of his ass ain't working like he planned, his 'cap and tax' energy bill got tripped up and has stagnated, and turns out the democratic majority ass lickers ain't all that happy with the his health 'plan' either. It must be shit if they don't even want to sign up for it.
On top of all that, the way racism was downplayed during his campaigning and the elections, he shows his hitherto suppressed racist ass over the Gate's arrest deal.

I am fucking loving it! It's always good to see a salesman's cheap suit fall apart at the seams.



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