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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Poll This

United Press International - NewsTrack - Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush fizzle in poll:

Pretty much tops out my list too. Not that polls are any more useful than the hind teat on a bull.

But Jeb Bush? Come on now. The only way he would win is if we all used Florida's voting machines.

Gore? Meh. He's gone off the deep end. He would have quite a struggle with anyone who didn't have one hand wrapped around a bong and the other around a granola bar.

McCain can kiss my ass. He's almost as scary as Hillary.

Giuliani? I can't say I know anyhting about him other than he happens to have an Italian name ending with a vowel.