Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?

So the T.O.T.U.S. said he was going to create jobs. Damned if he didn't too!
Look at all the 'czar' jobs he created!



Here is the list I have dug up so far. Supposedly, we're up to 30 some-odd.
I'm sure there are a few more in the works, but good gawd. It looks like the "Who's Who" of '60s Russia:

1. Border Czar
2. Car Czar
3. Climate Czar
4. Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske
5. Economic Czar
6. Energy czar
7. Faith-based czar
8. Global Warming Czar
9. Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar
10. Government performance czar
11. Great Lakes czar
12. Green jobs czar
13. Health reform czar
14. Mideast peace czar
15. Mideast policy czar
16. Non-proliferation czar
17. Pay czar
18. Regulatory czar Cass Sunstein
19. Stimulus accountability czar
20. Sudan czar
21. TARP czar
22. Technology czar
23. Terrorism czar (I thought they didn't use that word)
24. Urban affairs czar
25. WMD czar

We're going to need a fucking Czar czar to keep track of the czars.
Say that as fast as you can three times without gagging.



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Excellent Retort

I got this in an email, but it hails from DogByte6RER at FreeRepublic. I fucking LOVE it!:

Don't know if you saw the article last week about Barbara Boxer admonishing a Brigadier General because he addressed her as Ma'am and not Senator before a Senate hearing. Anyway this is a letter from a Guard Aviator and Captain for Alaska Air Lines. He hits the nail directly on the head. Maybe we all should send a copy of this letter to the SENATOR

Babs:

You were so right on when you scolded the general on TV for using the term, "ma'am," instead of "Senator."

After all, in the military, "ma'am" is a term of respect when addressing a female of superior rank or position.

The general was totally wrong. You are not a person of superior rank or position. You are a member of one of the world's most corrupt organizations, the U.S.Senate, equaled only by the U.S.House of Representatives.

Congress is a cesspool of liars, thieves, inside traders, traitors, drunks (one who killed a staffer, yet is still revered), criminals, and other low level swine who, as individuals (not all, but many), will do anything to enhance their lives, fortunes and power, all at the expense of the People of the United States and its Constitution, in order to be continually re-elected. Many democrats even want American troops killed by releasing photographs. How many of you could honestly say, "We pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor"? None? One? Two?

Your reaction to the general shows several things. First is your abysmal ignorance of all things military. Your treatment of the general shows you to be an elitist of the worst kind. When the general entered the military (as most of us who served) he wrote the government a blank check, offering his life to protect your derriere now safely and comfortably ensconced in a 20 thousand dollar leather chair, paid for by the general's taxes. You repaid him for this by humiliating him in front of millions.

Second, your puerile character, lack of sophistication, and arrogance borders on the hubristic. This display of brattish behavior shows you to be a virago, termagant, harridan, nag, scold or shrew, unfit for your position, regardless of the support of the unwashed, uneducated masses who have made California into the laughing stock of the nation.

What I am writing, Senator, are the same thoughts countless millions of Americans have toward Congress, but who lack the energy, ability or time to convey them. Under the democrats, some don't even have the 44 cents to buy the stamp. Regardless of their thoughts, most realize politicians are pretty much the same, and will vote for the one who will bring home the most bacon, even if they do consider how corrupt that person is.

Lord Acton (1834 - 1902) so aptly charged, "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Unbeknownst to you and your colleagues, Mr. Power has had his way with all of you, and we are all the worse for it.


Finally Senator, I, too, have a title. It is "Right Wing Extremist Potential Terrorist Threat." It is not of my choosing, but was given to me by your Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano.

And you were offended by "ma'am"?

Have a day. Cheers!

Jim Hill
16808 - 103rd Avenue Court East
South Hill , WA 98375

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Headline De Jour

Yes, yes and more yes.



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More On ObamaCare

Shove this up your ass and smoke it:

Tobacco smoke enema: Wikipedia

The tobacco smoke enema, an insufflation of tobacco smoke into the rectum by enema, was a medical treatment employed by 18th-century European physicians for resuscitating drowning victims and other purposes.
[...]

The use of smoke enemas in Western medicine began to cease after 1811. In that year, Benjamin Brodie showed through animal experimentation that nicotine, the principal active agent in tobacco smoke, was a cardiac poison prone to stopping the circulation of blood.
[...]

Now, not only do you know where the term "Blow smoke up their ass" came from, but you can actually see it action today from the current administration!




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Public Service Announcement

This image isn't mine, but it is most truthful:

BARACK OBAMA: "We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America."

The fucker is doing it too.

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE!!! This is NOT the kind of change we need!


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Quote of the Day

Stoled from Delftsman3

Quote of the Day

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY
"It took President Obama six months to pick a dog for the White House, but he wants Congress to pass a massive health care reform bill in two weeks! This is insane."--Andrea Lafferty, Executive Director of Traditional Family Coalition

You can probably guess how giddy I am that this asshole's world is turning to shit right in front of his eyes.

The massive bailouts he pulled out of his ass ain't working like he planned, his 'cap and tax' energy bill got tripped up and has stagnated, and turns out the democratic majority ass lickers ain't all that happy with the his health 'plan' either. It must be shit if they don't even want to sign up for it.
On top of all that, the way racism was downplayed during his campaigning and the elections, he shows his hitherto suppressed racist ass over the Gate's arrest deal.

I am fucking loving it! It's always good to see a salesman's cheap suit fall apart at the seams.



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Stay Classy Professor

Snippet from Professor Gates (head of Harvard's W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research) arrest report via Foxnew.com.





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Org Chart

House Democrats are blocking a Republican mailing critical of Obama Care but, thankfully, we still have an Internet. Here's the organizational chart from the mailing.

[Original PFD source found at rollcall.com]




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From Town Hall

Worth repeating...



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Bend Over! It's ObamaCare!

Brought to you via Curmudgeonly and Skeptical, we have twitters (twitterings? tweets? twits?) (whatever the fuck it's called) by a feller named Peter Fleckstein. He goes by Fleckman on twitter.
Even though our senators - the people who are supposedly representing us - don't have time to read the proposed health care bill, somehow Fleckman does have the time.

Do yourself a favor and go read through his 'notes'. If you have any affiliation with health care, be afraid. Be very afraid.

The reality of the whole government run health care scenario to me seems rather obvious from the get-go. But I don't think people really believe the government could or would actually dictate this stringent of a set of rules. I think these same people are also in for a big fucking shock.

Hospitals will be told what (to treat), where (which facility), when (until you're no longer getting better), who (which patients) and how (which procedures) to treat patients.
Doctors will be told what tests they can order, what treatments they will get paid for, and how much of a salary they will make. Gee. What's your incentive to work 12-16 hour days and be on call 24-7-365 now?
Medical and life insurance companies, HMO's, all that shit will go away too. They won't be needed. You get the picture.

You'll call a government representative/consultant for an ailment you may have. If you're lucky, this person will have medical background rather than a predefined script tree to read from when determining your ailment and the seriousness of it.
Then they will tell which doctor you can see, or which hospital you go to. The one closest to you is too busy right now so you'll have to go to the one in the next county and so on.

Let's do some play acting here. let's call the government run health system and see if we can get some treatment:

ObamaCare Specialist:"Good afternoon. Thank you for calling ObamaCare. What city please? "

Curmudgeon:"_____________ Nevada."

ObamaCare Specialist:"One moment please..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"This call may be monitored for future customer service relations issues or improvements. Please state your name, social security number, full street address including city, state and zip code, your date of birth, mother's maiden name, bank name, address, phone number and account number."

Curmudgeon:"What the hell? My bank information? Why?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, we can't help you until we know we can automatically withdraw the co-pay. Now please state your name, social security number, full street address including city, state and zip code, your date of birth, mother's maiden name, bank name, address, phone number and account number. Speak slowly and clearly please."

Curmudgeon:"My name is ... adrresss... Social is ... etc."
Curmudgeon:"Now I cut my arm and I'm bleeding pretty good. Can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"One moment sir. I need to verify the information you have provided. ..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Thank you for waiting sir. Now what is the service you desire?"

Curmudgeon:"Like I sadi, I cut my arm and I'm bleeding pretty good. Can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"Mmm-hmmm. I see. Is there any pain involved?"

Curmudgeon:"Yes! There's friggin' pain! I cut it bad!"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Uh, sir, please speak slowly and clearly. This call may be monitored for future customer service relations."

Curmudgeon:"Yes - there - is - pain, I - cut - my - friggin' - arm - and - I'm - bleeding. Can - you - send - an - ambulance?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"And do you have any weakness, nausea, shortness of breath?"

Curmudgeon:"Not yet, but I'm sure I will. Now can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, are you unable to drive?"

Curmudgeon:"I suppose I could steer with my feet, ..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"There's no reason to be that way sir. We're only trying to help."

Curmudgeon:"Yes, I'm unable, uh, no - I can't drive."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Is there anyone you can get to drive you? A family member, neighbor, ..."

Curmudgeon:"No. No family. The neighbor is at work. The other neighbors I don't know."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir. This country is nothing more than a village. You should really get to know your neighbors for times like these. "

Curmudgeon:"Uh. Maybe later. Right now, I have no one to drive me."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay sir. I'll send the ambulance. One moment please..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay, I have two ambulance windows available. Either between 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. this evening or between 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. tomorrow morning. Which would you prefer?"

Curmudgeon:"Are you shitting me?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"I'm sorry sir, those are the first available time slots. Which would you prefer?"

Curmudgeon:"Maybe I can get my cousin Bob to drive me. It will take him about an hour and a half to get here though, can you tell me where the closest hospital is?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Yes sir. One moment please... "

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay sir, the closest hospital is St. Rose, located at 1234 South _____ street. The major cross streets are Elm and Main. But they have reached their allocation of patients for this week so you will not be able to go there. You will have to go to Lake Mead hospital. It is located... "

Curmudgeon:"I know where Lake Mead hospital is. But are you friggin' kidding? St. Rose is full?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"No, sir. They have met the maximum number of admissions as mandated by ObamaCare and can accept no more G-6.1.b sub 3 patients."

Curmudgeon:"G-6 dot one six - huh?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"G-6.1.b sub 3 are non-life threatening emergency patients, sir."

Curmudgeon:"And if I gawd-dam bleed to death? What is that?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, I will not listen to profanity. Thank you and have a good day."

Curmudgeon:"WAIT! I'm sorry. I'm just worried here. My arm is bleeding, my pants are soaked in blood, the dog is licking the floor, I'm feeling faint, and you're telling I need to drive in rush hour traffic for nearly an hour, to a hospital clear across town when there are rooms available at the hospital a ten minute drive from my house? "

ObamaCare Specialist:"Yes sir. There is a nurse and physician shortage. Nurses are only allowed to be responsible for so many patients, so when that limit is reached, we must divert patients to other hospitals."

Fast forward to being admitted after all the indigents, welfare moms and illegal aliens, whereupon there are no (as the government already determined) unnecessary treatments, tests, ...
The underpaid and understaffed doctors are too busy to spend any time with any one patient, so any other questions you may have will go unanswered.
The short-staffed nurses are getting paid a shitty salary and know they won't be replaced because of the shortage, so they aren't too terribly interested in bedside manner or going out of their way on your account.

Now why would I think they're getting paid a shitty salary? Well, you have to manage salaries in order to manage costs.

I'm sorry. I can't find one good thing in the whole setup. And I think I could go on for hours here. So I'll give up.



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Stupid Liberals

Hat tip to Hammer





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From The 'No Shit' Files

Op-Ed: Dems’ health plan will increase costs for families, small businesses

Of course, those who don't pay taxes don't have to worry about it. I, on the other hand, do worry about it.



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New GOP Ad

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Wing Nut

“Well, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, I’m telling you.” -- cbsnews.com




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Odd

It seems to me the liberal media has been very quiet as of late regarding the death toll of the raghead wars. In fact, they've hardly mentioned a death count since, oh, about January 20th.

July equals deadliest month of Afghan war

"It's all Bush's fault" in 3, 2, 1...



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Trillion Dollar Man

This was the original title:
Gimme Gimme Gimme
But since I read it on bonzerwolf's blog, "The He" is now dubbed the "Trillion Dollar Man".

Obama wants $12 billion for 2-year colleges

Nice. More taxpayer funded programs for "the less fortunate".

Are these freebies for government leeches ever going to fucking end?


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Good Job Assholes!

By MARTIN CRUTSINGER, AP Economics Writer Martin Crutsinger, Ap Economics Writer

WASHINGTON — The federal deficit has topped $1 trillion for the first time ever and could grow to nearly $2 trillion by this fall, intensifying fears about higher interest rates, inflation and the strength of the dollar.

The deficit has been widened by the huge sum the government has spent to ease the recession, combined with a sharp decline in tax revenues. The cost of wars in Iraq and Afghanistan also is a major factor.

The wars? Money for the war effort wasn't a big issue 6 months ago so let's not try to blame Bush again. OK?



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Democrap Party

It's been a while since I posted this:

Look! You can see Barack's head coming out!


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Busted

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Oh, Come Fucking On!

Headline: 565K new jobless claims, lowest level since Jan.

Now that's a tough sell isn't it? How the fuck can anyone spin this as a positive statistic?

The stimulus plan must be working!


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I Know This One!

The correct answer is: The crazy bitch from California!

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Excuse me?

It had to happen sooner or later: Al Gore Godwins Global Warming™


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Cartoon

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Ain't It The Truth

Via email:

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!
Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.

Wanna play? No???
Too bad, you're already playing...

And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

Right-Click, View Image. NOW!

Thanks Patricia!

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Good For The Goose

“You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers dime.” - T.O.T.U.S.

But if you're Ten Beers, you can take a trip to London. With your daughters. On the taxpayer's dime.

Capital day out as Michelle Obama and her daughters enjoy London

Meanwhile, millions of Americans have lost their jobs and won’t be able to take their family on a vacation. Despite their circumstances they’ll still be expected to fork over the tax dollars to pay for this trip!

How much ya' reckon this little trip cost the taxpayers?:

White House Won’t Reveal How Much Michelle Obama’s European Vacation Cost Taxpayers

Nice. Glad I could grub stake your vacation you ugly fucking stupid bitch.

So they're not saying how much it cost us.
Well, consider this:

Michelle Obama's UC Merced visit cost school $1M

That trip cost One Million Fucking Dollars.
I suspect the London trip cost us a bit more than that.


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Congratulations!

[Author unknown]





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Californication

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