Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?

So the T.O.T.U.S. said he was going to create jobs. Damned if he didn't too!
Look at all the 'czar' jobs he created!



Here is the list I have dug up so far. Supposedly, we're up to 30 some-odd.
I'm sure there are a few more in the works, but good gawd. It looks like the "Who's Who" of '60s Russia:

1. Border Czar
2. Car Czar
3. Climate Czar
4. Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske
5. Economic Czar
6. Energy czar
7. Faith-based czar
8. Global Warming Czar
9. Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar
10. Government performance czar
11. Great Lakes czar
12. Green jobs czar
13. Health reform czar
14. Mideast peace czar
15. Mideast policy czar
16. Non-proliferation czar
17. Pay czar
18. Regulatory czar Cass Sunstein
19. Stimulus accountability czar
20. Sudan czar
21. TARP czar
22. Technology czar
23. Terrorism czar (I thought they didn't use that word)
24. Urban affairs czar
25. WMD czar

We're going to need a fucking Czar czar to keep track of the czars.
Say that as fast as you can three times without gagging.



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