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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Conservative Purity Test



For the record, this registered voter agrees 100% with this directive.

(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;
(2) We support market-based health-care reform and oppose Obama-style government-run health care;
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;
(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;
(8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health-care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership; and be further

RESOLVED, that a candidate who disagrees with three or more of the above stated public-policy positions of the Republican National Committee, as identified by the voting record, public statements and/or signed questionnaire of the candidate, shall not be eligible for financial support and endorsement by the Republican National Committee.



Climategate


Enjoy!




Interesting

How Yahoo news has these two pictures side by side:




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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Fuck You Both

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Mary Landrieu





Thursday, November 19, 2009

It Would Be Just Swell



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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Good Question


I'm getting better at Gimp!




So True





Holder's Not An Idiot


What is the justice department really doing? Trying to grab power from the military.




Tuesday, November 17, 2009

FPOTUS





Yeah. That's The Ticket

AP POLL: Tax the rich to pay for health bill
Yeah. Sure. That's the thing to do. Place an even larger burden on the people who provide income and jobs to the rest of the country.
That way, businesses can raise prices, have layoffs and give even more people lower salaries and put more people in the lower income ranges! Everything can be free for everyone! WOOHOO!

Stupid fucks. Get a clue.


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Monday, November 16, 2009

"Obama says al Qaeda still greatest threat to U.S."
Sorry sport, YOU'RE the greatest threat to the U.S.

I know. Mr. Obvious to some, Mr. Cynical gun-toting give-him-a-chance-to-fix-Bush's-fuck-ups right-winger to others.

To the rest of the world? He may as well suck the cock of every foreign envoy he meets. It's the message he imparts.




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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Stop It!


Oh, for the love of...




Thursday, November 12, 2009

I Found A New Website


Where you can create your very own Obamacon like this one:




From The 'No Shit' Files

Duh:
AARP puts 'political self-interests' above members
No surprise that. Oldsters have been dropping like flies since the bogus "Town Hall" meetings. 
Gee. Ya' think?






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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Actually, I can say that.


Daley explains that people don't kill people, guns kill people. And the Fort Hood murders are your fault.

 


Sunday, November 08, 2009

Cunt


Fuck the people. Fuck them hard with a healthcare dildo and smile about it.





Friday, November 06, 2009

Mission Accomplished!

So according to Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke The Recession Is Over. So why then is it that:
Jobless rate tops 10 pct. for first time since '83

[My emphasis]

Fewer unemployment claims one month compared to a prior month still means more unemployment claims than jobs.

Fuck me.

Did anyone see the series premiere of "V" a couple nights ago? Notice the resemblance to the Nazi rise in power and - call me a nut, paranoid, whatever you will - the current administration? I certainly did.

All smiles and so-called good will, but at what cost?

Just remember this: The government is not a stand-alone, self-sufficient entity. It doesn't physically produce anything. It cannot give you anything that it hasn't taken from someone else.

Hell yeah! Let's pass the cap-and-tax bill so we can effectively double the cost of living too!

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What's worse than stealing from a 9-year old on her birthday?





Thursday, November 05, 2009

Dudes, This Is Getting Old Too


The MSM's monthly spin on unemployment numbers for October:



Only 512,000 more people who ran shit out of luck last month. Unemployment was already at a seasonally-adjusted 9.8% in September [source: bls.gov/cps].

Update 11/6/2009 @ 8AM MST: This morning BLS is reporting a 10.2% unemployment rate


Dude, It's Getting Old





World Series

Why would I be making a post about the World Series here? Easy. Because the T.O.T.U.S. called the Yanks after the game to congratulate them on being the 'Grand Champions of the Entire Universe!!!'.
Well, he may not have said that, but I'm sure it was implied.

Actually, I'm guessing the main reason he called was to have the Yankees not be so selfish and share their title.

EVen More On Obamacare










Monday, November 02, 2009

Here We Go Again

Yeah, I know. Another illegal alien post. But think about it:
  • If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
  • If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
  • If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
  • If you cross the Aaudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
  • If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
  • If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
  • If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
  • If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in Washington and in many instances you can vote.


Hat tip Delftsman.