Like my new 'do?:
Ha-ha! uuhh, I'm just kidding. That's uuhh, really just a uuhh, chia pet. Ask your mommy and your uuhh, daddy about them. uuhh, They used to be the
You just uuhh, add water to this uuhh, this pot thing here, and uuhh, uuhh, it grows! uuhh, It grows - just like the debt I'm burdening your uuhh, your parents with, which in turn uuhh, you'll uuhh, you'll inherit when uuhh, you get uuhh, hopefully get out of uuhh, college.
See, we have to uuhh, provide uuhh, we have to take care uuhh, of The Children™, becuuuhh, because that's the
Even uuhh, even the first lady, my uuhh, my lovely wife Michelle agrees. Give a hollauuhh, Michelle:
uuhh, Thank you my love.
Well, uuhh, kids - I better get back to work. I need to figure uuhh, out how to
We all need to uuhh, pull together, shoulder to uuhh, the wheel, lift that bail, uuhh, tote that barge. Nose to the uuhh, grindstone. uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, ...
Time to run and stay neutral! Bye uuuh, bye now.