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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Re: Gas Guzzling S.U.V.s

As an addendum to Catus Mark's post below...

See, that's the big misconception libtards have. That anyone driving a big ole' mean SUV is nothing but a fuel wasting, eco-unfriendly, wasteful, right wing, gun totin', animal killin' redneck with a small penis.
And well, there are those.

On the other hand, some people drive SUV's because they actually need them.
Oh yes, they still have to pay $5 a gallon for gas, and they're usually the ones who use those gas guzzling hogs for their jobs. They're usually the self-employed independent business man trying to make a living on his own.
You've seen them - the ones who have a tool box full of sprinklers and trailer full of lawn mowers and wetbacks to keep the libtards lawns green.
Or they have a load of pool nets and filters to clean the capitalists' pools with.
They may even have a rack full of wrenches and putty to use fixing the greenie's toilets.

That $100 bill they put in their gas tank every two days so they can get to your house to save your ass from your own personal maintenance problems, comes out of their pockets not the expense account of some parent company. They are on the road at 5 in the morning trying to beat the heat of the day, and with any luck, get home in time for supper, and before it starts getting too dark to work any more.

They all aren't the soccer moms and the yuppie/dinks who have more bank account than brains.

Or they're people like me who drive a truck, who just because gas is $5 don't have the extra money laying around to just rush out and buy a new car, which in monthly payments would cost more than the fucking gas I buy now.
And the type of car these people would have us buy is the type I get tempted to stomp the fuck out of with MY front tires every time I see them putting along in the fast lane while the driver wearing the cutesy designer glasses holds their double latte in one hand and their fucking iPod in the other.
You have money to buy that shit, you have money for gas. Fuck you.