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Friday, June 05, 2009

Government Motors

[via email]

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama ...

This car runs on hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

Visit your local OBAMA dealer today!



Obama Nation said...

The teleprompters are the best part

curmudgeon said...

Might be a bit distracting...