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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I Have To Post This

I was watching the TV yesterday and there was "a guy" talking about how Americans (there are a few of us still in your country) will not buy death traps small cars unless the price of gasoline was above $5 a gallon. He hinted that this would be good for America because we need to give up our gas-guzzling SUVs. He didn't say it outright but you could hear the annotation in his comments. So, I have something to say about this:

Fuck you, you fucking pussy asshole. My SUV gets 18 MPG and it's big enough to run over whatever solar-powered-wind-assisted-glorified-piece-of-shit you drive.