Neglect

ne·glect (n-glkt)

tr.v. ne·glect·ed, ne·glect·ing, ne·glects

1. To pay little or no attention to; fail to heed; disregard: neglected their warnings.

2. To fail to care for or attend to properly: neglects her appearance.

3. To fail to do or carry out, as through carelessness or oversight: neglected to return the call.

n.

1. The act or an instance of neglecting something.

2. The state of being neglected.

3. Habitual lack of care.

Everyone knows what neglect is. I really didn't need to add the definition at the top of the page there, but what the hell.

Neglect happens all the time. Inattention to detail, procrastination, late payments, not telling someone "Thank you" and so on.
Businesses get you to sign up for an introductory offer with the condition that you must call them after the trial period has ended and cancel the service or you will automatically be billed the regular rate. They hope that you will either like the service and retain it, or just neglect to cancel it, either way they will glean the regular fee after the introductory period has ended.
Cable companies sign you up for the free 3 month trial of the movie channels hoping you will not bother to cancel at the end of the term.
Video rental stores let you rent a movie for a set price for so many days hoping all along that you will be late returning it thereby racking up late fees.
Same with any other company who extends you credit. Mortgages, car loans, credit cards, ... The list goes on. Even though they preach making payments on time to retain a good credit score, they secretly hope you're late so they can collect late fees. Which from having worked at a high risk credit card application center in the past, I know for a fact we made more money on late fees than we did regular fees.

And credit card companies are some of the biggest crooks in the world. They let you sign up for the introductory rate which is a lot of times 0% for ____ months, then sock it to you. They have in their contract - which you accept and are contractually obligated to merely by signing up for their card - the option of raising your rate and charging different fees whenever they want, unless it specifically states otherwise.
They are fucks. But that's the price you pay when you use revolving credit. So what business does the idiot in the White House have meddling in their business? I'm not quite sure. I guess it's just another look good thing prompted by whiney-assed libtards.

Obama to prod credit card firms on fee practices

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But Then, Who's Counting

Sept. 11 planner waterboarded 183 times: report

Bummer. Anyone have a problem with them making it an even 200? Or maybe 400?

Works for me.


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DO IT NOW!!!

If you're not already a member, click the link and get yourself a FREE NRA Membership. We need all the help we can get against Obamm-bamm and his gun subversive gun control methodology.



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1947

Via email:

This really explains a lot about 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with democrats?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now you know.

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Why We Protest

Past budget results vice projected results from The Heritage Foundation:

FAIL!!!

From cbsnews.com:



From msnbc.com:



Did you notice that the original photo is credited to the Associated Press?

Two Things

First, about the killing of three pirates to save and American boat captain: Let's give credit where credit is do. The Emperor was the one who, as commander in chief, is responsible for the method and outcome of the situation. He did good and deserves a pat on the back.

Secondly, rumor control is reporting that there might be some libtards at the tea parties tomorrow. This is fine. Even if they are misguided loud-mouthed idiots with no concept of reality, they are still Americans and have the right to peaceably assemble to solicit the government. I plan on ignoring them in the same way I would ignore a barking dog.

Will post pics of the rally tomorrow night.

Smoke Break

I was in line at the corner store yesterday and the woman in front of me ordered a pack of smokes. The clerk ran the pack over the scanner and said, "7.59".

The woman said, "Excuse me?"

"7.59", he said.

"For a pack of smokes???"

She decided not to buy them.

Federal taxes on cigarettes recently went up $1.01 a pack and, somewhat unbelievably, tax on loose tobacco went up over 2000%.

Change you can believe in -- once it hits your wallet.

Constipation Cure

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.



Stolen from C&S

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Pffffffttttttt!

Just So You Know

Once again, paranoid gun grabbers are trying to take away rights:

H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009

And here's a bunch more detail from Snopes:

In a nutshell, the Blair Holt bill would:

* Prohibit possession of any handguns or any semiautomatic firearms that can accept detachable ammunition-feeding devices (excluding antiques) by anyone who has not been issued a firearm license.

* Require all sales of those types of firearms to go through licensed dealers.

* Direct the Attorney General to establish and run a federal record-of-sale system.

* Require the possessors of firearms to secure them (by secure gun storage or safety devices) when they are kept in locales where children might be capable of gaining access to those firearms.

In order to be issued a firearm license under the provisions of the Blair Holt legislation, applicants would be required to submit the following information to the Attorney General:

1. a current, passport-sized photograph of the applicant that provides a clear, accurate likeness of the applicant

2. the name, address, and date and place of birth of the applicant

3. any other name that the applicant has ever used or by which the applicant has ever been known

4. a clear thumb print of the applicant, which shall be made when, and in the presence of the entity to whom, the application is submitted

5. with respect to each category of person prohibited by Federal law, or by the law of the State of residence of the applicant, from obtaining a firearm, a statement that the individual is not a person prohibited from obtaining a firearm

6. a certification by the applicant that the applicant will keep any firearm owned by the applicant safely stored and out of the possession of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

7. a certificate attesting to the completion at the time of application of a written firearms examination, which shall test the knowledge and ability of the applicant regarding:

* the safe storage of firearms, particularly in the vicinity of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

* the safe handling of firearms

* the use of firearms in the home and the risks associated with such use

* the legal responsibilities of firearms owners, including Federal, State, and local laws relating to requirements for the possession and storage of firearms, and relating to reporting requirements with respect to firearms

* any other subjects, as the Attorney General determines to be appropriate

8. an authorization by the applicant to release to the Attorney General or an authorized representative of the Attorney General any mental health records pertaining to the applicant

9. the date on which the application was submitted

10. the signature of the applicant

I'm sure the bad guys who stole their guns are going to line up to get their firearms license too, right?



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Good Gawd Y'all

The interwebs, television, radio, the whole world in fact - is all abuzz about the totally blasphemous move by Michelle horseface-Jackie-O-wanna-be-bitch Obama. (Name-calling is childish, I know. Fuck off).
Well, so what? She has about as much of a clue as her stupid fucking husband. What else would anyone expect out of her? Courtesy? Protocol? Class? Nuh-uh. Not from her. Not from either of them. And here's the reason why.
So far, it seems they haven't been smart enough to hire anyone anyone who isn't a criminal or tax evader, so why do you think they would ever hire anyone decent enough to instruct them the slightest bit on protocol during that long flight overseas?

They must have forgotten to fill that position.

And I ain't even touching the bullshit about the iPod he gave the queen with her own pictures and his speeches on it.



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This Needs To Go Viral

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Thanks to Jim at parkwayreststop.com

YES WE CAN!!!

Congress passes service bill

... WORK FOR OUR GOVERNMENT! FOR FREE!

Fucking fucknut.

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Good Luck

BORN IN THE USA?
Citizen grand jury indicts Obama
Groups in 20 more states reviewing eligibility claims

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Posted: March 31, 2009
8:35 pm Eastern

By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

President Obama has been named in dozens of civil lawsuits alleging he is not eligible to be president, with one man even filing a criminal complaint alleging the commander-in-chief is a fraud, and now a citizen grand jury in Georgia has indicted the sitting president.

The indictment delivered to state and federal prosecutors yesterday is one of the developments in the dispute over Obama's eligibility to be president under the U.S. Constitution's requirement that presidents be "natural born" citizens.

Orly Taitz, a California attorney working on several of the civil actions, also announced she has filed another Quo Warranto case in the District of Columbia, where, she told WND, the statutes acknowledge that procedure.

The Quo Warranto claim essentially calls on Obama to explain by what authority he has assumed the power of the presidency.

[...]

See, these folks are going to go and get my hopes all up, and next thing you know, they turn up missing.
It's a dangerous game they're playing, but I do 'hope' there is a 'change' in the White House.




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I Got An Offer You Can't Refuse

Beyond AIG: A bill to let Big Government set your salary

Well, as Sherlock's faithful sidekick 'Mr. Watson' would say, "No shit!"

I learned this little fact of life when I was oh, 8 - maybe 10 years old: When you borrow money from someone, they own your ass. Be it a bank, your brother, the dude with the slicked back hair and expressionless gaze behind the sunglasses, or of course, the gummint.

Capitalism as we know it has seen better days here in the Socialist States of America. Uncle Sam will soon tell us our worth as an employee.





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Yup, New Name, Same Place

This used to be the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog.

Now don't get me wrong, Hitlary still is an idiot. But since she's been reigned in as a contender - at least for now, she isn't as dangerous as the president is. So on this blog, I'll concentrate on him instead.

Below are a couple posts I copied over here to get things rolling.

Quote of the Day

"Buck Farack"

BWAAAAHHH!!!!

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Go Figger

U.S. Seeks Expanded Power in Seizing Firms

Even though I'm too lazy to link to it, trust me when I say that I mentioned this scenario oh, a month or so ago.

This is only the beginning of the Socialist Sates of America. The only way it will change is if 'We, the people' change it.
But then, there are too many people comfortable licking the hand that feeds them. Obviously, or that fucking assh'O'le would never have gotten elected.




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The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:

A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.

Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:

The Obama dildo

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Sweet

Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together

How does that go? Socialists of a feather...




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WOOHOO!!!!!

Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.



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BWAH!!!

Good gawd. I'll definitely be glad when this festering, puss-filled cyst of a politician finally just says "Fuck it. It's over."



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A Funny

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon apiece.'

Just Fucking Give Up, Would You?

Nothing like buying your way:

Clinton gives herself a loan and vows to fight on

At least her ass is dragging from the last two primaries.

It still makes me wonder who she would connive into being her Veep.

A Funny

You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me

The crooked bitch hired a traitor as a consultant:

Un-Fucking-Believable

But then again, maybe it isn't all that far fetched. Honor among thieves and all.

But...anyone stupid - yes, I said Stupid - enough to vote for this bitch deserves exactly what would get. Sad part is though, by virtue of her being elected, everyone who didn't vote for her is still subject to her stupidity.



Tip o' the lid to Jimbo.




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Yeah, This Is A Fine Candidate

Ugh

Warren Buffet Can Go Fuck Himself

Buffett helps raise $1 million for Clinton in N.Y.

Yes, and so was Robin hood.

How do the democrats manage to take better care of the 'less fortunate'?
Taxes my friend. Taxes.

Take money from them that have, and give it to them that have not.
Socialism at its finest. Is that what you want?

Nothing To Add

The picture says it all:

Fucking Moron

Hillary Clinton praises Rutgers team

After all the shit that went down last week at V.T., she chose the Sharpton path and went to Rutger's?

That just doesn't make any sense at all to me. But then, neither does Hitlery.




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HEY HITLERY!

Think we can get some socialized dentistry too?

More Shit

I was going to post something about this little news snippet:

Is Britney Spears bad for Hillary Clinton's campaign?
Salon.com Mon, 12 Mar 2007 6:07 PM PDT
Or, does one woman's bad behavior ruin things for all women?
The Associated Press says maybe.

It was a 'what the fuck?' moment. What sort of correlation and so on.
But when I went to read it, I got this bullshit:

Click on the sponsor logo:
click here
to read this article and all of Salon for free

Yeah, fuck off.

Instead, I decided to read this:

Irish organization names Hillary Clinton “Person of the Year”
March 13, 2007
Star-Gazette

Clinton, D-New York, was honored in New York City for her dedication to Ireland and Irish American issues, according to a press release from Clinton’s office.

The honor came during the magazine’s 22nd annual “Top 100” awards ceremony where 100 of the nation’s top Irish-Americans were honored for their achievements and their commitment to Irish heritage.

The magazine recognized Clinton’s support for peace in Ireland.

I'm part Irish. Half even. (Or is that Irish-German-American?) And I call bullshit.

What big Irish-American issues is there she had to deal with? None.
That's why she solved them all.

Oh well. She's going to take credit for shit whenever she can.




In the meantime, here's a picture:



Thanks Patricia.

Easy To Say

[...]
The New York senator, who leads early polls of Democratic contenders for the party's nomination, said she would put together a package of proposals designed to ensure troops have all the equipment they need when they're deployed, to ensure they receive proper health care, and to provide for families.
[...]

Last I knew, she was bringing them all home anyway.
Well just how fucking hard is it to give the troops equipment when they won't even be deployed?

Costs of Saving Hillary

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.

Hillary said, “No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.”

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ’s.”

Hillary said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!”

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”

The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.”

Snagged from here.

Oh, Friggin' WAAAA!!!!

Why Hillary Clinton can't catch a break

The poor widdle picked on Hitlery. Yes, I feel so sorry for her.

Clue: You're running for president, the media is going to cloud up and rain all over your ass every time you even think of looking cross-eyed at at the camera.
And yes, they're going to dig up shit in your past in an attempt to 'expose' your weaknesses.

Fucking DUH!

"Pass the Enzyte!"

Fucking Potty Mouth

"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise." (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day,
1991)

"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" - From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular." (Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter." - (TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace")

"F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut." - (From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

"You f**king idiot." (From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!" -(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!" - (From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?" - (From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

"Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - (Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco; SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!" - (From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)

"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?" - (From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

"Put this F****r on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!" - (From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

"He is a real Son of a Bitch." - (From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 259 - Hillary's opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he secretly visited Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)

"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!" - (From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum." - (C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media, which are all conservatives in her opinion)

"Come on Bill, put your dick away! You can't f**k her here!!" - (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being" -Hillary Clinton (From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p.
55)

"You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends." - (From the book "The Agenda" by Bob Woodward, ch. 14)

"The only way to make a difference is to acquire power - lots of power - and then use it to distroy your enemies" - (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of tough choices.... Government has to make those choices for people" - (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)

"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe " - Hillary in 1996" From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 76 - Hillary in 1996)

*Stolen from Mr. Schlong.


Oh yes. I would just love to be a fly on the wall in some of her meetings.

Bwah!

I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg:

Hillary Clinton caught on charity tax scheme

Sneaky bitch. Anyone who really knows her knows how sneaky she is.
I'm just beginning to find out.

Coming Out Of The Closet

Yes, my alter-ego has been exposed.

Blooggle forced me to convert this blog to the 'new improved better than ever' blooggle.
During the process, I fucked up. I exposed myself.

Sure, I could start over, but nah. Deal.
I, The Curmudgeon, was posting as Hillary's Thong. ExPresidentClinton will still post her shit though, so stay tuned...

Let's Hope So

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine aga in told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you just fine. I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

I Want Jim On My Staff

Jim over at Parkway Rest Stop has gone and thrown up a post that I think is just - just darling. It's like he read my mind!




Condi? Oh Condi!?!?
I love you...

The Power Of Makeup

Amazing what you can do with a little makeup and a trowel:

And So It Begins

Obama Bama bo Bama
Banana fanna fo fanna
Fe fi OFama....

So the shit has started slinging. We have two for-certain presidential contenders. One of the is a fucking idiot, and the other is well, a fucking idiot. I don't think Obama can take Hitlery on and win. I hat to admit it, because I would even take him over Hitlery. But since I ain't a registered dimocrat, I won't get to help make the choice.

Anyway, Obama is already trying to start shit.
In this articel, Obama-fo-fama says:

[...]
"I am not clear on how she would proceed at this point to wind down the war in a specific way," Obama told reporters when asked to critique Clinton's plans for ending the bloody US engagement during a campaign stop in Iowa.

"I know she has stated that she thinks the war should end by the start of the (next) president's first term, .... beyond that though, how she wants to accomplish that I am not clear, I would let her address those issues," Obama said.
[...]

I got some news for you there 'Bama. She don't know either.
But it makes for good lip service when you're trying to please your party.

Hillary Campaigning In New York

"War Amnesia"

I stumbled upon a post over here about the Hitlery and her selective memory. The post itself is enlightening enough, but one of the comments is what caught my eye:

"If folks keep fussing at her, she’s liable to change her mind about that thing she changed her mind about changing her mind about."

Cracked me the hell up, it did.

BWAH!

Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill?
Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton ?" Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar. Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'

'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".

Stolen from Guy K.

The Vote Are In! [sic]

I got an offer from these nice girls:
"We're a group of bitches gals that LOVE to blog and LOVE to read other people's blogs..." who offered to review this blog.

I figgered, "Why not?", and gave them the go-ahead.

Sexy Simone was assigned to the task and offered up her review. I started to read the review and upon finding out she was pro-Hillary (Come back here Simone - maybe we can cure you of that), I never though we would get a fair or unbiased review. But she was quite honest and fair.

Here goes:

What you hear is the screams that are echoing through my bedroom as I type this.

Not because it is a horrible blog - we'll actually get to some good stuff later - but because I'm not a Republican. Hell, I'm not particularly political at all so after I was "assigned" to review this blog I don't have an actual idea of what it is about. So, I ponder the name, wondering what stupid 20 something girl I would be reviewing today when I happen across a blog about Hillary Clinton. DOH!

*Screams were amplified*

I love Hillary Clinton.

I know, I know, I'm not supposed to yell out my political agenda but I'm a Democrat, and a vocal liberal, and I like her. I like what she stands for, I like her beliefs, and I want a woman President, and so far, she is our best hope.

Okay, enough of my political tirades.

I really thought that this would be a hard blog to review, quite simply because of my bias, but what I found was utterly shocking! I LIKED IT! Yes folks, you heard right, I liked it. Lets start with the template shall we? It was a boring white background - I hate white - but for some reason it fit. The header is a great picture of the White House with lightening bolts that just sort of went with the title of their particular muse. The sidebar was was short and sweet - although lacking any "personality" so to speak. But it was all there, right in front of you, and easy to navigate.

The posts were, dare I say it, humorous. Yes, you heard me right, they made me laugh. They were of course pictures and posts that were against Hillary Clinton, but yet at the same time, they had a political sarcasm and humor that can crack up even the most liberal Democrat.

The only downfall is that there simply isn't enough of them. The person that does this blog went a full month and a half without posting. Now, now, that isn't a way to uphold a blog is it??

So, in my sleepy state, I'm going to say this blog was... well... good. OMG - don't let my mother (the REAL Democrat) hear me say this!

RATING - 6 out of 10

Thanx again for taking the time to review, and being honest and fair!
You're welcome to come back any time.

"I was for it before I was against it."

Is it just me or is Hillary starting to sound like someone else we know?
No, that isn't a direct quote. But remember once, she was for the war in Iraq and now she all of a sudden isn't. Suppose it has anything to do with a popularity contest?

Anyway, from here we have:

"I don't think there's a woman here who thinks that sometimes you just have to try harder," she [Hillary] said.

Hmm. She's probably right. No woman thinks she has to try harder.

[sarcasm]

A Couple'a Gems

From De:

I would vote for a crack smoking female chimp before I'd vote for Hilary Clinton.
She's far more dangerous than people think George W. Bush is.

I'll second that.

And here's this little tidbit from Ann Coulter:

Girl-power feminists who got where they are by marrying men with money or power -- Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Arianna Huffington and John Kerry -- love to complain about how hard it is for a woman to be taken seriously.

BWAH!.. What a dream-boat.

No (Wo)Man Can Serve Two Masters

Kerry says he will not seek White House in 2008

By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent Wed Jan 24, 6:05 PM ET

Well, I don't like the part where he's squawkin about ending the war, but the part about doing his current job instead of campaigning for president? Maybe

Hillary should take heed and you know, do her current job.

Hillary's Usefulness

Of course, click.

Hill No!

Snagged the picture from here.

A Funny

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.


A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Today's Special

Busted!

Bastards! I'll fix those damn "wire tapping and spying in the interest of homeland security" assholes. Wait and see.

Riddle Me This

Why is it that the media keeps harping on Hillary running for president? I mean, they're more determined she's is running than she is.

She said she wasn't, which I'm sure is a lie. But every time there's a news article on her, they talk about how much closer she is to running.

Scary.

I'm Set!

Via email:

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual act s are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas).

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on t he way out. I also appre ciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on thei r hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

Also, please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

On top of that, Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?).

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Servic e agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

Something Positive

Hillary Clinton supports selective torture of terror suspects :

She was later heard to say that any prisoner who did not fully cooperate with the prison officials would be shown shown a poster-sized glossy photo of her.

Sunbathing.

In the nude.

With Mecca as the backdrop.

McClainton?

McCain is a dick. But at least he's a dick with balls. Bwah! Get it? Dick with...

Anyway, he's still a dick. But check this - I am once again amazed at how like a pack of rabid dogs, the Dems turn on each other when it suits their best interest.

McCain is most likely going to be a candidate for prez, and he'll most likely be running against Horseface Hillary. So now he must discredit her all he can:

But Kerry's got her back:

Well, he knows all about incorrect.

I sure as hell wouldn't vote for McCain, unless the only options were him and Hillary.

From The 'Duh' Files

FOXNews.com - Hillary Clinton's Senate Challenger Says She Is a 'Threat'

Well, yeah. Tell us something we don't know.

This We Know

Hillary Clinton isn't the Answer to Democratic Woes

Ouch!
Painful, but oh so true.

Go ahead and check out the rest. Quite entertaining.

A Funny

NEXT!

Hillary Clinton handily wins Democratic primary in New York:

Clinton handily won her Democratic Party's primary election in New York for a chance to face Republican John Spencer in legislative and gubernatorial elections on November 7.

The wife of former president Bill Clinton, who is the subject of speculation that she will make her own presidential bid, won 83 percent of the vote. [...]

That's the part that cracks me up about the whole pile of shit. It seems every article mentions that she is "The wife of former president Clinton". That seems to be the biggest credential she still rides upon.

In the mean time Hillary, fuck off and die, bitch.