Famous Quotes

Via email.

First, from some of the great orators:

"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy

Now, from today's geniuses:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' - Bill Clinton

"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson

"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards

"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore

"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden

"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)

"Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

---

Author Unknown

My Head. She Spins...

Good news!:

Obama tells UN leaders world has dodged depression

UNITED NATIONS – President Barack Obama is calling on world leaders to support new efforts to bring about peace in the Mideast, while declaring the global economy has been "pulled back from the brink of a depression."
[...]

Whew!

Initial claims for unemployment aid rise to 465K
WASHINGTON - The tally of newly laid-off workers requesting unemployment benefits rose last week for the first time in five weeks as the job market remains sluggish.
[...]

Huh? What?

Warren Buffett: "We're still in a recession"

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said the U.S. economy remains in recession, disputing this week's assessment by a leading arbiter of economic activity that the downturn ended more than a year ago

Ah. I see. We're in a recession, just not a depression.


Potaytoe : potahtoe.

---

The Apple Don't Fall Far From The Tree

Obama's aunt not sorry she accepted public housing

Wed Sep 22, 6:41 am ET

BOSTON - President Barack Obama's aunt says she has no reason to apologize for accepting public housing and other government assistance even though she hasn't contributed to the system.
[...]

Why should she? Her nephew is in the same situation.

---

Nice

So what with all the other problems in our country solved, the Idiot-In-Chief has enough time in his busy political life and vacationing to write a book:

US President Barack Obama to Publish New Book

I say we all obtain copies and add them to the pile of Korans to be burned. I'll supply Kingsford fuel and matches to get the fire started.  I don't condone buying them as that would just put money in his pocket...

Here's a picture of the cover so you know what to look for:

---

Letter From The Queen

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who's counting?). That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha's Vineyard, after our weekend on the gulf coast, where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.

Cordially,
Queen, M. Obama

---

Why It's Not His Fault - Updated

Obviously, shit ain't gettin' no better. It's getting worse.
But it's not O-Asshole's fault, just ask him.

Step 1: Blame Bush. YES WE CAN!
Step 2: If step 1 fails, blame republican resistance to CHANGE!

Yeah, maybe bush was a moron. But like I said, shit ain't gettin' no better and democrats have had control of congress for how long now?

I've been seeing political ads for months already. The bulk of which is Harry Reid (D-umbshit NV) vs Sharon Angle - who is his republican competition. However, Labor Day weekend is pretty much the starting gun of the election season. They are indeed off and running. Pardon the pun.

I can hardly fucking wait. I'm guessing the 'Mute' button on the remote will be worn down to but a nub come November.

Update: I saw this 'toon on some random blog (sorry, I would give credit if I remembered where) and thought it most appropriate:

---

We're Fucked

Love Triangle Ad

Worth repeating.

VACATION!!!

I seem to recall some story about some dude named Nero, Rome, and a fiddle. Can't recall exactly what it is but there just has to be something important about it.

Stolen from White Rabbitt

---

Progressive Transparency

Thanks Harry

According to one of our fishwraps here in L.V., we are in our 19th consecutive month of double-digit joblessness. The unemployment rate in July was 14.8 percent. It was 14.3 in June.

Yes, it's time for a change.

I'm not very optimistic about Harry Reid's competition, but with any luck at all, Nevadans will kick Harry's ass out.
Please Nevada. I beg of you. VOTE!!!

---

The Zero Speaks

Fuck all you racists. I'm taking another vacation.

---

Extreme (the video)

---

Don't Speak Ill of the One

Thoughtcrime: D.C. Reporter Suspended for Accurate Report on BP’s Donations to Obama.

Here's the video report:

Too Bad Folks

Michelle Malkin sez:

Harry Reid pulls out race card again, whacks himself in the head

I got some bad news for you folks. Unless something changes big, fast and hard here in NV in the next couple months, that asshole ain't going nowhere come November.
He has too many people in the state snowed and suckered to where they think he is some sort of fucking hero.

His competition has proven so far to be a dimwit - as far as the political competition goes, and has yet to display any sort of redeeming qualities or accomplishments.
No one in the state knows what her real platform is, what she personally stands for, or what she plans on doing when she's in office. Even her shitty mudslinging is backfiring on her.

So all I can say to America as a NV voter, is good luck this fall cleaning up some of the other shit scattered around this country.

---

I Will Gladly Pay You In 2014 For A Hamburger Today

Wha - huhhhh!?!?!?

I just love Obambi's latest $26B bailout approved by the house (by the way, that's $26,000,000,000) for 'state aid'.
Fuck that. Call a spade a spade. It's a teacher bailout.

Anyway, "Why?" you ask, do I love it? Because

The House has just approved President Obama’s $26 billion public-employee bailout by a vote of 247 to 161.

But they are of course, union jobs and

"...When their leaders call, I do my best to call them back right away. I don’t mind feeling obligated.”

Says Obambi.

So, you reckon the unions are going to by chance pay that back when all this shit is over with? I mean, they didn't really need it in the first place, right?
Right.

---

Well Said

---

About Liberal Racism

No Doubt

Via email:

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

---