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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Sotomayor






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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Old News

But worth a motivator poster.

What The HELL???



President Obama, in a pivot from some of his harshest campaign rhetoric, told Democratic senators yesterday that he is willing to consider taxing employer-sponsored health benefits to help pay for a broad expansion of coverage.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.) said Obama expressed a willingness to consider changing the existing tax exclusion. The decision would probably anger liberal supporters such as labor unions, but such a tax change would raise enormous sums of money as Congress and the White House are struggling to find the estimated $1.2 trillion needed to pay for health-care reform over the next decade.

I DO NOT make over $250,000 a year! You told me you wouldn't increase taxes on people making less than $250,000 a year!



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Uh-Oh

Tall, dark and crazy has added Obamm-bamm on his shit list:
Bin Laden threatens Americans in new tape
Yawn. Yet another episode in the ongoing saga of threats from Bin Hidin'.

Just give it a rest, would you?




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Of Socialized Medicine

"Make or break" time for health reform: Obama

Well, simple. The first step is to have everyone seeking treatment in the emergency room produce proof of citizenship. If they don't, arrest them for fraud. Treat them from jail if need be, then ship them back to their homeland. We could save millions on indigent care in the first two weeks. We wouldn't need the fuckheads in the White House socializing shit.





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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Date Night

I heard on the radio this AM that Obama's night out with Ten Beers cost somewhere between 250,000 and 350,000 dollars of our money.

Two points to be made here:

1) That's just blatant arrogance.

2) Somebody had better gotten laid.

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Fancy That

U.S. forecaster lowers Atlantic hurricane prediction

Odd, these folks always predicted "worse than last year" hurricanes seasons when Bush was in office.




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Monday, June 01, 2009

It's All Bush's Fault

After reading this list, tell me what makes Obama and his administration so wonderful compared to the prior administration.

Via email:
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Tony Blair a set of inexpensive and useless (to Tony Blair's UK video formatting) DVDs, when Tony Blair had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years, nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.




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Friday, May 29, 2009

This Makes Me Sick

Time for a few more TEA parties.

By Dennis Cauchon, USA TODAY
Taxpayers are on the hook for an extra $55,000 a household to cover rising federal commitments made just in the past year for retirement benefits, the national debt and other government promises, a USA TODAY analysis shows.
The 12% rise in red ink in 2008 stems from an explosion of federal borrowing during the recession, plus an aging population driving up the costs of Medicare and Social Security.

That's the biggest leap in the long-term burden on taxpayers since a Medicare prescription drug benefit was added in 2003.

The latest increase raises federal obligations to a record $546,668 per household in 2008, according to the USA TODAY analysis. That's quadruple what the average U.S. household owes for all mortgages, car loans, credit cards and other debt combined.


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This whole thing started with the medicare prescription drug handout and has snowballed out of control.

Esperanza! ¡Cámbiese!

"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."
Nice move there, you stupid, racist bitch.

Hey! I know! Let's do some role playing here. Let's see what it sounds like if this was statement was modified a bit:
"I would hope that a wise white male with the richness of his experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a Latina woman who hasn't lived that life."
Oh yes. The shit would definitely have hit the fucking fan.

Nevertheless, with her nominated, wetbacks will be rejoicing. Dancing in the streets.

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!





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Bush Hates Black People

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Only Tax The Rich

Once Considered Unthinkable, U.S. Sales Tax Gets Fresh Look

You folks who voted for this fucker didn't think YOU were one of "the rich", did you!

What I'm trying to say here is that if this shit passes, everything you buy will now have a federal sales tax tacked on to it along with any state sales tax you may or may not already pay.
So everybody is going to be paying more taxes. Not just those who make $________.00 or more per year. Every-fucking-body.









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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

North Korean Technology

The Fucknut Speaks

No shit:

[...]
"OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating in deep deficits, not caused by any decisions we've made on health care so far."
[...]
"So we have a short-term problem and we also have a long-term problem. The short-term problem is dwarfed by the long-term problem."
[...]
So we're out of money, but the idiot isn't done spending money yet. We still have his free er, socialized um, standardized healthcare 'plan' to look forward to.



“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes—and I see many of them in the audience here today—our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.” -B. fucking O.


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Friday, May 22, 2009

I Like This Guy

Below is a sample pic from the site.

Go take a look at the rest...




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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Good Pic



Pic stolen from demonesque

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

About Fucking Time

Steele vows to take Obama 'head-on'
I like the sound of it. Now let's just see if he puts his money where his mouth is.



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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Itty Bitty Car Committee

By KEN THOMAS and PHILIP ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writers Ken Thomas And Philip Elliott, Associated Press Writers – 40 mins ago

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama's new fuel and emission standards for cars and trucks will save billions of barrels of oil but are expected to cost consumers an extra $1,300 per vehicle by the time the plan is complete in 2016. Obama on Tuesday planned to announce the first-ever national emissions limits for vehicles, as well as require an overall or industry average fuel efficiency standard at 35.5 miles per gallon.


The article does not explain specifically why the car would cost an additional $1300. I can only speculate that there will be more gizmos under the hood.

What's important about that last sentence is the term average. If your car company produces an SUV that people actually want to buy, even though it gets shitty mileage, you will need to build a small death trap that no one wants to get to an average 35.5 MPG. Not really rocket science to work around these new standards is it? Build one all-electric car for every eight new SUV models and you're good to go (that's bad math but I'm making a point here).

Fucking Hypocrite

First there's this:
"You can't get corporate jets, you can't go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer's dime."
- Obama
Damn straight! Don't be wasting the taxpayer's money!

Unless of course the corporate jet is Air Force One, and you're trying to get more of the taxpayer's money for one of your cronies:
Obama plans Las Vegas getaway to help Harry Reid get big money

That fucking idiot in the White House has cost our city millions of dollars because of his little remark and now he's coming out here to raise money for the lying, cheating, conniving dumbfuck who is the house majority leader?

What a two-faced bastard.


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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Why Not

Since there's already blood in the water...



[Pelosi character from nymag.com]

Awakening?

I'm flipping between Fox, CNN, and MSNBC and let me tell you there has been an awakening. Even the liberal bastion that is MSNBC is ripping both Obama and Pelosi.

They're ripping Obama for the wrong reason though. Not releasing photos of detainees is the correct decision. Yes, it's a flip-flop but with the best interest of the country in mind. Thank you Mr. President.

Pelosi's a lost cause at this point. She did it to herself.

ObamaCard

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Quote of the Day

From Wikipedia:
The path we have chosen for the present is full of hazards, as all paths are; but it is one of the most consistent with our character and our courage as a nation and our commitments around the world. The cost of freedom is always high — but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and this is the path of surrender or submission.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Odd statement that. Since this is what democrats would have The People do.




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New Deal Or Raw Deal

Thanks for making me puke, Hermit.




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Monday, May 11, 2009

Commencement

[Obama blog version]

Friday, May 08, 2009

So Now What?

Obviously, I don't like the nutsucker we have in office. But he's not all bad, right? I mean, he has accomplished something good while he's been in there. Right?

If you don't know the answer, then you're not a very good citizen now are you. You should keep up with current events.
I know it's hard to do that what with our busy schedules nowdays; job hunting, standing in welfare lines, consulting with bankruptcy lawyers and avoiding constables trying to evict us from our foreclosed homes.

Well, lucky you! I've compiled a list of the last ten items implemented by 'The One' that have had a positive influence in our lives:










You're welcome.


Anyone wanna go bowling?

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb

The First 100 Days

Or as I like to say, the longest 100 days of my life so far, since I divorced my first wife anyway.
From The Onion:
  • DAY 100: Everything all fixed.

  • DAY 99: President Obama is relieved to find out that no one really pays attention to a president's second 100 days in office.

  • DAY 98: An ear of corn wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, "Vilsack!!"

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  • DAY 10: Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Donovan wonders if they mean "urban" like "city" or "urban" like "black."

  • DAY 9: Impressionist Rich Little sits in a bathrobe on the floor of his one-bedroom apartment trying to figure out how to say "I am not a crook" like Barack Obama.

  • DAY 8: Rahm Emanuel's "open door" policy is severely tested by political director Patrick Gaspard's repeated claims that someone is taking Splenda packets from the jar on his desk.

  • DAY 7: After figuring out a comprehensive solution for the economic crisis in a dream, President Obama issues an executive order requisitioning a fleet of freight liners and 147,000 tons of eggplant.

  • DAY 6: Joe Biden spends the day sitting on a couch in the Oval Office, saying he "just wants to watch."

  • DAY 5: Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack spends another day worried that his unanimous confirmation means people have forgotten what a hell-raiser he was as mayor of Mount Pleasant, IA.

  • DAY 4: Former treasury secretary Henry Paulson is discovered sleeping next to the boiler in the White House basement.

  • DAY 3: Obama takes a few minutes to fill out the change of address card for his Popular Mechanics subscription.

  • DAY 2: Suddenly everyone in the Roosevelt Room looks around and realizes: yes, this will be the seating arrangement for the next four years.

  • DAY 1: In one of his first acts as president, Obama begins the process of closing down the CIA prisons that he knows about.

Go read the rest if you have some time on your hands. Some of them are sorta funny.



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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Idiots

Obama plane photo op startles New Yorkers
At first, people thought it was the work of some terrorist organization. When they found out it was Obamm-bamm's plane, they new for sure.

"Mission Accomplished"


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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Score one For The Good Guys And The Constitution!

WOOHOO!!!
Citizens can challenge state, local gun laws

The decision by the way, was 3-0.

Hard to fathom that there are actually 3 intelligent people in San Fran, but I'm sure as hell glad there are.

X-post here:


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Huh?

AP Poll: Americans high on Obama, direction of US

I don't fucking get it. The stock market is in the toilet, the country is in debt up to its ass in debt from the bail-outs, unemployment is the highest it's been since WWII, and the AP says Americans are all fucking lollipops and roses since January 19th?

Either the AP is full of shit or the Americans contributing in the poll are just fucking idiots.


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Neglect

ne·glect (n-glkt)
tr.v. ne·glect·ed, ne·glect·ing, ne·glects
1. To pay little or no attention to; fail to heed; disregard: neglected their warnings.
2. To fail to care for or attend to properly: neglects her appearance.
3. To fail to do or carry out, as through carelessness or oversight: neglected to return the call.
n.
1. The act or an instance of neglecting something.
2. The state of being neglected.
3. Habitual lack of care.


Everyone knows what neglect is. I really didn't need to add the definition at the top of the page there, but what the hell.

Neglect happens all the time. Inattention to detail, procrastination, late payments, not telling someone "Thank you" and so on.
Businesses get you to sign up for an introductory offer with the condition that you must call them after the trial period has ended and cancel the service or you will automatically be billed the regular rate. They hope that you will either like the service and retain it, or just neglect to cancel it, either way they will glean the regular fee after the introductory period has ended.
Cable companies sign you up for the free 3 month trial of the movie channels hoping you will not bother to cancel at the end of the term.
Video rental stores let you rent a movie for a set price for so many days hoping all along that you will be late returning it thereby racking up late fees.
Same with any other company who extends you credit. Mortgages, car loans, credit cards, ... The list goes on. Even though they preach making payments on time to retain a good credit score, they secretly hope you're late so they can collect late fees. Which from having worked at a high risk credit card application center in the past, I know for a fact we made more money on late fees than we did regular fees.

And credit card companies are some of the biggest crooks in the world. They let you sign up for the introductory rate which is a lot of times 0% for ____ months, then sock it to you. They have in their contract - which you accept and are contractually obligated to merely by signing up for their card - the option of raising your rate and charging different fees whenever they want, unless it specifically states otherwise.
They are fucks. But that's the price you pay when you use revolving credit. So what business does the idiot in the White House have meddling in their business? I'm not quite sure. I guess it's just another look good thing prompted by whiney-assed libtards.

Obama to prod credit card firms on fee practices





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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

But Then, Who's Counting

Sept. 11 planner waterboarded 183 times: report
Bummer. Anyone have a problem with them making it an even 200? Or maybe 400?

Works for me.


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Monday, April 20, 2009

DO IT NOW!!!

If you're not already a member, click the link and get yourself a FREE NRA Membership. We need all the help we can get against Obamm-bamm and his gun subversive gun control methodology.



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1947

Via email:
This really explains a lot about 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with democrats?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now you know.



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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Why We Protest

Past budget results vice projected results from The Heritage Foundation:

FAIL!!!

From cbsnews.com:



From msnbc.com:



Did you notice that the original photo is credited to the Associated Press?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Two Things

First, about the killing of three pirates to save and American boat captain: Let's give credit where credit is do. The Emperor was the one who, as commander in chief, is responsible for the method and outcome of the situation. He did good and deserves a pat on the back.

Secondly, rumor control is reporting that there might be some libtards at the tea parties tomorrow. This is fine. Even if they are misguided loud-mouthed idiots with no concept of reality, they are still Americans and have the right to peaceably assemble to solicit the government. I plan on ignoring them in the same way I would ignore a barking dog.

Will post pics of the rally tomorrow night.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Smoke Break

I was in line at the corner store yesterday and the woman in front of me ordered a pack of smokes. The clerk ran the pack over the scanner and said, "7.59".

The woman said, "Excuse me?"

"7.59", he said.

"For a pack of smokes???"

She decided not to buy them.

Federal taxes on cigarettes recently went up $1.01 a pack and, somewhat unbelievably, tax on loose tobacco went up over 2000%.

Change you can believe in -- once it hits your wallet.

Constipation Cure

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.



Stolen from C&S

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Pffffffttttttt!

Friday, April 03, 2009

Just So You Know

Once again, paranoid gun grabbers are trying to take away rights:
H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009
And here's a bunch more detail from Snopes:
In a nutshell, the Blair Holt bill would:

* Prohibit possession of any handguns or any semiautomatic firearms that can accept detachable ammunition-feeding devices (excluding antiques) by anyone who has not been issued a firearm license.

* Require all sales of those types of firearms to go through licensed dealers.

* Direct the Attorney General to establish and run a federal record-of-sale system.

* Require the possessors of firearms to secure them (by secure gun storage or safety devices) when they are kept in locales where children might be capable of gaining access to those firearms.

In order to be issued a firearm license under the provisions of the Blair Holt legislation, applicants would be required to submit the following information to the Attorney General:

1. a current, passport-sized photograph of the applicant that provides a clear, accurate likeness of the applicant

2. the name, address, and date and place of birth of the applicant

3. any other name that the applicant has ever used or by which the applicant has ever been known

4. a clear thumb print of the applicant, which shall be made when, and in the presence of the entity to whom, the application is submitted

5. with respect to each category of person prohibited by Federal law, or by the law of the State of residence of the applicant, from obtaining a firearm, a statement that the individual is not a person prohibited from obtaining a firearm

6. a certification by the applicant that the applicant will keep any firearm owned by the applicant safely stored and out of the possession of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

7. a certificate attesting to the completion at the time of application of a written firearms examination, which shall test the knowledge and ability of the applicant regarding:

* the safe storage of firearms, particularly in the vicinity of persons who have not attained 18 years of age

* the safe handling of firearms

* the use of firearms in the home and the risks associated with such use

* the legal responsibilities of firearms owners, including Federal, State, and local laws relating to requirements for the possession and storage of firearms, and relating to reporting requirements with respect to firearms

* any other subjects, as the Attorney General determines to be appropriate

8. an authorization by the applicant to release to the Attorney General or an authorized representative of the Attorney General any mental health records pertaining to the applicant

9. the date on which the application was submitted

10. the signature of the applicant
I'm sure the bad guys who stole their guns are going to line up to get their firearms license too, right?



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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Good Gawd Y'all

The interwebs, television, radio, the whole world in fact - is all abuzz about the totally blasphemous move by Michelle horseface-Jackie-O-wanna-be-bitch Obama. (Name-calling is childish, I know. Fuck off).
Well, so what? She has about as much of a clue as her stupid fucking husband. What else would anyone expect out of her? Courtesy? Protocol? Class? Nuh-uh. Not from her. Not from either of them. And here's the reason why.
So far, it seems they haven't been smart enough to hire anyone anyone who isn't a criminal or tax evader, so why do you think they would ever hire anyone decent enough to instruct them the slightest bit on protocol during that long flight overseas?

They must have forgotten to fill that position.

And I ain't even touching the bullshit about the iPod he gave the queen with her own pictures and his speeches on it.



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This Needs To Go Viral


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Thanks to Jim at parkwayreststop.com

YES WE CAN!!!

Congress passes service bill

... WORK FOR OUR GOVERNMENT! FOR FREE!

Fucking fucknut.



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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Good Luck

BORN IN THE USA?
Citizen grand jury indicts Obama
Groups in 20 more states reviewing eligibility claims

Posted: March 31, 2009
8:35 pm Eastern

By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

President Obama has been named in dozens of civil lawsuits alleging he is not eligible to be president, with one man even filing a criminal complaint alleging the commander-in-chief is a fraud, and now a citizen grand jury in Georgia has indicted the sitting president.

The indictment delivered to state and federal prosecutors yesterday is one of the developments in the dispute over Obama's eligibility to be president under the U.S. Constitution's requirement that presidents be "natural born" citizens.

Orly Taitz, a California attorney working on several of the civil actions, also announced she has filed another Quo Warranto case in the District of Columbia, where, she told WND, the statutes acknowledge that procedure.

The Quo Warranto claim essentially calls on Obama to explain by what authority he has assumed the power of the presidency.

[...]

See, these folks are going to go and get my hopes all up, and next thing you know, they turn up missing.
It's a dangerous game they're playing, but I do 'hope' there is a 'change' in the White House.




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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I Got An Offer You Can't Refuse

Beyond AIG: A bill to let Big Government set your salary

Well, as Sherlock's faithful sidekick 'Mr. Watson' would say, "No shit!"

I learned this little fact of life when I was oh, 8 - maybe 10 years old: When you borrow money from someone, they own your ass. Be it a bank, your brother, the dude with the slicked back hair and expressionless gaze behind the sunglasses, or of course, the gummint.

Capitalism as we know it has seen better days here in the Socialist States of America. Uncle Sam will soon tell us our worth as an employee.





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Monday, March 30, 2009

Yup, New Name, Same Place

This used to be the "Hillary Is An Idiot" blog.

Now don't get me wrong, Hitlary still is an idiot. But since she's been reigned in as a contender - at least for now, she isn't as dangerous as the president is. So on this blog, I'll concentrate on him instead.

Below are a couple posts I copied over here to get things rolling.

Quote of the Day

"Buck Farack"
BWAAAAHHH!!!!




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Go Figger

U.S. Seeks Expanded Power in Seizing Firms
Even though I'm too lazy to link to it, trust me when I say that I mentioned this scenario oh, a month or so ago.

This is only the beginning of the Socialist Sates of America. The only way it will change is if 'We, the people' change it.
But then, there are too many people comfortable licking the hand that feeds them. Obviously, or that fucking assh'O'le would never have gotten elected.




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The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:
A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.
Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:


The Obama dildo




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Friday, June 20, 2008

Sweet

Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together

How does that go? Socialists of a feather...




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Thursday, June 05, 2008

WOOHOO!!!!!


Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.



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Thursday, May 15, 2008

BWAH!!!



Good gawd. I'll definitely be glad when this festering, puss-filled cyst of a politician finally just says "Fuck it. It's over."



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Saturday, May 10, 2008

A Funny

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon apiece.'


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Just Fucking Give Up, Would You?



Nothing like buying your way:
Clinton gives herself a loan and vows to fight on
At least her ass is dragging from the last two primaries.

It still makes me wonder who she would connive into being her Veep.

Monday, April 28, 2008

A Funny

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me

The crooked bitch hired a traitor as a consultant:
Un-Fucking-Believable

But then again, maybe it isn't all that far fetched. Honor among thieves and all.

But...anyone stupid - yes, I said Stupid - enough to vote for this bitch deserves exactly what would get. Sad part is though, by virtue of her being elected, everyone who didn't vote for her is still subject to her stupidity.



Tip o' the lid to Jimbo.




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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Yeah, This Is A Fine Candidate

Friday, August 24, 2007

Ugh