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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fuck You, You Old Crackers

Obama seeks to 'reconnect...young people, African-Americans, Latinos, and women' for 2010
He knows who he has to cater to. The old white farts are the ones he's gone and pissed off. The ones who usually do the voting. The ones who will throw him and his cohorts the fuck out of the White House. And with any luck, these same people he is recruiting to vote for his ilk now will have woken up and realized the mistake they made.

I don't have a problem with minorities, women, teenagers, whoever, voting. As long as they know why they are voting for that person. I do have a problem with them voting blindly because of his skin color, or because of the "No more of the same" rhetoric that was floating around during the elections.




Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Headline Of The Century

This has to be the funniest headline I've read in years:
Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like California
Yeah. Right. Pelosi must be just fucking beaming.
While I appreciate any shout-out to my home state, what California's Democratic elite are "about" is enabling their union backers to drive a once-thriving economy into a bottomless pit of unemployment, perennially busted budgets, and unfunded pension contributions that transcend most human comprehension. This is not a spirit Washington should try to "recapture," unless the goal is 12.6 percent unemployment (with a bullet!), a credit rating hurtling toward junk-bond status, and a perpetual round of bailouts from a faraway government entity.

-Matt Welch
Yup. That's just what this country needs. More Californication of America.





Friday, April 16, 2010

Huffpo Fact Check Fail


[cross post from mfsteve.blogspot.com]

Watch the all of this (from politico.com):



An then click to enlarge this screen capture I took from huffingtonpost.com:



Nice, huh?

Source URL: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/16/tea-party-signs-the-most_n_539770.html

Time captured: 12:10 PM MST


Just for Fun





Ignorance Is Presidential

Obama makes light of anti-tax protests
Cut taxes? WTF? I guess if you consider raising the national debt by immeasurable amounts is cutting taxes, then I reckon he has.

Fuckin moron.



Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Good News!

Though, not all that surprising:
Obama Weekly Approval at 47%, Lowest Yet by One Point




I am just fucking giddy.



Saturday, April 10, 2010

Transparency?


Your doing it wrong, Dear Leader.

"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About an hour before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House. Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C."

I wonder where he really went.


Posted for Posterity


A very sad day for the Polish people.

Via the Associated press.

A glance at some of the most prominent victims of the crash of Poland's presidential plane, according to the official passenger list, released by the president's office.
- Lech Kaczynski, 60. Poland's president, a nationalist conservative who had been in office since 2005. A founder of the Law and Justice party, now in opposition, and the twin brother of its leader, former Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski.
- Maria Kaczynska, 66, Poland's first lady; an economist and translator of English and French, had carried out charity work in her role as first lady. Her uncle was killed at Katyn.
- Gen. Franciszek Gagor, 58. Army chief of staff since Feb. 2006. From 2004 to 2006, was Poland's representative at NATO in Brussels.
- Gen. Andrzej Blasik, 47, head of the Air Force since 2007. Received professional military education in Montgomery, Alabama, in 2005.
- Vice Admiral Andrzej Karweta, 51, Navy chief commander since November 2009. From 2002-2005 served at the Supreme Allied Command Atlantic, SACLANT in Norfolk, Virginia.
- Gen. Tadeusz Buk, 49, land forces commander since Sept. 2009. Served in 2007 as commander of Polish troops in Iraq.
- Slawomir Skrzypek, 46, president of the National Bank of Poland since 2007. A longtime colleague of Lech Kaczynski, served under him at Warsaw City Hall from 2002-5.
- Aleksander Szczyglo, 46, head of the National Security Office, a former defense minister under Kaczynski's brother.
- Jerzy Szmajdzinski, 58, a deputy parliament speaker, left-wing lawmaker and the opposition Democratic Left Alliance's candidate for presidential elections this year. Served as defense minister at the time of the Iraq war.
- Ryszard Kaczorowski, 90, from 1989-90 Poland's last president-in-exile in London. In December 1990, passed on the insignia of the presidency to the first democratically elected president, Lech Walesa, in a high-profile ceremony.
- Janusz Kurtyka, 49. A historian; since 2005 head of state-run National Remembrance Institute, which investigates communist-era crimes.
- Anna Walentynowicz, 80, Solidarity activist. Her firing in August 1980 from the Lenin Shipyards in Gdansk sparked a workers' strike that spurred the eventual creation of the freedom movement, of which she became a prominent member.
- Piotr Nurowski, 64, head of Poland's Olympic Committee.
- Krystyna Bochenek, 56, deputy parliament speaker, member of the prime minister's Civic Platform party.


Friday, April 09, 2010

Barking Moon Bats


We conservatives need to start fighting back in message boards and comments fields all around the internet. Feel free to use this handy graphic to help make your point.




Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Fun With H.R. 3590


Did you know:
    The word "contract" occurs 367 times.
    The word "create" occurs 30 times.
    The word "doctor" occurs 16 times.
    The word "establish" occurs 1001 times.
    The word "evaluation" occurs 234 times.
    The word "grants" occurs 357 times.
    The word "hospital" occurs 792 times.
    The word "medicaid" occurs 367 times.
    The word "medicare" occurs 552 times.
    The word "nursing" occurs 240 times.
    The word "penalty" occurs 128 times.
    The word "retarded" occurs 13 times.
    The word "revenue" occurs 214 times.
    The word "sentencing" occurs 14 times.
    The word "tax" occurs 583 times.
    The word "intelligent" occurs only once.




Friday, April 02, 2010

Time For A Recall Yet? Impeachment?

Doctor tells Obama supporters: Go elsewhere for health care

This is going to become a common occurrence. Not just on doctor's office doors (many of which will be shuttered), but also many small - strike that, many businesses. Large or small, they will be shuttered.

How many jobs you reckon that'll create?




Hat tip to melvin-udall


Did You Vote For Obama?


And did you used to have a job with Sallie Mae?

Powerhouse student loan provider Sallie Mae says layoffs are imminent as a result of President Obama's new student loan overhaul.

"This legislation will force Sallie Mae to reduce our 8,600-person workforce by 2,500," Conwey Casillas, Vice President of Sallie Mae Public Affairs, said in a statement to Fox News.



Thursday, April 01, 2010

Did I Miss Something?

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Images




Some graphics you might find useful:








Nailed It!

Obama: Tea Party features 'core group' against him
You damn right he's a socialist. And if it's that hard to produce a birth certificate proving he was born American, then why not just do it and get it over with? Because he can't!



Monday, March 29, 2010

Just What The Country Needs

As they say, "It's started already:"
AT&T to Book $1 Billion Cost on Health-Care Reform
Monetary losses by corporations, layoffs, cutbacks of benefits, ..., you name it. Obama-care is going to cost companies and people money. A lot of it.

A double whammy as I see it. Companies will cut back, which means more layoffs, which means more unemployment, which means more burden on unemployment benefits, which means more burden on the taxpayer, on top of the increase in insurance rates already coming down the pike.

Like trying to fuck your way to virginity, you can't spend your way to prosperity. But the gummint is sure as hell trying.


Saturday, March 27, 2010

Inside Cuban Healthcare







Friday, March 26, 2010

Nice

US healthcare reform is boon for India outsourcing companies
Nice. Unemployment in Nevada hit 13.something percent last month, and with the stroke of 22 pens, the fuckheads in Washington created or expanded an untold number of jobs in India.

Good luck getting your medical shit straightened out talking to one of those fucks.

"Hi! My name is Jim. How fordddd may I to helddddp you?"



Thursday, March 25, 2010

Whatta Maroon

“We proved that this government, a government of the people and by the people, still works for the people.”
Or illustrious 'leader' said this.

Yeah, right. Using all sorts of conniving and manipulation, they passed this bill even though the majority of "The People" were against it.
Our founding fathers are looking down upon Washington and shaking their heads in disgust. Of that I am sure.




Quote via chicagoboyz.

Pic via Roger.




Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Quote (s) Of The Day

Never in the history of the United States has the Congress ever passed a law which required any citizen to enter into a contract with another citizen or a private business against their will ...... Never, that is, until now. How's that for change?
--H/T Neil Boortz

“To say that this is the best answer to our need for health care reform is the same as saying that the best answer for a woman who wants to get laid is to be forcible raped.”
-- The Sniper


Xeroxed from Delftsman


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Credit Unknown







Monday, March 22, 2010

Remember This Day On Election Day

obamacare


Affordable? For Who?



From washingtonwatch.com:




Thursday, March 18, 2010

How Do You Know When You've REALLY Screwed The Pooch?

When you're a democrat and even Michael Moore-on don't like your sorry ass.





Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Quote of the Day

So I was reading some yahoo news, an article on how Hawaii wants to make it illegal to request proof of Obamm-bamm's birth certificate. Within the comments was this little blurb:
The professor in my local college class was explaining the requirements to be president. He said the main requirements were to be 35 years old and a natural born citizen. One young 18 year old girl stood up in class and said that was totally unfair because it eliminated too many well qualified candidates from holding that office. She said "many people born by C-section are just as qualified as a natural born citizen".
These are the kind of young people who are encouraged to vote. And see what we end up with?

M.T.V. ROCKS THE VOTE!!!


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Friday, March 12, 2010

IMPORTANT PSA



Don't forget to file Schedule M this year!

Link: Schedule M pdf.


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Of Mutts And Men

I'm an American. I was born and raised here. My ancestors were German, Irish, and I don't give a flying fuck what else, if you go back far enough. But again, I was born and raised here. Not in Germany, not in Ireland, America.
Why is it that other people born and raised here are not as proud and satisfied with being an Americans?
I guess I just don't get it.
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all… The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian-Americans or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality, than with the other citizens of the American Republic… There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American. The only man who is a good American is the man who is an American and nothing else.

-Teddy Roosevelt

Via Michelle Malkin, my blogging dreamgirl.

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O Harry, Where Art Thou?

Only Nevada to blame for puny share of U.S. money

Nevada is dead last in per-capita federal funding for state programs such as health, education and transportation, according to a new report from the Brookings Institution.
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Nice to know that other states are getting bribes benefits from this shit, and that my tax dollars are going to other states, but house majority 'leader' senator Harry Reid doesn't see fit to stand up for his own state.

Nice job Harry.


Now would you just go away?

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

Attn: White House




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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Obamacare


Original image via parkwayreststop.com.




Too Funny


From Townhall.com:





Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"I Think Bush Is A Warmonger"


That is an actual quote I heard from a coworker who was discussing the 2004 elections.

A Third of All U.S. Casualties in Eight-Year Afghan War Have Occurred Since Obama Ordered Escalation

Also, via foxnewss.com:

The House of Representatives reauthorized the Patriot Act for one year Thursday.

The vote was 315-97 .



Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What Do You Tell A Woman With Two Black Eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice, that they just ain't fucking hiring right now:
Hairless Asshole Harry Reid Panders To Women Voters

Yeah, that's the ticket. Pull another excuse out of your ass trying to get your bill passed.

Of course, women would never abuse anyone or anything if they happen to become unemployed. There are never any kids or animals smacked around. And of course, they don't get angrier when they're unemployed.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't condone abuse, nor am I saying abuse doesn't happen, and even that it don't happen more among unemployed men. What I am saying is that it sickens me that he is actually stooping to that sort of manipulation. He may as well have jumped on the "Do it for 'The Children™'" bandwagon. The trouble with that is that bandwagon is so old and tired the wheels have long ago fallen off.







New Truths

 

 




Friday, February 19, 2010

BWAAAAHH!!!


Ain't it the truth.


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Blow This

On Tuesday Obama told an audience in Nashua, N.H., "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're trying to save for college."

Uh, okay, so exactly how much of the taxpayer's cash are you blowing for your little trip to Las Vegas?

Mayor Goodman says a meager invitation from the White House won’t heal the damage that was done when President Obama made the comment, "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're saving for college."
Good on Oscar.  I hope he sticks to his guns.

Other cities charge way more than Las Vegas to host conferences and expositions, and people will pay much more to attend them in a city rather than facing the stigma of blowing money in Las Vegas.

Nevada has one of the highest unemployment rates, and Obamm-bamm making statements like that have caused many conferences and expositions to be canceled costing even more jobs and the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the city. 

In other words, Fuck Obama.  Stay the hell out of the city.  I am among many who don't want your ass in town at all. 



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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Facepalm








Friday, February 12, 2010

Ya, Right....


(CNN) – The leading Democratic challenger to Sen. Jim DeMint has decided to end his short-lived campaign to unseat the conservative South Carolina Republican, citing the need to spend more time with his family.


I Actually Heard This Live On The Radio


I thought something was wrong with this woman and Beck figured it out at the end of the interview.

Turns out she a but job trying to ride the TEA Party wave.




Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!

From your friendly G.O.P.

Go here and send a loved one a Valentine! It can be anyone, not just your sweetheart. For instance, you can send this one to an unemployed loved one:

Or someone interested in obamacare:
Or for your multicultural loved ones:
 
For your deceased loved ones who may still vote:
Perhaps you have friends or loved ones in Louisiana:

Your friendly tax adviser:
Why, the possibilities are endless with so many wonderful choices on the web site.

Go now!  Get to www.gopvalentine.com, before Valentine's Day has passed you by!



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Monday, February 08, 2010

OK, I'll Add This


Too soon?

Nah!





Good Night Funny Man






It Was Only A Matter Of Time

As a followup to this post, of course the Las Vegas mayor is a racist:
Mayor Goodman called a racist by some
Of course, if he doesn't agree with or like something the T.O.T.U.S. does, he must be a racist.

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What A Difference One Vote Makes





Thursday, February 04, 2010

How Obama Prays

WaPo published an article today with the above title. There's no need to link to it because I can show you exactly how he prays using this visual aid:





Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Fucking Fuckhead

Post gone. Poof.



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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Futurist?

Thomas Jefferson takes a look at the current administration:

On Obamacare:
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

-Thomas Jefferson
You guessed it, I do not believe in Obamacare.

Nor do I believe in the welfare system as it sits today:
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.

-Thomas Jefferson
And what of this indigent care for illegals bullshit?
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

-Thomas Jefferson
Not to mention bailing out the car industry and banks:
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.

-Thomas Jefferson
Those who ignore history and all that...




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Thursday, January 21, 2010

JEEBUS!!!

Pelosi: 'I don't see the votes' for Sen. health bill

Uh, wait a minute. Didn't she just say a couple days ago something like "Let's remove all doubt, we will have health care — one way or another,"?

So tell me now, Ms Pelosi. How do you like your crow? Roasted? Baked? Fly-blown along the side of the road?





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I Couldn't Have Said It Better


So I won't try. This is a quote from spiegel.de:

Center-left daily Süddeutsche Zeitung writes on Thursday:

"Obama made a serious misjudgement. Right at the beginning of his first year in office, he saved the banks, rescued the automobile industry from collapse and passed a huge economic stimulus package. He had hoped that these enormous deeds would give him the space to address those issues which are dearest to him: health care reform, climate change and investment in education."

"Those issues, however, are clearly not priorities for people in the US at the moment. Scott Brown campaigned on two promises, both of which apparently struck a nerve with the electorate. He wants to block health care reform and he wants to find ways to reduce the enormous budget deficit. It is here where the roots of dissatisfaction with Obama are to be found. His reform agenda, in its current form, is highly suspect to Americans. And they have the impression that, if he continues piling up debt, he will be gambling away the country's future."




Excellent Video



Found at Political Vel Craft.



Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What A Dude

So let's see here. We have a prez who has ..., what exactly?

Well, to start with he has guaranteed the country will pay more in taxes, while giving untold amounts away to big corporations to try and save the economy. In other words, he has been trying to fuck his way to virginity.
He has raised the hope of "po' folk" and illegal aliens around the country with more welfare and free medical care all the while raising the hair of people who actually work for a living.

This is our leader.

As for his status as a world leader, he has been basically laughed at by China, scoffed at in Denmark, and scuttled by the International Olympic Committee.
As a world leader, he isn't. He's a joke.

So far, he has failed to shove Obamacare and energy bills up our asses, and his party of demo-socialists failed to maintain their 'control' of the senate.

That "Breath of fresh air" obamm-bamm fans were looking for is turning out to be nothing more than a paper bag full of hot air.

At least now, with the election in Massachusetts, there is "Hope" for some "Change".




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OMG!






Well Done!



Credit: Boston.com




Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Ain't It The Truth

More truths about Changey McHopesalot:





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Friday, January 08, 2010

Cheerio Guvna

Obviously, Obam-bamm and his puppets are more interested in themselves than they are in their constituents. At least our governor is listening to his.

From the office of our governor:
GOVERNOR JIM GIBBONS: NEVADA WILL SUE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IF SENATOR REID’S HEALTH CARE DEBACLE BECOMES LAW

Carson City- Governor Jim Gibbons today announced that the State of Nevada intends to sue the federal government to stop Senator Harry Reid’s health care plan if it becomes law. “There is nothing healthy about Reid’s health care plan, the first thing it will do is kill Nevada’s economy,” Governor Jim Gibbons said, “and then it will crush the working families of Nevada.”

Governor Gibbons agrees with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s assessment of Reid’s health care fiasco. Governor Schwarzenegger called the legislation “health care to nowhere… that’s infected with bribes, deals and loopholes.”

Reid’s health care plan would cost Nevadans $613,000,000 in increased Medicaid costs alone. It is guaranteed to lead to higher federal and local taxes at a time when Nevadans are struggling to make ends meet.

Attorneys General in 13 States have objected to the sweetheart deal Reid made with Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson which will make the federal government (the other 49 states) pay Nebraska’s increased Medicaid costs forever.

“Senator Reid is treating the citizens of Nevada and other states unfairly,” Governor Gibbons said, “His health care bill is not only ill-conceived, but I believe it is illegal.” The United States Constitution makes numerous references to states having “equal standing”, also duties, imposts and excises are to be “uniform throughout the United States.” “After Senator Reid reads his unhealthy healthcare reform bill, he should read the United States Constitution,” Governor Gibbons said.
Uh, Gibbons. Don't you mean If he reads it rather than After he reads it?

Sad that there has to be internal fighting to get the fuckhead Harry Reid to at least stop and think for a moment that there is a chance that someone, anyone, maybe could possibly be against this bill and the shit the socialist libtards are trying to pull.

If it takes brother against brother here, so be it.




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Thursday, January 07, 2010

The Enemy Within

Neanderpundit sez:
"Hey, do you hear that?

yeah, me neither. Just silence.

There’s a couple types of silence, you know? There’s the silence of a moonlit snowy night, lights off, everyone asleep, like outside right now.

There’s also the silence of a hundred and fifty million Americans, safeties off, waiting for the first shot to be fired."
There are several blogs I read that are also of that mindset; ready to take up arms to defend themselves, their homes, their family, even so boldly stating that they would defend the United States of America against any intruders at the risk of their own lives. And I'm not referring to active duty personnel in any of the branches of service, I'm referring to the average Joe Citizen.

Mind you, I have no problem with that whatsoever. I'm all for it and right there with it. But my confusion lies in the part where we determine what our enemy is, or our enemies are. Or rather, when we determine who our enemies are.

Obviously, like Bubba or Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob, if I see a gawd-damn ragheaded camel fucker walking down the street totin' an AK-47 yammering "Allah akbar", I'll naturally assume he's an enemy.

There is still a ton of apprehension and lack of trust among most Americans toward anyone from "The Sandbox". Me included. Much the same way as I hear it was toward "Japs" back during World War II. They were the enemy. They wanted to kill us. And believe it or not, there are people who still want to do that today! And they're from "The Sandbox"! Of course I don't fucking trust them!
Yes, there are many good people in this country from the middle east who are not trying to kill me or us. I'm not paranoid. But I still have the twinge of distrust when I see a middle easterner I don't know. It's going to take me a long time to get past that if I ever do.

Now most of the country has cooled off a bit since 9-11. But think about it - would anyone even remotely related to anything Islam or Muslim have gotten elected to the White House if by chance they would have ran in November of 2001, or even November of 2002? Quite possibly not even in 2004 when the elections actually took place, 3 years after 9-11.

Would the American people have even remotely tolerated any sort of treaty with many middle eastern countries during that time, after they had deliberately killed thousands of Americans? Why now? Why give them more say as to how we should do our business? We already have nanny-state do-gooders and government agencies dictating how we live our lives, are we going to concede more rights and privileges just to be more tolerable and acceptable to the rest of the world?

My guess is yes. Why? Because it's already happening.

Oh, the takeover of the United States isn't going to be an overnight deal. It's going to take a few months or a few years, but if we keep electing limp-wristed leadership like we - well, not me, but someone - has lately, it will continue to happen. Then guess what? The armed forces - our own military, who are commanded by our government who has made these deals and pacts - will in effect, be under the command of not only our so-called "leaders", but whoever our "leaders" have made these deals with.

The conquering of America isn't going to be from a Blitzkrieg, nor is it going to be storm trooping guerrillas. It's going to be the slow erosion of rights, privileges and self-sufficiency in the form of more laws, more restrictions, more governance, higher taxes, ... basically, less control over our own lives. And it will be enforced by the government who will be controlled by pretty much every other fucking country in the world. Our government, which controls the military, will then be tasked to control America's citizens.

It is quite possible we won't be seeing any towel-headed splody-dopes walking our streets. No, I'm guessing that if things keep going the way they are, it will be our own armed service men and women.




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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Creepy






Lying Bastard


When Wolf Blitzer won't let your libtard ass off the hook you've really fucked up.




Tuesday, January 05, 2010

FTFY

[original story here]

Exit question: Why do liberals think they're intellectually superior?


Monday, January 04, 2010

Cliche'

A 3rd uninvited guest got into White House dinner

Keep looking. There are actually four unwelcome guests in the White House. Here's their picture:




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Friday, January 01, 2010

He's Not Listening