Of Jobs And Payroll

So I guess now that the census is all but completed, all those jobs that were 'created' by our fearless leaders a few months ago are gone. Poof. Vanished, like a fart in a whirlwind.

The numbers were bragged on when they were created, but now that they're going away? Funny how I don't see that mentioned.

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Excuse Me But....

How is the new tanning tax NOT racist?

Not Mine

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"I'm an Obama Scholar"

This Ain't No TEA Party

Let Us Pray

In these days of trials and tribulations, our 'leader' has been faced with many challenges and will be faced with many more. At this time, we should all get together and offer up a prayer. Let us all pray for Obama:

Psalm 109:8

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Amen.

And now, it is my prayer that all you dumb shits who voted the idiot into office last time will wise up by the time the next election rolls around and vote his sorry ass out.

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A Class Act

Follow this link to watch President Bush's facebook message.

BWAAAHHH!!!!

BWAAHHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"...he [T.O.T.U.S.] was looking for some "ass to kick"..."

BWAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Oh, stoppit! I'm hurtin' here!

BWAAAHAHH!!!!

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That Picture Has Been Meme'd

This Picture Needs A Caption Contest

Here's my contribution:
"I just may join the clergy!"


Winner gets a free lifetime subscription to the "Obama's An Idiot" blog.
Now that's a gift you can believe in.

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Paul, You're an Ass

Funny Clip

In Related News

Fixing oil disaster my responsibility, Obama says

I'm sure that once BP gets the leak plugged 'His Assholedness' will claim it was all due to his persistence and pressure.

Hell, he'll probably make it clear how it was his own damn finger - that one there, the one he's holding aloft - which was used to plug the leak.

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It's Come to This

From The "I Didn't Make This Shit Up" Department

With one minor change on a caption:

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Zoom! Whish! Ouch!

An oldie but goodie, now with the current administration's graphics!


Thanks to RKF.

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More Truth Than Bullshit

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one.." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT.

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Updating the Lexicon

Let's do this and see if it sticks. Instead using the word "ass" use "Obama" unless it's meant in a good way.

Examples:

Don't be an ass = Don't be an Obama

You are a pain in the ass = You are a pain in my Obama

If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards = If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its Obama and make it walk backwards

Exceptions:

She has a really nice ass = She has a really nice ass

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,"

"The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."

Well, he asked for it, and we got it. The wretched refuse.  Why?  Evidently because we owe it to them:

Nevadans support illegal immigration crackdown

Damn right.

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Yet Another Boot Licker

Reid Defends Kagan, Says She Has 'Fresh Ideas'

'Fresh ideas'? Uh, sure. Just like a rapist has ideas that 'No' means 'Yes'.

"Real world recently"? And where was she before that? Third star on the right and straight on 'til morning?

That Reid and Obamm-bamm support her is all the proof I need that she will be detrimental to the country and the constitution.

Yup, 'more of the same'.

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A Short Quiz

Q: Why is it that the Obamunist does not want to visit Arizona?

A:

If only...

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Full of Win

Via a Fark thread:

How come you don't have a problem with Obama's best buddies, who actually DO hate the country and some of who actually HAVE committed violent acts of treason, hmmm?

What 'treason' has the Tea Party done outside of your own fantasies?

We've got muslim snipers, muslim cop-killers, muslim's rampaging on army bases, muslims blowing up airlines, muslims attempting to blow up airlines, multiple muslim bomb plots (and actually bomb-plantings) in NYC and other cities and all you stupid liberal f*cks can do is point your finger at grandma holding her Tea Party signs.

You're f*cking pathetic. No one's believing your f*cked up sh*t anymore...

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Fuck You, You Old Crackers

Obama seeks to 'reconnect...young people, African-Americans, Latinos, and women' for 2010

He knows who he has to cater to. The old white farts are the ones he's gone and pissed off. The ones who usually do the voting. The ones who will throw him and his cohorts the fuck out of the White House. And with any luck, these same people he is recruiting to vote for his ilk now will have woken up and realized the mistake they made.

I don't have a problem with minorities, women, teenagers, whoever, voting. As long as they know why they are voting for that person. I do have a problem with them voting blindly because of his skin color, or because of the "No more of the same" rhetoric that was floating around during the elections.

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Headline Of The Century

This has to be the funniest headline I've read in years:

Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like California

Yeah. Right. Pelosi must be just fucking beaming.

While I appreciate any shout-out to my home state, what California's Democratic elite are "about" is enabling their union backers to drive a once-thriving economy into a bottomless pit of unemployment, perennially busted budgets, and unfunded pension contributions that transcend most human comprehension. This is not a spirit Washington should try to "recapture," unless the goal is 12.6 percent unemployment (with a bullet!), a credit rating hurtling toward junk-bond status, and a perpetual round of bailouts from a faraway government entity.

-Matt Welch

Yup. That's just what this country needs. More Californication of America.

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Huffpo Fact Check Fail

[cross post from mfsteve.blogspot.com]

Watch the all of this (from politico.com):



An then click to enlarge this screen capture I took from huffingtonpost.com:



Nice, huh?

Source URL: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/16/tea-party-signs-the-most_n_539770.html

Time captured: 12:10 PM MST

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Just for Fun

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Ignorance Is Presidential

Obama makes light of anti-tax protests

Cut taxes? WTF? I guess if you consider raising the national debt by immeasurable amounts is cutting taxes, then I reckon he has.

Fuckin moron.

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Good News!

Though, not all that surprising:

Obama Weekly Approval at 47%, Lowest Yet by One Point

I am just fucking giddy.

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Transparency?

Your doing it wrong, Dear Leader.

"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama quietly breached years of protocol on Saturday morning by leaving the White House without the press with him.

About an hour before reporters were supposed to be in position to leave with the president, Obama left the grounds of the White House. Members of the press were told he was attending one of his daughter's soccer games in northwest Washington, D.C."

I wonder where he really went.

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Posted for Posterity

A very sad day for the Polish people.

Via the Associated press.

A glance at some of the most prominent victims of the crash of Poland's presidential plane, according to the official passenger list, released by the president's office.
- Lech Kaczynski, 60. Poland's president, a nationalist conservative who had been in office since 2005. A founder of the Law and Justice party, now in opposition, and the twin brother of its leader, former Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski.
- Maria Kaczynska, 66, Poland's first lady; an economist and translator of English and French, had carried out charity work in her role as first lady. Her uncle was killed at Katyn.
- Gen. Franciszek Gagor, 58. Army chief of staff since Feb. 2006. From 2004 to 2006, was Poland's representative at NATO in Brussels.
- Gen. Andrzej Blasik, 47, head of the Air Force since 2007. Received professional military education in Montgomery, Alabama, in 2005.
- Vice Admiral Andrzej Karweta, 51, Navy chief commander since November 2009. From 2002-2005 served at the Supreme Allied Command Atlantic, SACLANT in Norfolk, Virginia.
- Gen. Tadeusz Buk, 49, land forces commander since Sept. 2009. Served in 2007 as commander of Polish troops in Iraq.
- Slawomir Skrzypek, 46, president of the National Bank of Poland since 2007. A longtime colleague of Lech Kaczynski, served under him at Warsaw City Hall from 2002-5.
- Aleksander Szczyglo, 46, head of the National Security Office, a former defense minister under Kaczynski's brother.
- Jerzy Szmajdzinski, 58, a deputy parliament speaker, left-wing lawmaker and the opposition Democratic Left Alliance's candidate for presidential elections this year. Served as defense minister at the time of the Iraq war.
- Ryszard Kaczorowski, 90, from 1989-90 Poland's last president-in-exile in London. In December 1990, passed on the insignia of the presidency to the first democratically elected president, Lech Walesa, in a high-profile ceremony.
- Janusz Kurtyka, 49. A historian; since 2005 head of state-run National Remembrance Institute, which investigates communist-era crimes.
- Anna Walentynowicz, 80, Solidarity activist. Her firing in August 1980 from the Lenin Shipyards in Gdansk sparked a workers' strike that spurred the eventual creation of the freedom movement, of which she became a prominent member.
- Piotr Nurowski, 64, head of Poland's Olympic Committee.
- Krystyna Bochenek, 56, deputy parliament speaker, member of the prime minister's Civic Platform party.

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Barking Moon Bats

We conservatives need to start fighting back in message boards and comments fields all around the internet. Feel free to use this handy graphic to help make your point.

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Fun With H.R. 3590

Did you know:

The word "contract" occurs 367 times.
The word "create" occurs 30 times.
The word "doctor" occurs 16 times.
The word "establish" occurs 1001 times.
The word "evaluation" occurs 234 times.
The word "grants" occurs 357 times.
The word "hospital" occurs 792 times.
The word "medicaid" occurs 367 times.
The word "medicare" occurs 552 times.
The word "nursing" occurs 240 times.
The word "penalty" occurs 128 times.
The word "retarded" occurs 13 times.
The word "revenue" occurs 214 times.
The word "sentencing" occurs 14 times.
The word "tax" occurs 583 times.
The word "intelligent" occurs only once.

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Time For A Recall Yet? Impeachment?

Doctor tells Obama supporters: Go elsewhere for health care

This is going to become a common occurrence. Not just on doctor's office doors (many of which will be shuttered), but also many small - strike that, many businesses. Large or small, they will be shuttered.

How many jobs you reckon that'll create?

Hat tip to melvin-udall

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Did You Vote For Obama?

And did you used to have a job with Sallie Mae?

Powerhouse student loan provider Sallie Mae says layoffs are imminent as a result of President Obama's new student loan overhaul.

"This legislation will force Sallie Mae to reduce our 8,600-person workforce by 2,500," Conwey Casillas, Vice President of Sallie Mae Public Affairs, said in a statement to Fox News.

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Did I Miss Something?

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Nailed It!

Obama: Tea Party features 'core group' against him

You damn right he's a socialist. And if it's that hard to produce a birth certificate proving he was born American, then why not just do it and get it over with? Because he can't!

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Just What The Country Needs

As they say, "It's started already:"

AT&T to Book $1 Billion Cost on Health-Care Reform

Monetary losses by corporations, layoffs, cutbacks of benefits, ..., you name it. Obama-care is going to cost companies and people money. A lot of it.

A double whammy as I see it. Companies will cut back, which means more layoffs, which means more unemployment, which means more burden on unemployment benefits, which means more burden on the taxpayer, on top of the increase in insurance rates already coming down the pike.

Like trying to fuck your way to virginity, you can't spend your way to prosperity. But the gummint is sure as hell trying.

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Inside Cuban Healthcare

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Nice

US healthcare reform is boon for India outsourcing companies

Nice. Unemployment in Nevada hit 13.something percent last month, and with the stroke of 22 pens, the fuckheads in Washington created or expanded an untold number of jobs in India.

Good luck getting your medical shit straightened out talking to one of those fucks.

"Hi! My name is Jim. How fordddd may I to helddddp you?"

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Whatta Maroon

“We proved that this government, a government of the people and by the people, still works for the people.”

Or illustrious 'leader' said this.

Yeah, right. Using all sorts of conniving and manipulation, they passed this bill even though the majority of "The People" were against it.
Our founding fathers are looking down upon Washington and shaking their heads in disgust. Of that I am sure.

Quote via chicagoboyz.

Pic via Roger.

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Quote (s) Of The Day

Never in the history of the United States has the Congress ever passed a law which required any citizen to enter into a contract with another citizen or a private business against their will ...... Never, that is, until now. How's that for change?
--H/T Neil Boortz

“To say that this is the best answer to our need for health care reform is the same as saying that the best answer for a woman who wants to get laid is to be forcible raped.”
-- The Sniper

Xeroxed from Delftsman

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Remember This Day On Election Day

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Affordable? For Who?

From washingtonwatch.com:

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How Do You Know When You've REALLY Screwed The Pooch?

When you're a democrat and even Michael Moore-on don't like your sorry ass.

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Quote of the Day

So I was reading some yahoo news, an article on how Hawaii wants to make it illegal to request proof of Obamm-bamm's birth certificate. Within the comments was this little blurb:

The professor in my local college class was explaining the requirements to be president. He said the main requirements were to be 35 years old and a natural born citizen. One young 18 year old girl stood up in class and said that was totally unfair because it eliminated too many well qualified candidates from holding that office. She said "many people born by C-section are just as qualified as a natural born citizen".

These are the kind of young people who are encouraged to vote. And see what we end up with?

M.T.V. ROCKS THE VOTE!!!


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IMPORTANT PSA

Don't forget to file Schedule M this year!

Link: Schedule M pdf.

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Of Mutts And Men

I'm an American. I was born and raised here. My ancestors were German, Irish, and I don't give a flying fuck what else, if you go back far enough. But again, I was born and raised here. Not in Germany, not in Ireland, America.
Why is it that other people born and raised here are not as proud and satisfied with being an Americans?
I guess I just don't get it.

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all… The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian-Americans or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality, than with the other citizens of the American Republic… There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American. The only man who is a good American is the man who is an American and nothing else.

-Teddy Roosevelt

Via Michelle Malkin, my blogging dreamgirl.

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O Harry, Where Art Thou?

Only Nevada to blame for puny share of U.S. money

Nevada is dead last in per-capita federal funding for state programs such as health, education and transportation, according to a new report from the Brookings Institution.
[...]

Nice to know that other states are getting bribes benefits from this shit, and that my tax dollars are going to other states, but house majority 'leader' senator Harry Reid doesn't see fit to stand up for his own state.

Nice job Harry.

Now would you just go away?

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Attn: White House

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Obamacare

Original image via parkwayreststop.com.

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Too Funny

From Townhall.com:

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"I Think Bush Is A Warmonger"

That is an actual quote I heard from a coworker who was discussing the 2004 elections.

A Third of All U.S. Casualties in Eight-Year Afghan War Have Occurred Since Obama Ordered Escalation

Also, via foxnewss.com:

The House of Representatives reauthorized the Patriot Act for one year Thursday.

The vote was 315-97 .

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What Do You Tell A Woman With Two Black Eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice, that they just ain't fucking hiring right now:

Hairless Asshole Harry Reid Panders To Women Voters

Yeah, that's the ticket. Pull another excuse out of your ass trying to get your bill passed.

Of course, women would never abuse anyone or anything if they happen to become unemployed. There are never any kids or animals smacked around. And of course, they don't get angrier when they're unemployed.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't condone abuse, nor am I saying abuse doesn't happen, and even that it don't happen more among unemployed men. What I am saying is that it sickens me that he is actually stooping to that sort of manipulation. He may as well have jumped on the "Do it for 'The Children™'" bandwagon. The trouble with that is that bandwagon is so old and tired the wheels have long ago fallen off.

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New Truths

 

 

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BWAAAAHH!!!

Ain't it the truth.

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Blow This

On Tuesday Obama told an audience in Nashua, N.H., "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're trying to save for college."

Uh, okay, so exactly how much of the taxpayer's cash are you blowing for your little trip to Las Vegas?

Mayor Goodman says a meager invitation from the White House won’t heal the damage that was done when President Obama made the comment, "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're saving for college."

Good on Oscar.  I hope he sticks to his guns.

Other cities charge way more than Las Vegas to host conferences and expositions, and people will pay much more to attend them in a city rather than facing the stigma of blowing money in Las Vegas.

Nevada has one of the highest unemployment rates, and Obamm-bamm making statements like that have caused many conferences and expositions to be canceled costing even more jobs and the loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the city. 

In other words, Fuck Obama.  Stay the hell out of the city.  I am among many who don't want your ass in town at all. 

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Facepalm

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Ya, Right....

(CNN) – The leading Democratic challenger to Sen. Jim DeMint has decided to end his short-lived campaign to unseat the conservative South Carolina Republican, citing the need to spend more time with his family.

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I Actually Heard This Live On The Radio

I thought something was wrong with this woman and Beck figured it out at the end of the interview.

Turns out she a but job trying to ride the TEA Party wave.

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Happy Valentine's Day!

From your friendly G.O.P.

Go here and send a loved one a Valentine! It can be anyone, not just your sweetheart. For instance, you can send this one to an unemployed loved one:

Or someone interested in obamacare:

Or for your multicultural loved ones:

 

For your deceased loved ones who may still vote:

Perhaps you have friends or loved ones in Louisiana:

Your friendly tax adviser:

Why, the possibilities are endless with so many wonderful choices on the web site.

Go now!  Get to www.gopvalentine.com, before Valentine's Day has passed you by!

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OK, I'll Add This

Too soon?

Nah!

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Good Night Funny Man

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time

As a followup to this post, of course the Las Vegas mayor is a racist:

Mayor Goodman called a racist by some

Of course, if he doesn't agree with or like something the T.O.T.U.S. does, he must be a racist.

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What A Difference One Vote Makes

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How Obama Prays

WaPo published an article today with the above title. There's no need to link to it because I can show you exactly how he prays using this visual aid:

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Fucking Fuckhead

Post gone. Poof.

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