I Need One Of These

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Out Of Bounds

[graphic from foxnews.com]



Children are off limits. Got it? You can bitch about the President all you want because he chose to be president. You can bitch about the first lady because she chose to be with the President. You can not disrespect the children of elected officials because they did not choose to be where they are. The looney left doesn't understand this but conservatives are expected to abide by these rules of engagement.


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Wing Nut De Jour

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...




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Sweet!

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You Shouldn't Fuck With Chuck Norris

From WND:

What Obama and my wife have in common

Is it so fucking hard to shut us birthers, doubters - whatever the hell you want to call US - up? Just do it! Dig out the document and be done with it.





Side Note: Wanna have some fun? Go to google.com, type chuck norris in the search box and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.


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Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?

So the T.O.T.U.S. said he was going to create jobs. Damned if he didn't too!
Look at all the 'czar' jobs he created!



Here is the list I have dug up so far. Supposedly, we're up to 30 some-odd.
I'm sure there are a few more in the works, but good gawd. It looks like the "Who's Who" of '60s Russia:

1. Border Czar
2. Car Czar
3. Climate Czar
4. Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske
5. Economic Czar
6. Energy czar
7. Faith-based czar
8. Global Warming Czar
9. Guantanamo/Military Jails Czar
10. Government performance czar
11. Great Lakes czar
12. Green jobs czar
13. Health reform czar
14. Mideast peace czar
15. Mideast policy czar
16. Non-proliferation czar
17. Pay czar
18. Regulatory czar Cass Sunstein
19. Stimulus accountability czar
20. Sudan czar
21. TARP czar
22. Technology czar
23. Terrorism czar (I thought they didn't use that word)
24. Urban affairs czar
25. WMD czar

We're going to need a fucking Czar czar to keep track of the czars.
Say that as fast as you can three times without gagging.



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Excellent Retort

I got this in an email, but it hails from DogByte6RER at FreeRepublic. I fucking LOVE it!:

Don't know if you saw the article last week about Barbara Boxer admonishing a Brigadier General because he addressed her as Ma'am and not Senator before a Senate hearing. Anyway this is a letter from a Guard Aviator and Captain for Alaska Air Lines. He hits the nail directly on the head. Maybe we all should send a copy of this letter to the SENATOR

Babs:

You were so right on when you scolded the general on TV for using the term, "ma'am," instead of "Senator."

After all, in the military, "ma'am" is a term of respect when addressing a female of superior rank or position.

The general was totally wrong. You are not a person of superior rank or position. You are a member of one of the world's most corrupt organizations, the U.S.Senate, equaled only by the U.S.House of Representatives.

Congress is a cesspool of liars, thieves, inside traders, traitors, drunks (one who killed a staffer, yet is still revered), criminals, and other low level swine who, as individuals (not all, but many), will do anything to enhance their lives, fortunes and power, all at the expense of the People of the United States and its Constitution, in order to be continually re-elected. Many democrats even want American troops killed by releasing photographs. How many of you could honestly say, "We pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor"? None? One? Two?

Your reaction to the general shows several things. First is your abysmal ignorance of all things military. Your treatment of the general shows you to be an elitist of the worst kind. When the general entered the military (as most of us who served) he wrote the government a blank check, offering his life to protect your derriere now safely and comfortably ensconced in a 20 thousand dollar leather chair, paid for by the general's taxes. You repaid him for this by humiliating him in front of millions.

Second, your puerile character, lack of sophistication, and arrogance borders on the hubristic. This display of brattish behavior shows you to be a virago, termagant, harridan, nag, scold or shrew, unfit for your position, regardless of the support of the unwashed, uneducated masses who have made California into the laughing stock of the nation.

What I am writing, Senator, are the same thoughts countless millions of Americans have toward Congress, but who lack the energy, ability or time to convey them. Under the democrats, some don't even have the 44 cents to buy the stamp. Regardless of their thoughts, most realize politicians are pretty much the same, and will vote for the one who will bring home the most bacon, even if they do consider how corrupt that person is.

Lord Acton (1834 - 1902) so aptly charged, "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Unbeknownst to you and your colleagues, Mr. Power has had his way with all of you, and we are all the worse for it.


Finally Senator, I, too, have a title. It is "Right Wing Extremist Potential Terrorist Threat." It is not of my choosing, but was given to me by your Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano.

And you were offended by "ma'am"?

Have a day. Cheers!

Jim Hill
16808 - 103rd Avenue Court East
South Hill , WA 98375

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Headline De Jour

Yes, yes and more yes.



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More On ObamaCare

Shove this up your ass and smoke it:

Tobacco smoke enema: Wikipedia

The tobacco smoke enema, an insufflation of tobacco smoke into the rectum by enema, was a medical treatment employed by 18th-century European physicians for resuscitating drowning victims and other purposes.
[...]

The use of smoke enemas in Western medicine began to cease after 1811. In that year, Benjamin Brodie showed through animal experimentation that nicotine, the principal active agent in tobacco smoke, was a cardiac poison prone to stopping the circulation of blood.
[...]

Now, not only do you know where the term "Blow smoke up their ass" came from, but you can actually see it action today from the current administration!




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Public Service Announcement

This image isn't mine, but it is most truthful:

BARACK OBAMA: "We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America."

The fucker is doing it too.

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE!!! This is NOT the kind of change we need!


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Quote of the Day

Stoled from Delftsman3

Quote of the Day

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY
"It took President Obama six months to pick a dog for the White House, but he wants Congress to pass a massive health care reform bill in two weeks! This is insane."--Andrea Lafferty, Executive Director of Traditional Family Coalition

You can probably guess how giddy I am that this asshole's world is turning to shit right in front of his eyes.

The massive bailouts he pulled out of his ass ain't working like he planned, his 'cap and tax' energy bill got tripped up and has stagnated, and turns out the democratic majority ass lickers ain't all that happy with the his health 'plan' either. It must be shit if they don't even want to sign up for it.
On top of all that, the way racism was downplayed during his campaigning and the elections, he shows his hitherto suppressed racist ass over the Gate's arrest deal.

I am fucking loving it! It's always good to see a salesman's cheap suit fall apart at the seams.



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Stay Classy Professor

Snippet from Professor Gates (head of Harvard's W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research) arrest report via Foxnew.com.





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Org Chart

House Democrats are blocking a Republican mailing critical of Obama Care but, thankfully, we still have an Internet. Here's the organizational chart from the mailing.

[Original PFD source found at rollcall.com]




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From Town Hall

Worth repeating...



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Bend Over! It's ObamaCare!

Brought to you via Curmudgeonly and Skeptical, we have twitters (twitterings? tweets? twits?) (whatever the fuck it's called) by a feller named Peter Fleckstein. He goes by Fleckman on twitter.
Even though our senators - the people who are supposedly representing us - don't have time to read the proposed health care bill, somehow Fleckman does have the time.

Do yourself a favor and go read through his 'notes'. If you have any affiliation with health care, be afraid. Be very afraid.

The reality of the whole government run health care scenario to me seems rather obvious from the get-go. But I don't think people really believe the government could or would actually dictate this stringent of a set of rules. I think these same people are also in for a big fucking shock.

Hospitals will be told what (to treat), where (which facility), when (until you're no longer getting better), who (which patients) and how (which procedures) to treat patients.
Doctors will be told what tests they can order, what treatments they will get paid for, and how much of a salary they will make. Gee. What's your incentive to work 12-16 hour days and be on call 24-7-365 now?
Medical and life insurance companies, HMO's, all that shit will go away too. They won't be needed. You get the picture.

You'll call a government representative/consultant for an ailment you may have. If you're lucky, this person will have medical background rather than a predefined script tree to read from when determining your ailment and the seriousness of it.
Then they will tell which doctor you can see, or which hospital you go to. The one closest to you is too busy right now so you'll have to go to the one in the next county and so on.

Let's do some play acting here. let's call the government run health system and see if we can get some treatment:

ObamaCare Specialist:"Good afternoon. Thank you for calling ObamaCare. What city please? "

Curmudgeon:"_____________ Nevada."

ObamaCare Specialist:"One moment please..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"This call may be monitored for future customer service relations issues or improvements. Please state your name, social security number, full street address including city, state and zip code, your date of birth, mother's maiden name, bank name, address, phone number and account number."

Curmudgeon:"What the hell? My bank information? Why?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, we can't help you until we know we can automatically withdraw the co-pay. Now please state your name, social security number, full street address including city, state and zip code, your date of birth, mother's maiden name, bank name, address, phone number and account number. Speak slowly and clearly please."

Curmudgeon:"My name is ... adrresss... Social is ... etc."
Curmudgeon:"Now I cut my arm and I'm bleeding pretty good. Can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"One moment sir. I need to verify the information you have provided. ..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Thank you for waiting sir. Now what is the service you desire?"

Curmudgeon:"Like I sadi, I cut my arm and I'm bleeding pretty good. Can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"Mmm-hmmm. I see. Is there any pain involved?"

Curmudgeon:"Yes! There's friggin' pain! I cut it bad!"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Uh, sir, please speak slowly and clearly. This call may be monitored for future customer service relations."

Curmudgeon:"Yes - there - is - pain, I - cut - my - friggin' - arm - and - I'm - bleeding. Can - you - send - an - ambulance?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"And do you have any weakness, nausea, shortness of breath?"

Curmudgeon:"Not yet, but I'm sure I will. Now can you send an ambulance?

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, are you unable to drive?"

Curmudgeon:"I suppose I could steer with my feet, ..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"There's no reason to be that way sir. We're only trying to help."

Curmudgeon:"Yes, I'm unable, uh, no - I can't drive."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Is there anyone you can get to drive you? A family member, neighbor, ..."

Curmudgeon:"No. No family. The neighbor is at work. The other neighbors I don't know."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir. This country is nothing more than a village. You should really get to know your neighbors for times like these. "

Curmudgeon:"Uh. Maybe later. Right now, I have no one to drive me."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay sir. I'll send the ambulance. One moment please..."

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay, I have two ambulance windows available. Either between 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. this evening or between 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. tomorrow morning. Which would you prefer?"

Curmudgeon:"Are you shitting me?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"I'm sorry sir, those are the first available time slots. Which would you prefer?"

Curmudgeon:"Maybe I can get my cousin Bob to drive me. It will take him about an hour and a half to get here though, can you tell me where the closest hospital is?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Yes sir. One moment please... "

ObamaCare Specialist:"Okay sir, the closest hospital is St. Rose, located at 1234 South _____ street. The major cross streets are Elm and Main. But they have reached their allocation of patients for this week so you will not be able to go there. You will have to go to Lake Mead hospital. It is located... "

Curmudgeon:"I know where Lake Mead hospital is. But are you friggin' kidding? St. Rose is full?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"No, sir. They have met the maximum number of admissions as mandated by ObamaCare and can accept no more G-6.1.b sub 3 patients."

Curmudgeon:"G-6 dot one six - huh?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"G-6.1.b sub 3 are non-life threatening emergency patients, sir."

Curmudgeon:"And if I gawd-dam bleed to death? What is that?"

ObamaCare Specialist:"Sir, I will not listen to profanity. Thank you and have a good day."

Curmudgeon:"WAIT! I'm sorry. I'm just worried here. My arm is bleeding, my pants are soaked in blood, the dog is licking the floor, I'm feeling faint, and you're telling I need to drive in rush hour traffic for nearly an hour, to a hospital clear across town when there are rooms available at the hospital a ten minute drive from my house? "

ObamaCare Specialist:"Yes sir. There is a nurse and physician shortage. Nurses are only allowed to be responsible for so many patients, so when that limit is reached, we must divert patients to other hospitals."

Fast forward to being admitted after all the indigents, welfare moms and illegal aliens, whereupon there are no (as the government already determined) unnecessary treatments, tests, ...
The underpaid and understaffed doctors are too busy to spend any time with any one patient, so any other questions you may have will go unanswered.
The short-staffed nurses are getting paid a shitty salary and know they won't be replaced because of the shortage, so they aren't too terribly interested in bedside manner or going out of their way on your account.

Now why would I think they're getting paid a shitty salary? Well, you have to manage salaries in order to manage costs.

I'm sorry. I can't find one good thing in the whole setup. And I think I could go on for hours here. So I'll give up.



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Stupid Liberals

Hat tip to Hammer





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From The 'No Shit' Files

Op-Ed: Dems’ health plan will increase costs for families, small businesses

Of course, those who don't pay taxes don't have to worry about it. I, on the other hand, do worry about it.



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New GOP Ad

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Wing Nut

“Well, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, I’m telling you.” -- cbsnews.com




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Odd

It seems to me the liberal media has been very quiet as of late regarding the death toll of the raghead wars. In fact, they've hardly mentioned a death count since, oh, about January 20th.

July equals deadliest month of Afghan war

"It's all Bush's fault" in 3, 2, 1...



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Trillion Dollar Man

This was the original title:
Gimme Gimme Gimme
But since I read it on bonzerwolf's blog, "The He" is now dubbed the "Trillion Dollar Man".

Obama wants $12 billion for 2-year colleges

Nice. More taxpayer funded programs for "the less fortunate".

Are these freebies for government leeches ever going to fucking end?


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Good Job Assholes!

By MARTIN CRUTSINGER, AP Economics Writer Martin Crutsinger, Ap Economics Writer

WASHINGTON — The federal deficit has topped $1 trillion for the first time ever and could grow to nearly $2 trillion by this fall, intensifying fears about higher interest rates, inflation and the strength of the dollar.

The deficit has been widened by the huge sum the government has spent to ease the recession, combined with a sharp decline in tax revenues. The cost of wars in Iraq and Afghanistan also is a major factor.

The wars? Money for the war effort wasn't a big issue 6 months ago so let's not try to blame Bush again. OK?



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Democrap Party

It's been a while since I posted this:

Look! You can see Barack's head coming out!


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Busted

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Oh, Come Fucking On!

Headline: 565K new jobless claims, lowest level since Jan.

Now that's a tough sell isn't it? How the fuck can anyone spin this as a positive statistic?

The stimulus plan must be working!


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I Know This One!

The correct answer is: The crazy bitch from California!

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Excuse me?

It had to happen sooner or later: Al Gore Godwins Global Warming™


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Cartoon

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Ain't It The Truth

Via email:

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!
Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.

Wanna play? No???
Too bad, you're already playing...

And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

Right-Click, View Image. NOW!

Thanks Patricia!

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Good For The Goose

“You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers dime.” - T.O.T.U.S.

But if you're Ten Beers, you can take a trip to London. With your daughters. On the taxpayer's dime.

Capital day out as Michelle Obama and her daughters enjoy London

Meanwhile, millions of Americans have lost their jobs and won’t be able to take their family on a vacation. Despite their circumstances they’ll still be expected to fork over the tax dollars to pay for this trip!

How much ya' reckon this little trip cost the taxpayers?:

White House Won’t Reveal How Much Michelle Obama’s European Vacation Cost Taxpayers

Nice. Glad I could grub stake your vacation you ugly fucking stupid bitch.

So they're not saying how much it cost us.
Well, consider this:

Michelle Obama's UC Merced visit cost school $1M

That trip cost One Million Fucking Dollars.
I suspect the London trip cost us a bit more than that.


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Congratulations!

[Author unknown]





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Californication

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Pop Quiz

[...]
"We are calling upon Congress to vote against this bill unless substantial measures are taken to strengthen it. Despite President Obama’s assurance that he would enact strong, science-based legislation, we are now watching him put his full support behind a bill that chooses politics over science, elevates industry interests over national interest, and shows the significant limitations of what this Congress believes is possible.
[...]

Who said that? Any guesses?

No, it wasn't some bible-thumping, gun-clinging rightwing nutjob.

Still no takers? Hmmm. Well then, I'll you. It was Carroll Muffett.

Who is Carroll Muffett you ask?

He's Greenpeace's USA Deputy Campaigns Director :

Greenpeace Opposes Waxman-Markey
Climate Bill not Science-Based; Benefits Polluters

So when even Greenpeace thinks a supposedly environmental friendly bill doesn't do anything for the environment, you KNOW the bill is shitty, and is totally political.


h/t Vodkapundit.
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Via Email

Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I, President Obama have decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are no t RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President Obama have always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

President Obama

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Cap and Tax Passed The House

HotAir.com reports that eight Republicans jumped ship. They are:

Bono Mack
Castle
Kirk
Lance
LoBiondo
McHugh
Reichert
Smith (NJ)

If any of these assholes works for you, I would encourage you to call them at 202-224-3121 and voice your disappointment!

Better info from townhall.com:

Mary Bono Mack (Calif.-45)
Mike Castle (Del.)
Mark Steven Kirk (Ill.-10)
Leonard Lance (N.J.-7)
Frank LoBiondo (N.J.-2)
John McHugh (N.Y.-23)
Dave Reichert (Wash.-8)
Chris Smith (N.J.-4)

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Hey Kids!

TOTUS here, whuzzup!!!
Like my new 'do?:



Ha-ha! uuhh, I'm just kidding. That's uuhh, really just a uuhh, chia pet. Ask your mommy and your uuhh, daddy about them. uuhh, They used to be the shit uuhh, the bomb back when I was uuhh, young like you.

You just uuhh, add water to this uuhh, this pot thing here, and uuhh, uuhh, it grows! uuhh, It grows - just like the debt I'm burdening your uuhh, your parents with, which in turn uuhh, you'll uuhh, you'll inherit when uuhh, you get uuhh, hopefully get out of uuhh, college.
See, we have to uuhh, provide uuhh, we have to take care uuhh, of The Children™, becuuuhh, because that's the christian uuhh, socialist uuhh, American thing to do.
Even uuhh, even the first lady, my uuhh, my lovely wife Michelle agrees. Give a hollauuhh, Michelle:


"HOLAAAA!!!"

uuhh, Thank you my love.

Well, uuhh, kids - I better get back to work. I need to figure uuhh, out how to fuck your parents uuhh, sugar up this healthcare uuhh, plan so uuhh, so it will be something your uuhh, parents will like. Get them on my uuhh, side, get their uuhh, their support.
We all need to uuhh, pull together, shoulder to uuhh, the wheel, lift that bail, uuhh, tote that barge. Nose to the uuhh, grindstone. uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, uuhh, ...
Time to run and stay neutral! Bye uuuh, bye now.




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Rough Night Kids?

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Meh

Too little too late.




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Not Mine

Before you get your panties in a bunch let's remember how Bush 43 was treated.

And then piss off!






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Ghetto Skank

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Well?

Slick Willy Clinton was labeled as a weak president when it came to stating his stance on foreign affairs. What I mean is, many times he would side with neither 'side', and ultimately chose to remain neutral. Therefore, we had a U.S.S. Cole incident, a World Trade Center bombing, and due to his lack of spine regarding events in raghead central, the eventual destruction of a good sized chunk of New York not to mention a good sized chunk of the U.S. and even world economy.

So now we have another stupid fucking weak assed spineless democrat in office who is behaving pretty much the same way as Slick Willy regarding North Korea and Iran.
What's the plan there, Braack? Eh Braack? You going to do anything Braack? Or are you going to just sit there in your office gleefully giving our salaries away to welfare moms and wetbacks, whilst waiting for something to happen which America will be forced to react to rather than doing something to ensure it doesn't?



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Iranian Elections

You know, I like these people. They have a conviction and are willing to raise hell for their rights in the electoral process. I can't say who's correct and who isn't but I would have to side with "the entrenched government is lying to us" camp.

As Americans we think we're a little higher up the evolutionary scale than other cultures. Maybe it's time we observed, with due reverence, the Iranian people and reflected on our own values.

People in the streets protesting their government.

How very American.

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Selling Out

[From Foxnews.com]

It's official: ABC has fallen to the communists.

This is the first real "transparency" to come from this administration. If you can't see that the MSM is in bed with Obama by now, you should be declared an embryo and aborted.

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Unfuckingbelievable

How to spend stimulus money:

I am NOT making this up!

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Huge Knockers!

Via email:

Here is an unbelievable photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen.

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Obama-Care

Thanks to a new to me blog I stumbled upon, I have another picture to post.
Hat tip to Semper Fi:



Fuck you, you fucking demo-socialist fucks and your fucking socialized fucking health care.

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That's Racist!

Because as a white man, I too can get shot "just going to the gas station". The big difference is that I actually pump my own gas.

And why is this a "hard question to ask"? Does it have something to do with the fact that's he's black? I assume it does since you framed the question with a reference to Colin Powell. I'd like to point out that every American President who's ever been shot was white.

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Re: Gas Guzzling S.U.V.s

As an addendum to Catus Mark's post below...

See, that's the big misconception libtards have. That anyone driving a big ole' mean SUV is nothing but a fuel wasting, eco-unfriendly, wasteful, right wing, gun totin', animal killin' redneck with a small penis.
And well, there are those.

On the other hand, some people drive SUV's because they actually need them.
Oh yes, they still have to pay $5 a gallon for gas, and they're usually the ones who use those gas guzzling hogs for their jobs. They're usually the self-employed independent business man trying to make a living on his own.
You've seen them - the ones who have a tool box full of sprinklers and trailer full of lawn mowers and wetbacks to keep the libtards lawns green.
Or they have a load of pool nets and filters to clean the capitalists' pools with.
They may even have a rack full of wrenches and putty to use fixing the greenie's toilets.

That $100 bill they put in their gas tank every two days so they can get to your house to save your ass from your own personal maintenance problems, comes out of their pockets not the expense account of some parent company. They are on the road at 5 in the morning trying to beat the heat of the day, and with any luck, get home in time for supper, and before it starts getting too dark to work any more.

They all aren't the soccer moms and the yuppie/dinks who have more bank account than brains.

Or they're people like me who drive a truck, who just because gas is $5 don't have the extra money laying around to just rush out and buy a new car, which in monthly payments would cost more than the fucking gas I buy now.
And the type of car these people would have us buy is the type I get tempted to stomp the fuck out of with MY front tires every time I see them putting along in the fast lane while the driver wearing the cutesy designer glasses holds their double latte in one hand and their fucking iPod in the other.
You have money to buy that shit, you have money for gas. Fuck you.


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Call Kenya Maybe?

Hawaii archives holds mystery Lincoln document

Now if they could on;y find Obamm-bamm's birth certificate...



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I Have To Post This

I was watching the TV yesterday and there was "a guy" talking about how Americans (there are a few of us still in your country) will not buy death traps small cars unless the price of gasoline was above $5 a gallon. He hinted that this would be good for America because we need to give up our gas-guzzling SUVs. He didn't say it outright but you could hear the annotation in his comments. So, I have something to say about this:

Fuck you, you fucking pussy asshole. My SUV gets 18 MPG and it's big enough to run over whatever solar-powered-wind-assisted-glorified-piece-of-shit you drive.


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Scared? More Like Terrified

This sounded waaaaaaaay to good to be true - a man of this caliber speaking such truths, so I had to verify it on snopes.

The author, Lou Pritchett, is a well-known public speaker who retired after a successful 36-year career as the VP World Sales for Proctor and Gamble.
Lou Pritchett
Foremost Leader in Change Management

Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America’s true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world’s highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as “partnering.” Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.

Here's what he had to say:

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core..

You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

Mr. Pritchett confirmed to us [snopes] that he was indeed the author of the much-circulated "open letter" quoted above:

"I did write the 'you scare me' letter. I sent it to the NY Times but they never acknowledged or published it. However, it hit the internet and according to the ‘experts’ has had over 500,000 hits."

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Breadline

US Unemployment Rate Gallops Ahead of Expectations

Uhhh...., The worst unemployment the country has seen in the last 25 years. Hmmm. That would mean it's worse now than when the evil Bush and his evil republican cronies were in office.




Hat tip Vodkapundit.

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I Have A Question...

When exactly are you libtard/democrats going to let this waterboarding business drop?













Yeah, that waterboarding is some bad ju-ju.

We know how much compassion these fuckheads have for other people, especially women. And they want the power of the atom?

Seriously?

And the Quran thumping Muslim In Chief is touting the virtues of these morally backward-assed camel-fuckers?

That is some unmitigated gall. Next thing you know, he'll be sending trillions of our tax dollars along with laid-off union laborers over there to build a fucking reactor for them. And maybe a handful of nukular ICBM's to test.

HOPE! CHANGE!

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Government Motors

[via email]

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This car runs on hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL


Visit your local OBAMA dealer today!


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Sotomayor

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Old News

But worth a motivator poster.

What The HELL???

President Obama, in a pivot from some of his harshest campaign rhetoric, told Democratic senators yesterday that he is willing to consider taxing employer-sponsored health benefits to help pay for a broad expansion of coverage.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.) said Obama expressed a willingness to consider changing the existing tax exclusion. The decision would probably anger liberal supporters such as labor unions, but such a tax change would raise enormous sums of money as Congress and the White House are struggling to find the estimated $1.2 trillion needed to pay for health-care reform over the next decade.

I DO NOT make over $250,000 a year! You told me you wouldn't increase taxes on people making less than $250,000 a year!



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Uh-Oh

Tall, dark and crazy has added Obamm-bamm on his shit list:

Bin Laden threatens Americans in new tape

Yawn. Yet another episode in the ongoing saga of threats from Bin Hidin'.

Just give it a rest, would you?

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Of Socialized Medicine

"Make or break" time for health reform: Obama

Well, simple. The first step is to have everyone seeking treatment in the emergency room produce proof of citizenship. If they don't, arrest them for fraud. Treat them from jail if need be, then ship them back to their homeland. We could save millions on indigent care in the first two weeks. We wouldn't need the fuckheads in the White House socializing shit.

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Date Night

I heard on the radio this AM that Obama's night out with Ten Beers cost somewhere between 250,000 and 350,000 dollars of our money.

Two points to be made here:

1) That's just blatant arrogance.

2) Somebody had better gotten laid.

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Fancy That

U.S. forecaster lowers Atlantic hurricane prediction

Odd, these folks always predicted "worse than last year" hurricanes seasons when Bush was in office.

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It's All Bush's Fault

After reading this list, tell me what makes Obama and his administration so wonderful compared to the prior administration.

Via email:

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Tony Blair a set of inexpensive and useless (to Tony Blair's UK video formatting) DVDs, when Tony Blair had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years, nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.

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