Allow me to post a screen capture:
It says, "How I managed to go eight years without making
one good decision".
Again I say, "Fuck you CBS!"
Citing health overhaul, AARP hikes employee costsSo I say again, how's that hopey-changey thing working out for all you suckers now?
WASHINGTON – AARP's endorsement helped secure passage of President Barack Obama's health care overhaul. Now the seniors' lobby is telling its employees their insurance costs will rise partly as a result of the law.
In an e-mail to employees, AARP says health care premiums will increase by 8 percent to 13 percent next year because of rapidly rising medical costs.
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Now, from today's geniuses:
"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' - Bill Clinton
"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson
"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards
"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore
"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden
"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)
Obama tells UN leaders world has dodged depressionWhew!
UNITED NATIONS – President Barack Obama is calling on world leaders to support new efforts to bring about peace in the Mideast, while declaring the global economy has been "pulled back from the brink of a depression."
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Initial claims for unemployment aid rise to 465KHuh? What?
WASHINGTON - The tally of newly laid-off workers requesting unemployment benefits rose last week for the first time in five weeks as the job market remains sluggish.
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Warren Buffett: "We're still in a recession"Ah. I see. We're in a recession, just not a depression.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said the U.S. economy remains in recession, disputing this week's assessment by a leading arbiter of economic activity that the downturn ended more than a year ago
Obama's aunt not sorry she accepted public housingWhy should she? Her nephew is in the same situation.
Wed Sep 22, 6:41 am ET
BOSTON - President Barack Obama's aunt says she has no reason to apologize for accepting public housing and other government assistance even though she hasn't contributed to the system.
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US President Barack Obama to Publish New BookI say we all obtain copies and add them to the pile of Korans to be burned. I'll supply Kingsford fuel and matches to get the fire started. I don't condone buying them as that would just put money in his pocket...
Harry Reid pulls out race card again, whacks himself in the headI got some bad news for you folks. Unless something changes big, fast and hard here in NV in the next couple months, that asshole ain't going nowhere come November.
The House has just approved President Obama’s $26 billion public-employee bailout by a vote of 247 to 161.But they are of course, union jobs and
"...When their leaders call, I do my best to call them back right away. I don’t mind feeling obligated.”Says Obambi.
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a heroin addict. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, but should be released on probation next year. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a now part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my mentally challenged cousin who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Majority of Americans lack faith in Obama: pollWell, no shit.
Artist Boycotting SB 1070Feel free to go read the list but from what I saw - other than a very small handful of well-knowns, they were:
Obama as campaigner in chief in Missouri, NevadaThat fucknut is coming to Las Vegas yet again. And once again, he is going to be trying to get the other fucking asshole Harry Reid re-elected.
Link to full text.
In just six months, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011:
First Wave: Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief
In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011:
Personal income tax rates will rise. The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates. The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:
- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%
Higher taxes on marriage and family. The “marriage penalty” (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income. The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child. The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level. The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut.
The return of the Death Tax. This year, there is no death tax. For those dying on or after January 1 2011, there is a 55 percent top death tax rate on estates over $1 million. A person leaving behind two homes and a retirement account could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones.
Higher tax rates on savers and investors. The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011. The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011. These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013.
House approves money for Afghan surgeI thought the plan was to bring the troops home. Don't tell me the asshole-in-chief is full of shit!
Psalm 109:8Amen.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!BWAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
"...he [T.O.T.U.S.] was looking for some "ass to kick"..."
Fixing oil disaster my responsibility, Obama saysI'm sure that once BP gets the leak plugged 'His Assholedness' will claim it was all due to his persistence and pressure.
Nevadans support illegal immigration crackdownDamn right.
Reid Defends Kagan, Says She Has 'Fresh Ideas''Fresh ideas'? Uh, sure. Just like a rapist has ideas that 'No' means 'Yes'.
Obama seeks to 'reconnect...young people, African-Americans, Latinos, and women' for 2010He knows who he has to cater to. The old white farts are the ones he's gone and pissed off. The ones who usually do the voting. The ones who will throw him and his cohorts the fuck out of the White House. And with any luck, these same people he is recruiting to vote for his ilk now will have woken up and realized the mistake they made.
Obama: Washington Needs to Be More Like CaliforniaYeah. Right. Pelosi must be just fucking beaming.
While I appreciate any shout-out to my home state, what California's Democratic elite are "about" is enabling their union backers to drive a once-thriving economy into a bottomless pit of unemployment, perennially busted budgets, and unfunded pension contributions that transcend most human comprehension. This is not a spirit Washington should try to "recapture," unless the goal is 12.6 percent unemployment (with a bullet!), a credit rating hurtling toward junk-bond status, and a perpetual round of bailouts from a faraway government entity.Yup. That's just what this country needs. More Californication of America.
-Matt Welch
Obama makes light of anti-tax protestsCut taxes? WTF? I guess if you consider raising the national debt by immeasurable amounts is cutting taxes, then I reckon he has.
Obama Weekly Approval at 47%, Lowest Yet by One PointI am just fucking giddy.
This is going to become a common occurrence. Not just on doctor's office doors (many of which will be shuttered), but also many small - strike that, many businesses. Large or small, they will be shuttered.Doctor tells Obama supporters: Go elsewhere for health care